Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!
Bad news comes in threes, right? But plagues . . . plagues come in groups of ten. Let's recount, shall we?
Carmen Hospitalized (again)
Katie
Animal Attack (resulting in unexpected stitches and medical expenses, which in turn resulted in beuracratic dealings with insurance agents and my mother)
Flat Tire (trivial in comparison, but it happened on the same day, so it counts)
Adam and Me Coming Down with Horrid Chest Colds
Claire Has To Have Her Tonsils Removed (lavinia can't speak for three days . . . hehe)
Anna Carson Dewitt Breaks Up With Boyfriend of 1 1/2 Years
Another Friend (anonymous for her sake) Breaks Up With Boyfriend of 2 1/2 Years
. . . and last but certainly NOT least, my ex-landlord mother fucker who never gave me a goddamn lease, never responded to a single call of ours, stole our fucking snow shovel after not shoveling our walkway and forcing us to trudge through the 4 feet of snow to the hardware store to buy it, called the cops on us when we weren't in the fucking apartment, never once gave us any sort of notice before he stopped by to show the apartment during finals week--THAT ASSHOLE is now asking us to pay upwards of 3,000 dollars (he's already taken our security deposits) for "damages" to the apartment that the fucking boulder-clit asswipes that lived there before us left, and he had already said were fine when we moved in!!!!!!! we're supposed to pay it by july 31st, and i have no way of getting hold of over 700 bucks before then as i still don't have a job and my mom is going to jerusalem for a month.
speaking of jerusalem, i'm not sure it's such a good idea that my mother go considering the sizable plague problem people around me seem to be having. . .
on the way home tonight it started raining so hard that we couldn't see the lines on the road for water, but a flood won't work . . . people just float. fire is necessary
Carmen Hospitalized (again)
Katie
Animal Attack (resulting in unexpected stitches and medical expenses, which in turn resulted in beuracratic dealings with insurance agents and my mother)
Flat Tire (trivial in comparison, but it happened on the same day, so it counts)
Adam and Me Coming Down with Horrid Chest Colds
Claire Has To Have Her Tonsils Removed (lavinia can't speak for three days . . . hehe)
Anna Carson Dewitt Breaks Up With Boyfriend of 1 1/2 Years
Another Friend (anonymous for her sake) Breaks Up With Boyfriend of 2 1/2 Years
. . . and last but certainly NOT least, my ex-landlord mother fucker who never gave me a goddamn lease, never responded to a single call of ours, stole our fucking snow shovel after not shoveling our walkway and forcing us to trudge through the 4 feet of snow to the hardware store to buy it, called the cops on us when we weren't in the fucking apartment, never once gave us any sort of notice before he stopped by to show the apartment during finals week--THAT ASSHOLE is now asking us to pay upwards of 3,000 dollars (he's already taken our security deposits) for "damages" to the apartment that the fucking boulder-clit asswipes that lived there before us left, and he had already said were fine when we moved in!!!!!!! we're supposed to pay it by july 31st, and i have no way of getting hold of over 700 bucks before then as i still don't have a job and my mom is going to jerusalem for a month.
speaking of jerusalem, i'm not sure it's such a good idea that my mother go considering the sizable plague problem people around me seem to be having. . .
on the way home tonight it started raining so hard that we couldn't see the lines on the road for water, but a flood won't work . . . people just float. fire is necessary