Justin Timberlake or James Franco?
You're trapped in a room for 3 days with your worst enemy, what do you do?
Punch them in the face. Okay, I don’t know, I’ve never been in that situation before. Question: is there wood on this island? Question: are there board games available?
You're stuck in an elevator with the person you fell the hardest for, what happens?
Well, that was a while ago, so it would probably be a little awkward as we attempted to have small talk. After the awkwardness (it might not last too long) we would most likely catch up on what we missed. But nothing other than that. So talking. Boring. Yawn. Sadly I doubt anything romantic or passionate would ensue. He was a little boring in that department. Probably had something to do with not returning the feelings.
The celebrity you love the most offers to marry you, as long as you don't talk to any of your current friends or family members anymore, do you marry them?
Is it Justin Timberlake or James Franco? This makes a huge difference in my deliberation.
The last person you kissed asks you to have sex, how do you respond?
I’d slap him in the face. Then I’d probably laugh. An awkward silence might follow, which I would pretend to be oblivious to. I might leave the room to alleviate the awkward silence... or get food. Am I getting off topic?
You weigh 700 pounds, do you get liposuction or lose the weight manually?
As if I would let myself go so horribly.
If you ever wanna live to see another day, you're forced to snort cocaine, do you do it?
In such a horribly extreme scenario and completely hypothetically, I suppose. That’s just a terrible question. And I doubt that if I were in a “do this or die” situation, the alternative wouldn’t be doing a line. Honestly.
If you woke up in one of the Saw movies, do you think you could survive?
I’ve only seen parts of the Saw movies. Do I think I could shoot someone or saw my arm off? Let’s just say I hope to God that I’m never in one of those situations.
You have to get a facial peircing, what do you get?
Another set on my ears. I’m assuming that’s not what the question’s asking, though, so… tongue. If I had to choose. But I really don't want a tongue piercing. I guess a nose piercing would be so bad... either way, I'm not a fan of facial piercings.
You have to get a tattoo, where and what do you get?
Oh man. Realistically, I would probably get something meaningful tattooed to my lower hip, like koe or my Chinese name. Idealistically, without consequences… I’d want my fucking dragon tattoo snaking over my hip. Mmm.
When's the last time you were in a photobooth taking pictures with friends?
I’ve actually never taken photobooth pictures… I know, I’m super lame! It’s on my bucket list.
Are you listening to music?
Yes, my hip hop playlist.
When's the last time you went to a birthday party?
I went to Matt’s birthday party about a month or so ago.
Are you planning on/going to college?
I’m in college.
Is the moon out?
Yes.
Could you go a month without cursing?
That would not be easy… It’s not that I curse a lot, but I’m almost positive that at least a “dumb bitch” would slip out once or twice a week.
Are you currently reading a book?
Yes. Three, actually.
Have you ever ridden a horse?
I used to take horseback riding lessons, actually.
What's the funniest movie you've ever seen?
Oh God, I wouldn’t even know where to start.
Are you scared of sharks?
I don’t swim in the ocean much.
Have you met your dream guy/girl?
Not yet, but its okay. I understand that he has a busy schedule, touring the country, bringing sexy back, banging Jessica Biel…
Your friend has bulimia, what do you do?
First: slap them. Second: hug them. Third: make sure they’re supervised when going to the restroom. Fourth: slip dietary supplements into their drink. Fifth: get them some form of medical help, possibly in the form of a nurse ninja. Sixth: dress like a whale to make them feel a little better.
You take someone's boyfriend/girlfriend and they start cutting themselves, do you feel bad?
I wouldn’t take anyone’s boyfriend in the first place. Secondly, if they were cutting themselves, I’d feel obligated to slap them. And probably get them medical treatment.
Who's the last person you had a sleepover with?
Rachael.
What are you wearing?
T-shirt and panties? I’m just in my pajamas.
Have you ever been called 'scene'?
What?
Abortion; yes or no?
Personally I disagree with abortion, on moral grounds. Scientifically as well as legally, I believe that past the second trimester it is murder, as some babies can be successfully delivered up to two or three months premature. But you know what? If you were stupid enough to get knocked up, and you have no problem with getting rid of it for your personal convenience, I won’t stop you. Nor will the law, for that matter.
Next president?
Dwight Schrute.
Gay marriage; yes or no?
Yes. ^^
Have you done anything you regret in 2008 so far?
Oh… well, yes. But it was near the beginning of the year, so I’m over it.
Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it?
If you don’t sit on your ass about it, sure.
Are you a forgiving person?
I’m a patient person more than anything. But yes, I consider myself very forgiving. I’m known for being too forgiving and letting people walk all over me. But maybe that’s just stupidity.
Do you have any plans for tomorrow?
School..
Have you ever told anyone you were okay when you really weren't?
Who hasn’t?
Do you usually tell people when they hurt your feelings?
No.
Does it take a lot to make you cry?
You can’t make me cry. Only I can make me cry by allowing myself to become ridiculously frustrated. Or by watching A Little Princess.
Punch them in the face. Okay, I don’t know, I’ve never been in that situation before. Question: is there wood on this island? Question: are there board games available?
You're stuck in an elevator with the person you fell the hardest for, what happens?
Well, that was a while ago, so it would probably be a little awkward as we attempted to have small talk. After the awkwardness (it might not last too long) we would most likely catch up on what we missed. But nothing other than that. So talking. Boring. Yawn. Sadly I doubt anything romantic or passionate would ensue. He was a little boring in that department. Probably had something to do with not returning the feelings.
The celebrity you love the most offers to marry you, as long as you don't talk to any of your current friends or family members anymore, do you marry them?
Is it Justin Timberlake or James Franco? This makes a huge difference in my deliberation.
The last person you kissed asks you to have sex, how do you respond?
I’d slap him in the face. Then I’d probably laugh. An awkward silence might follow, which I would pretend to be oblivious to. I might leave the room to alleviate the awkward silence... or get food. Am I getting off topic?
You weigh 700 pounds, do you get liposuction or lose the weight manually?
As if I would let myself go so horribly.
If you ever wanna live to see another day, you're forced to snort cocaine, do you do it?
In such a horribly extreme scenario and completely hypothetically, I suppose. That’s just a terrible question. And I doubt that if I were in a “do this or die” situation, the alternative wouldn’t be doing a line. Honestly.
If you woke up in one of the Saw movies, do you think you could survive?
I’ve only seen parts of the Saw movies. Do I think I could shoot someone or saw my arm off? Let’s just say I hope to God that I’m never in one of those situations.
You have to get a facial peircing, what do you get?
Another set on my ears. I’m assuming that’s not what the question’s asking, though, so… tongue. If I had to choose. But I really don't want a tongue piercing. I guess a nose piercing would be so bad... either way, I'm not a fan of facial piercings.
You have to get a tattoo, where and what do you get?
Oh man. Realistically, I would probably get something meaningful tattooed to my lower hip, like koe or my Chinese name. Idealistically, without consequences… I’d want my fucking dragon tattoo snaking over my hip. Mmm.
When's the last time you were in a photobooth taking pictures with friends?
I’ve actually never taken photobooth pictures… I know, I’m super lame! It’s on my bucket list.
Are you listening to music?
Yes, my hip hop playlist.
When's the last time you went to a birthday party?
I went to Matt’s birthday party about a month or so ago.
Are you planning on/going to college?
I’m in college.
Is the moon out?
Yes.
Could you go a month without cursing?
That would not be easy… It’s not that I curse a lot, but I’m almost positive that at least a “dumb bitch” would slip out once or twice a week.
Are you currently reading a book?
Yes. Three, actually.
Have you ever ridden a horse?
I used to take horseback riding lessons, actually.
What's the funniest movie you've ever seen?
Oh God, I wouldn’t even know where to start.
Are you scared of sharks?
I don’t swim in the ocean much.
Have you met your dream guy/girl?
Not yet, but its okay. I understand that he has a busy schedule, touring the country, bringing sexy back, banging Jessica Biel…
Your friend has bulimia, what do you do?
First: slap them. Second: hug them. Third: make sure they’re supervised when going to the restroom. Fourth: slip dietary supplements into their drink. Fifth: get them some form of medical help, possibly in the form of a nurse ninja. Sixth: dress like a whale to make them feel a little better.
You take someone's boyfriend/girlfriend and they start cutting themselves, do you feel bad?
I wouldn’t take anyone’s boyfriend in the first place. Secondly, if they were cutting themselves, I’d feel obligated to slap them. And probably get them medical treatment.
Who's the last person you had a sleepover with?
Rachael.
What are you wearing?
T-shirt and panties? I’m just in my pajamas.
Have you ever been called 'scene'?
What?
Abortion; yes or no?
Personally I disagree with abortion, on moral grounds. Scientifically as well as legally, I believe that past the second trimester it is murder, as some babies can be successfully delivered up to two or three months premature. But you know what? If you were stupid enough to get knocked up, and you have no problem with getting rid of it for your personal convenience, I won’t stop you. Nor will the law, for that matter.
Next president?
Dwight Schrute.
Gay marriage; yes or no?
Yes. ^^
Have you done anything you regret in 2008 so far?
Oh… well, yes. But it was near the beginning of the year, so I’m over it.
Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it?
If you don’t sit on your ass about it, sure.
Are you a forgiving person?
I’m a patient person more than anything. But yes, I consider myself very forgiving. I’m known for being too forgiving and letting people walk all over me. But maybe that’s just stupidity.
Do you have any plans for tomorrow?
School..
Have you ever told anyone you were okay when you really weren't?
Who hasn’t?
Do you usually tell people when they hurt your feelings?
No.
Does it take a lot to make you cry?
You can’t make me cry. Only I can make me cry by allowing myself to become ridiculously frustrated. Or by watching A Little Princess.