Here's a fun game, take 3 Excedrin PMs and see if you can jerk off before you fall asleep...
Raise your hand if you're spending way too much money on Christmas. Both of mine and a foot are up. This is getting ridiculous. Every year I feel like I'm trying to out-do the previous year in both expense and awesomeness. And it's killing my freakin' bank account. I haven't been negative for months and now it's happened two weeks in a row. I thought it would help to start shopping before Thanksgiving, which I did, but it turns out that it just gives me more time to spend more money. So not how I planned it. Now, Christmas is a week away and why the hell am I still scrambling around?
On a different note, the bureau's Holiday party was today. Nothing like seeing the old folk shake their asses to Donna Summer and the Electric Slide. Gag me with a spork. Oh and just for good measure, they threw the Macarena in as well. I have nothing to say to this.
Sebastian and Ginny have become feisty little balls of fluff. Sebby accidentally mauled my neck the other night, so now I look like I was interrupted whilst attempting to shoot up. This, I've decided, is a good look for me. From now on I will aim for this look, although they're both had their nails clipped so I might have to go elsewhere for assistance in this endeavor.
One last thought: If heating costs continue to rise the way they have, I may have to burn all my bills to keep warm.
I say, fuck gas.
On a different note, the bureau's Holiday party was today. Nothing like seeing the old folk shake their asses to Donna Summer and the Electric Slide. Gag me with a spork. Oh and just for good measure, they threw the Macarena in as well. I have nothing to say to this.
Sebastian and Ginny have become feisty little balls of fluff. Sebby accidentally mauled my neck the other night, so now I look like I was interrupted whilst attempting to shoot up. This, I've decided, is a good look for me. From now on I will aim for this look, although they're both had their nails clipped so I might have to go elsewhere for assistance in this endeavor.
One last thought: If heating costs continue to rise the way they have, I may have to burn all my bills to keep warm.
I say, fuck gas.