Nursery Rhymes for Dysfunctional families~courtesy of my mom...

[kaitydid]

Bye bye baby Bunting
Daddy go a-humting
Daddy get a bunny skin
To wrap a baby Bunting in
Fishy fishy ina brook
Daddy catch 'im ona hook
Mommy fry 'im in a pan
Baby eat 'im like a man
Bye bye baby Bunting
Mommy go a-hunting
Mommy shoot a daddy ina back
Cook 'im in a pan. Yum!

I will be screwed up for life. She will not come near her grandchildren... :P