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[kaitopants]

[Oh look, it's a little boy kneeling on the corner of Beaver Street. His hands are cupped together, and it looks like he's inspecting something veeeeeeery interesting on the ground. The baseball cap on his head is positioned backwards, and his clothes look a little dirty and worn, but that's normal for a small, energetic boy of merely seven, isn't

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[burningspiral]

[OHSHIT INCOMMING SMALL HYPERACTIVE CHILD IS HEADING STRAIGHT FOR YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

crash.]

[kaitopants]

[CRAAAAAASH.

All of his cards and roses go eeeeeverywhere]

[burningspiral]

[Sniffle sniffle]

I-I'm sorry I didn't mean it!

[kaitopants]

[blink blink. He feels pain, but he doesn't cry out]

[burningspiral]

I'll help you pick it all up!

[already grabbing at some cards.]

[kaitopants]

[blinks again and reaches over to pick it all up]

You should be careful!

[burningspiral]

I-I-I-I-I'm s-sorry. I was looking for my mom and dad and I thought I saw mom and... I didn't see you.

[THREE YEAR OLD SIMON LOOKS SORRY]

[kaitopants]

Your mom is here? [:O]

[burningspiral]

I thought she was. [sudden wibbly toddler eyes] Maybe she did sell me like that kid said.

[kaitopants]

[shakes his head] Nuh-uh! Because my Daddy didn't sell me and I'm here too!

[burningspiral]

T-That's what I thought but he said I was selled and I was gonna have to dig holes and clean floors. I-I'm not big enough!!!

[kaitopants]

But I haven't been sold, so you can't be sold either!

[burningspiral]

But he said I was.

[kaitopants]

He was wrong.

[burningspiral]

He said I had a funny hair color and Mom and Dad would get lotsa money.

[kaitopants]

You do have funny hair.