I expect this from the muslims but not the catholics...
So a kid here at UCF went to a catholic service held on campus and didn't cannibalise the flesh of the lord and saviour Jesus Christ on a cracker and instead walked out of the building with the errant bread good.
There are a couple stories as to why he didn't want to eat the flesh of someone who has been dead for 2000 years: one says he did it in protest of religious groups getting public money on school campuses. Another says he did it to help his friend learn more about what being a religious nut job is like. And still others say both things at the same time.
Regardless of why he did it, however, the catholic community has shown it's support of his actions by calling for his death, and possibly his expulsion from school and maybe some jail time for kidnapping and holding Jesus Christ hostage for a week in a ziplock bag.
Everyone can be assured that Jesus has been safely returned to his family though he is now unclean and will require sanctification and possibly burial or burning to clean him of the residue left upon him by the sinner Webster Cook.
Holy shit, no pun intended, I posted this in sf_drama and in under an hour already have almost 100 comments!
There are a couple stories as to why he didn't want to eat the flesh of someone who has been dead for 2000 years: one says he did it in protest of religious groups getting public money on school campuses. Another says he did it to help his friend learn more about what being a religious nut job is like. And still others say both things at the same time.
Regardless of why he did it, however, the catholic community has shown it's support of his actions by calling for his death, and possibly his expulsion from school and maybe some jail time for kidnapping and holding Jesus Christ hostage for a week in a ziplock bag.
Everyone can be assured that Jesus has been safely returned to his family though he is now unclean and will require sanctification and possibly burial or burning to clean him of the residue left upon him by the sinner Webster Cook.
Holy shit, no pun intended, I posted this in sf_drama and in under an hour already have almost 100 comments!