Nip/Tuck!
Previously, Christian had cancer, married Lizzy, and got better. Sex with a lesbian heals all ills.
The mockumentary is interesting. "Titanic tits!" "A man wound tighter than a hummingbird's asshole." Bwah.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand Katee Sackhoff inexplicably morphs into Rose McGowan. No explanation needed. It's like Bewitched and the two Darrins.
Hey, weren't those women Christian's girlfriends in the future?
Poor Lizzy. Christian, you bastard. What does Wilbur think? One the one hand, I get where Christian's coming from -- he thought he was dying, now he isn't. But Liz loved him.
So Kimber does electrolysis now. Heh. She's got nine lives, that one.
"I want my god damned Yoplait!" Oh, Christian.
Matty's going to be a mime. >.< WTF.
Don't fuck with Lizzy, Christian. It will only end in tears. Yours.
*DIES DIES DIES* "Since their homoerotic shower encounter." HAHAHAHAH. Oh, Mario. Thank you for coming on the show to show off your abs.
PUHTAN AHN TEH RHIIIIIIIIIITZ!
Vaginal rejuvenation. *snorts* I'm totally afraid to google it to see what the procedure exactly is, not gonna lie.
HAHAHA masturbating to bribe a lawyer? Christian, you've done worse. Go for it. Awww, coward. Bitch, please, you whipped out your dick at a dinner party and fucked a woman to life and whored yourself out. Masturbating for a blind lawyer is nothing for you.
Oh, Sean, ODing? Or was it an accident? Either way, hopefully we get some Christian/Teddy interaction next week because I want to see a knowing look pass between them.
The previews look FUN.
Totally unrelated: it seems Scott Baio is a douchebag. So much so that he gets his own word - chachbag.
The mockumentary is interesting. "Titanic tits!" "A man wound tighter than a hummingbird's asshole." Bwah.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand Katee Sackhoff inexplicably morphs into Rose McGowan. No explanation needed. It's like Bewitched and the two Darrins.
Hey, weren't those women Christian's girlfriends in the future?
Poor Lizzy. Christian, you bastard. What does Wilbur think? One the one hand, I get where Christian's coming from -- he thought he was dying, now he isn't. But Liz loved him.
So Kimber does electrolysis now. Heh. She's got nine lives, that one.
"I want my god damned Yoplait!" Oh, Christian.
Matty's going to be a mime. >.< WTF.
Don't fuck with Lizzy, Christian. It will only end in tears. Yours.
*DIES DIES DIES* "Since their homoerotic shower encounter." HAHAHAHAH. Oh, Mario. Thank you for coming on the show to show off your abs.
PUHTAN AHN TEH RHIIIIIIIIIITZ!
Vaginal rejuvenation. *snorts* I'm totally afraid to google it to see what the procedure exactly is, not gonna lie.
HAHAHA masturbating to bribe a lawyer? Christian, you've done worse. Go for it. Awww, coward. Bitch, please, you whipped out your dick at a dinner party and fucked a woman to life and whored yourself out. Masturbating for a blind lawyer is nothing for you.
Oh, Sean, ODing? Or was it an accident? Either way, hopefully we get some Christian/Teddy interaction next week because I want to see a knowing look pass between them.
The previews look FUN.
Totally unrelated: it seems Scott Baio is a douchebag. So much so that he gets his own word - chachbag.