Apr 13, 2006 20:44
To let you all know where I've been the past few days...
I woke up on Monday morning on Hiashi's couch, with no clothes and a pounding headache. I crept outside, naked as the day I was born and ran into the forest for cover. After fashioning myself a suitable leaf-flap and sharpening a bough into a spear, I decided to seek revenge on the albatross that had captured my beloved Frodo. I tracked him for 28 hours without rest, before I located the monster's nest. After a vicious fight, I slew the beast and made him into a fashionable necklace which I wore on my neck for the trip home. If anyone wants to see my trophy, you can go look at Hiashi's place, because I threw the carcass through his window and into his clean laundry while he was sleeping.
However, not all is well regarding Frodo... apparently, due to my forced absence, it simultaneously starved to death/was smothered by its own feces. And so now I'm over that and making a new one. Now, the question is... what to name it?
Leave your name suggestions in the comments. Um, 25 points to the House of the person who gives the best name (or 25 points taken away, in Sasori's case).