(for amaxingbaek) the siren call and the porcelain throne

[kaixingmods]

For: amaxingbaek
By: Anonymous until reveals
Title: The Siren Call and the Porcelain Throne

Comments

[amaxingbaek]

Ahhhhh you picked this one! I'll admit that this wasn't what I had in mind for this prompt, but I adore what you've done with it. It's very hilarious! This type of humor isn't one that I usually see often, but I love, love, love it. You had me cracking up every few lines and it was really hard to keep quiet since my roommate was sleeping ^^" Jongin was literally the most precious little bundle that I've ever seen and I love his constant worrying and wanting to see Yixing again, because hell yeah, I would want to know the man behind that beautiful voice, too! Even though Yixing was only formally introduced at the end, I loved him. The way you wove him in, either through Jongin drooling over him or that sneaky "dark haired guy line" was great! My little baby unicorn <3

an otherwise hectic (why did he ever become friends with Baekhyun?) and far too loud (seriously, Baekhyun) life
My favorite kind of Baekhyun <3 I like this already~

Shit, Jongin thinks, trying to do anything but that.
LOL I- WHAT IS GOING ON XD

He hears the slide of a zipper, the smack of a hand hitting the tiled wall behind the urinals and then over the sound of urine splashing on porcelain, inexplicably, the voice of a goddamn angel.
Oh my gosh, I’m dying lol. My stomach... too much laughing, I can’t xD Such a romantic first meeting ahahaha.

HI I LOVE YOU, LET’S WATCH DISNEY MOVIES TOGETHER AND YOU CAN SING ALL THE SONGS AND I’LL JUST LISTEN QUIETLY.
YES PLEASE. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. OH MY GOSH, I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS JONGIN, WHERE CAN I GET HIM? I SWEAR I'LL SHARE WITH YIXING.

Despite his penchant for sci-fi novels and anime, Jongin is not a loser, okay? He just really likes to hang out in the toilet.
Lmao cute baby Jongin <3

So, after three days of listening to random strangers’ explosive diarrhea and strangely fragrant urinations with no sign of a cute guy
Oh man, this is so funny I’m dying lol. Poor baby doesn't even get anything positive out of the experience.

Are you sure you want to be doing all of these cute things with /just/ the voice, Jongin? I like to think that the person is pretty cute as well :p

purple backpack again, messy black hair and black jeans.
OH FML, HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT I LOVED WHEN HE WEARS BLACK PANTS? AND HIS BLACK HAIR?!

Hello nice-voiced stranger, do you want to cuddle?
CUDDDLING, OH MY GOD YES. HOW DO YOU KNOW?!

(HEY WAIT A MINUTE, GUY WHO SINGS WHILE PEEING, I WANT YOU TO BE MY BOYFRIEND)
I'm so- I'm laughing so hard! I don't know how else to say that, because I'm literally laughing out loud and this is hilarious. A+!

Kyungsoo’s strongest, most murderous expressions. For a minute or two, at least.
Jongin please, you probably wouldn't even last a few seconds. Kyungsoo can be scary, let's be real.

[amaxingbaek]

as sweet and pure and all that is good in life
YIXINGGGGGGG. He's so wonderful, I'm so glad you made him like an angel in this <3

“Do you have an appointment?”
This is literally the first thing you’ve said, and I can already tell that you’re a piece of work xD One of my favorite Baekhyun’s, to be honest.

“With Dr. Baek, the love doctor!”
Oh my gosh you...no, Baekhyun. No, please. Why is Jongin friends with you? Why do I still like you while reading this?!

“Shut up, asshole, I don’t want to bone him, I want to kiss snowflakes off his eyelids and start a dog-sled team with him and we’ll move to Alaska and spend our nights curled up together watching the Northern Lights.”
*o* It's so specific, but it's literally like Jongin's (and now maybe mine) best dreams come true. It might seem slightly random, but it's so great T.T This whole chunk is great, this whole story is great.

at 6:38 a.m. last Wednesday
LMAO NICE ATTENTION TO DETAIL THERE.

“So, do you think your friend Kyungsoo wants to go out with me?”
Oh dear God xD I’ll pray for his soul and wonder what’s wrong with him if he does.

The bathroom angel leans down and puts his hand on the edge of Jongin’s jaw.
YIXING! MY SWEET, WORRIED PRECIOUS ANGEL T.T Although I’m kind of wondering how Yixing didn’t hear anything sooner lol. It seems to me that Baekhyun and Jongin weren’t being as quiet as they possibly could...oh well.

Interested? Jongin is enamoured.
He’s not he only one /cries at the beauty of Yixing

for some reason Yixing thinks he’s hilarious and loves to be around him
BAEKXINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME. I DON’T EVEN CARE THAT THEY’RE NOT TOGETHER, JUST THEM IN THE SAME SPACE HAS ME ALL STARRY EYED.

HE LIKES WHEN YIXING SINGS IN MANDARIN. YES, YES, A MILLION TIMES YES. Don’t get me wrong, I love when Yixing speaks period, and his Korean is adorable, but Mandarin *o* Man oh man does that do things to my heart..

I would keep quoting stuff, because it’s all so amusing, but then it’s honestly going to be the same comment over and over so I’ll just leave it there ^^” I really don't know what else to say other than THANK YOU! This story was really nicely written and you have a great sense of humor, whoever you are! I'm so happy right now, honestly, this was one of the prompts that I wanted to get picked and to have it done this way...<3 Thank you, thank you, thank you!

[helaas]

I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU HOW HAPPY THIS COMMENT MADE ME!! I was in agony writing this fic, worried the whole time that I totally butchered this prompt and how much you were going to hate it and how I'm such a fail!prompt-filler, but wow, the immediate relief upon finding that you liked it. ; ; WHEW! I was seriously so worried. ; ; I started writing this prompt, then I thought "Oh god no, it's getting too weird, this is not good..." and I switched to the vampire one and I wrote a part of that, but it was basically a Baekhyun story with kaixing on the side and that didn't feel right for a kaixing exchange, so I trashed it and went through some kind of mental breakdown before finally finishing this fic and seriously, just whew, so glad you liked it. :D And that you weren't offended with my completely horrible, gives-no-fucks Baekhyun!! And I specially added in the tiny tiny Baeklay line for you, as an apology for what I did to Baekhyun lol. I'm just super happy that you weren't disappointed with this fic. :D

And also, Yixing didn't hear those two idiots arguing in the bathroom stall because he was having a classic JPG-moment and was basically dead to the world. /PLOT-HOLE FILLED!!!

[amaxingbaek]

WELL I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW HAPPY THIS /STORY/ MADE ME! I also think that Jongin was probably in more agony than you, so I think you don't have to worry too much ;) And I could honestly never hate something that someone wrote for me. You took the time to write something for someone else and you can take the prompt any way you want - that's what it's there for! If I had a super, suuuuuper specific idea in mind, then I would have written it myself :) Half of the fun is finding out what someone else did with your prompt!

Any and every Baekhyun is wonderful ahahaha. He's my little fluff ball; I'll love him. Especially if he's an asshole fluff ball xD HOW DID YOU KNOW I BAEKXING? HOW?

Ahahaha good reason :) I can see Yixing just being totally lost in his world, disregarding the two guys fighting in the stall right behind him LOL.

(whispers that vampire one though OuO)

[helaas]

I took an incredible leap of faith and assumed you were down with Baeklay from your username and also when one of your prompts was for kaixingbaek >.> Such an incredible leap of faith. >.>

Here's a little part from the doomed-never-to-be vampire fic:

“Baekhyun,” Jongin announces grandly, “We’re going to kill you.”

Baekhyun freezes, eyes wide.

“Oh my god, Jongin! Don’t say it like that!” Yixing admonishes, smacking Jongin on the shoulder. He turns to Baekhyun and smiles sweetly, a dimple pressing deep into his cheek. “Baekhyun,” he says brightly, “We’re going to drain all the blood out of your body and then fill it back up with our blood, irrevocably linking you to us for eternity! Doesn’t that sound fun??”

There was also a part where Yixing and Jongin discussed how much Baekhyun would freak out if they told him they were vampires and Jongin was like "Nah, don't worry about it. If it becomes a problem, we can always just kill him."

And Yixing's eyes light up and he's like "Oh yeah! We can just kill him!" ADORABLY UNFEELING VAMPIRES WERE REALLY FUN TO WRITE???

Anyway, I'm just super happy that everything worked out okay on this fic and that you were pleased with what you got! I FEEL LIKE SANTA CLAUS NOW!!!!

[amaxingbaek]

AHAHAHAHA very lucky guess! I didn't really think about...the username lmao.

OMFG YIXING LOLOL NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING. This...this idiot xD If I were Baekhyun, I would be torn between wanting to pass out and not wanting to pass out because what if they drain me while I'm passed out?!

Very pleased ^^ Thank you again for it! YES, except I would assume it's more the idea of Santa, and not the physical Santa :o

[helaas]

(they would totally drain Baekhyun while he was passed out)

[amaxingbaek]

T.T would they at least change him after draining him? If the answer is no, please lie to me lol.

[helaas]

They'll change him, he's too pretty not to keep forever. ♥

[amaxingbaek]

Oh good T.T I was sad for a second there.