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[kaitopants]

[Gooood morning, Mayfield! Guess who's patrolling the streets as the sun rises over the horizon

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[glockblock]

[You may not see him because he's in a bush but the paper you fling at his house is blown out of midair by his shotgun.]

[kaitopants]

[Kaito stops pedaling and stares at the now shredded newspaper that falls to the ground short of its target]

... wha--?

[glockblock]

[popping up like this and aiming his shotgun at you]

[kaitopants]

[... stares at shotgun]

Oi! I'm just delivering the newspaper!

[glockblock]

Newspapers with explosives hidden inside. I am aware of your type, terrorist.

[kaitopants]

I'm not a terrorist.

[glockblock]

[cocking his gun]

A likely story.

[kaitopants]

If the newspaper had explosives in it, it would have blown up when you shot it.

[glockblock]

A very common misconception. Explosives only explode when the proper electrical charge is provided and not by any other fashion. That is why it is best to get rid of explosives by exploding them with other explosives.

[kaitopants]

[flat look]

I'm still not a terrorist.

[glockblock]

[firing a shot over your shoulder]

I suggest you leave and never attempt this method of bomb delivery again.

[kaitopants]

[slight flinch, barely noticable]

If you don't want your morning newspaper, that's no skin off my nose. Makes my route easier, anyway!