May 03, 2005 08:56
"From the dreams of Kaji"
Ok, so I was in the shower. Just having a shower, no wanking or anything. Then, I see through the window Ramon and Aya coming through my back gate. Ramon is my friend in my University JP class - Aya is Ramon's Japanese Exchange Partner, and Ramon's current GF. So anyway, they come up to my window. At this moment during my precious and sacred shower time, I'm shampooing my hair. I say hi to Ramon and Aya through the window - all they can see is my sexy face and shampoo'ed hair. Blah blah, hello, etc etc, Aya says nice shampoo. I tell her it's the Herbal Essence shampoo, and I start doing the orgasm noises like in the ad.
I think all 3 of our reactions where "What the fuck?!"
Anyway, I get invited to some dinner thing. Can't remember where, who cares. I get dressed, and get in the car with Ramon and Aya. They need to stop somewhere, and they end up at my friend's Anton place. Of course, R+A don't know Anton. They just stopped there. I got out to see Anton, and I turned around, and *poof* , they were gone. And Anton wasn't home.
Fuck.
So here I am, a 2 hour walk to the place where I was supposed to be, no way of contacting anyone, no transportation. But wait! What has suddenly appeared in front of me? A yellow motorbike! Anton has a motorbike thing.
So I hop on the bike. Amazingly, the keys are in the ignition. Bonus!! So, I start it up. But then, my brain kicks in - you know you shouldn't be driving this, Kaji. You've never drove a car before, let alone a fucking motorbike. While pondering the consequences of such an action, I notice the motorbike is suddenly lacking an engine.
What the fuck.
Around this time I wake up.