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Tip # 847 of "How to enjoy your day at African Lion Safari."
You should probably not wear 4 inch spike heels, a jean mini skirt and a leopard print ties-in-front shirt.
I mean, you probably shouldn't wear that anyway, and i guess you were going with the whole "I'm looking at animals" theme... but really? ...seriously? You didn't look comfortable... and I think it's only fair to let you know that all the tour guides laughed at you.
You should probably not wear 4 inch spike heels, a jean mini skirt and a leopard print ties-in-front shirt.
I mean, you probably shouldn't wear that anyway, and i guess you were going with the whole "I'm looking at animals" theme... but really? ...seriously? You didn't look comfortable... and I think it's only fair to let you know that all the tour guides laughed at you.