Imaginary "i"
Well, after many a day and night staring at an empty web page, it dawned on me that I might want to post at least one entry here.
Im going to have to get into the habit of chronicling whats what - granted I have very few who know of this account right now, so what I write about right now wont matter too terribly much. ^^
...have you ever had strange urges? Not like "oh I wanna watch this movie even though its shite" or "Oh, I need chocolate, regardless of the calories!" type urges.
I mean the seriously weird, nagging urges that would best be kept inside.
I'll give you an example.
Me? I have an insatiable need to upturn any table I'm sitting at. Maybe add in a celebratory storm off just to give whoever might be there a good time, or keep them guessing as to WHY I upturned a table in an assumed fit of rage.
Itd be more like a fit of joy. To cope with being UN-able to complete this undying task, I instead upturn little things. Like random boxes left out in stores. Or the napkin dispenser. Maybe even the toothpick container in hopes of later gathering the pieces and building a porcupine.
Hell, if I could, I'd upturn a person.
Maybe I have a fascination with turning things upside down... but that takes away the satisfaction of actually violently throwing the object into the air, and then crashing to the floor with the landing. I NEED AIR TIME TO BE SATISFIED!
Hey, at least its better than telling the driver to hit the unaware pedestrian for "ten points". Dont lie. We ALL do it. It's the hidden secret in all of us. We actually keep an imaginary point system to count how many people we COULD have run down with whatever crappy car we have. Its the universal stress reliever without the burden of consequence! Now, dont get me wrong, but that sounds like Whose Line is it Anyway to me. Best point system ever. The Imaginary Number.
P.S.
And for whatever reason, I just made a twitter account: http://twitter.com/KodaiKaito
Im going to have to get into the habit of chronicling whats what - granted I have very few who know of this account right now, so what I write about right now wont matter too terribly much. ^^
...have you ever had strange urges? Not like "oh I wanna watch this movie even though its shite" or "Oh, I need chocolate, regardless of the calories!" type urges.
I mean the seriously weird, nagging urges that would best be kept inside.
I'll give you an example.
Me? I have an insatiable need to upturn any table I'm sitting at. Maybe add in a celebratory storm off just to give whoever might be there a good time, or keep them guessing as to WHY I upturned a table in an assumed fit of rage.
Itd be more like a fit of joy. To cope with being UN-able to complete this undying task, I instead upturn little things. Like random boxes left out in stores. Or the napkin dispenser. Maybe even the toothpick container in hopes of later gathering the pieces and building a porcupine.
Hell, if I could, I'd upturn a person.
Maybe I have a fascination with turning things upside down... but that takes away the satisfaction of actually violently throwing the object into the air, and then crashing to the floor with the landing. I NEED AIR TIME TO BE SATISFIED!
Hey, at least its better than telling the driver to hit the unaware pedestrian for "ten points". Dont lie. We ALL do it. It's the hidden secret in all of us. We actually keep an imaginary point system to count how many people we COULD have run down with whatever crappy car we have. Its the universal stress reliever without the burden of consequence! Now, dont get me wrong, but that sounds like Whose Line is it Anyway to me. Best point system ever. The Imaginary Number.
P.S.
And for whatever reason, I just made a twitter account: http://twitter.com/KodaiKaito