Kelly makes me laugh
We went to Jones and Kelly and I were throwing verbal karate back and forth. This was my favorite one, though.
Kelly: I'm going to League City tomorrow. Do you want to come?
Me: I would, but I don't really have a reason to. And I have plans this weekend.
Kelly: Sure you have a reason, you can see Timmy!
Me: ... *cough* That's not a reason.
Kelly: Sure it is. You can go see him and get some ass.
Me: I'm not going to give him any ass!
Kelly: Jen, GET, not give. I said get. I think you're misunderstanding your part in the relationship.
Me: XDDD
Kelly: I'm going to League City tomorrow. Do you want to come?
Me: I would, but I don't really have a reason to. And I have plans this weekend.
Kelly: Sure you have a reason, you can see Timmy!
Me: ... *cough* That's not a reason.
Kelly: Sure it is. You can go see him and get some ass.
Me: I'm not going to give him any ass!
Kelly: Jen, GET, not give. I said get. I think you're misunderstanding your part in the relationship.
Me: XDDD