because of everyone's doing it...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In August I bought porn for dogwelder (-10 points). Last Saturday I gave bunkadoo a kidney (1000 points). In October I turned boy_asunder in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In September I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1318 points). For Christmas I deserve a Wii!
Sincerely,
kajagoogoo