[31-- Failed Drone Filter]

[kaitopants]

Now that's the power's out all over town, we can start telling creepy ghost stories about our friendly new mayor.

Like the time he tried to kill us all by poisoning our milk.

Does anyone remember that? I do.

Be careful.

Comments

[spiritualburger]

How could I forget that?

[kaitopants]

I don't think I've seen you drink orange juice since that incident, Maya-san.

[spiritualburger]

That's because I haven't! That was traumatic, y'know. I'm sure other people would give up drinking orange juice if it killed them in the past.

[kaitopants]

I haven't touched the milk he delivers to us since then, either.

[spiritualburger]

Good.

I never really understood why they gotta deliver it to us when we can just buy it from the store. I mean... outside of that one time.

[kaitopants]

I dunno. It's convenient?

The milkman doesn't deliver chocolate milk, so I gotta buy it from the store anyway.

[spiritualburger]

... You get pre-made chocolate milk? Half the fun of chocolate milk is making it on your own! Y'know, adding as much chocolate syrup as you want!

[kaitopants]

What's wrong with pre-made chocolate milk? If you buy it like that, then add the syrup, you get twice as much chocolate while using half the syrup!

[spiritualburger]

... Now that is a good idea!

[kaitopants]

I'm full of good ideas!