Title: The Inter-Agency Convention From Hell Chapter 8-- Hawaii Five-0
Title: The Inter-Agency Convention From Hell Chapter 8-- Hawaii Five-0
Author: kaitlia777
Author's e-mail/website: kaitlia777@yahoo.com
Fandom: Hawaii Five-0
Summary: A convention. It had to happen sooner or later.
Type / Pairings: Nothing obvious
Main characters: Danny Williams
Rating: PG
Warnings: Epic randomness
Spoilers: Could be anything
Beta: N/A
Disclaimer: Don’t own any of the recognizable character, just taking them out to play!
Author's Notes: Okay, the idea of this fic has been stewing in my brain for a while, so I’ve got a plan. Each chapter is going to be from the POV of someone from one of a long list of tv shows involving police or agents or military people, and they’ll be observing the goings on around them. Expect lots of humor and insanity. Have fun trying to ID the multitude of Fandoms :) Also, there’s no sense of timeline continuity or even real reason for some of the teams to be there! Don’t try to make sense of it, lol!
Chapter 1 -- Hawaii Five-0
Chapter 2 -- Criminal Minds
Chapter 3 -- Bones
Chapter 4 -- Hawaii Five-0
Chapter 5 -- Eureka
Chapter 6 -- Hawaii Five-0
Chapter 7 -- Hawaii Five-0
“I think it’s the hair,” Rodney McKay said very seriously and raised a hand above his head flaring the fingers like spikes. “I mean, it’s not natural that it does that naturally…is it?”
Danny suspected they’d lucked out, as their team leader Madison had been more than willing to let them talk about whatever came to mind. In the beginning, it had been because of the scary hostility Stabler, the big New York detective had been radiating, but every had mellowed down when Danny liberated several bottles from the unmanned bar. Someone had not thought through that decision thoroughly enough, but Danny was not about to complain.
He’d actually found something of a kindred spirit in McKay, who worked with someone who seemed to be nearly as crazy as Steve. Sure, the Canadian talked a lot and was kinda obnoxious (he‘d informed them that he was an astrophysicist many times), but he was funny too, so that evened things out. Plus, the more he drank, the more he listed to the left and Danny was pretty sure he was gonna tip over soon.
McKay seemed torn between complaining (fondly) about his teammates and joining in with the gaggle of techno genius types that seemed to have been assigned to their group. Eric, a blond in a bright Hawaiian shirt that Danny doubted even Kamekona would deign to wear, had said something about the name cards being ‘so analog’, and that had started the ball rolling.
With his grey t-shirt that pulled tight over thick biceps and interesting hairstyle, Henry didn’t look like many of the computer geeks Danny knew. He worked for a place called the Sanctuary Network, which specialized in ‘special’ situations. He refused to go into detail, but seemed happy enough when the chatter turned to online gaming and something about codes that flew over Danny’s head.
The FBI type in the group was Garcia, a pretty blond computer genius whom Danny could not picture working for the FBI. Usually, he hated those guys, but she seemed pretty cool.
Cute little Toshiko was in charge of computer systems and data analysis at an agency called Torchwood. As soon as she mentioned that, McKay, Eric, Henry and Garcia had flipped out, babbling something about aliens, time travel and massive cover ups. She had just smiled and redirected the conversation.
JB, a dark haired NTAC agent had given her wry grin of commiseration. He didn’t talk too much about what he did either, though everyone knew some of the story. A bunch of folks popping up out of nowhere, rumors of superpowers, some kind of a cult…Danny would take dealing with Steve’s daily attempts to give him an ulcer any day.
The other NYPD detective, Kate Beckett was really stunning. And really tall. It might seem petty, but Danny wondered why she wore heels when she clearly didn’t need them. She wasn’t a computer guru like many of the others, but she didn’t seem totally lost. Instead, she chatted about her team and the antics of her ride along, a novelist.
Turned out she was the cop Nikki Heat, the lead in Richard Castle’s new books, was based on. That was pretty cool and the quiet CBI agent Cho had perked up to hear that. He was a big reader and had been interested when she pointed across the room at Castle (who looked to be regaling his table with some kind of story) and promised to introduce them later. Cho had seemed pleased, then they began swapping stories about their consultants. Cho’s was a former fake psychic.
“…And oh my God, the women!” McKay continued to rant, waving both hands emphatically. “I swear, the sense when he wanders into a room. And of course, the one who will cause the most trouble gloms on…He pretends like it’s all a big shock, but pffff!”
Danny wondered if he sounded as funny when he complained about Steve’s antics. More than once, people had compared them to an old married couple and, from this perspective,…he could kind see it.
He needed more whiskey.
Picking up the bottle, he couldn’t help but laugh. Jameson Whiskey. Of course.
After a minute, JB reached over, plucking the bottle from his hand and said, “I don’t think you need anymore of that right now.”
“Yeah,” Henry added, knocking back his own drink with a grin, “Don’t want to get too blitzed before the ‘mixer’ tonight.”
Stabler grimaced and said, “I forgot about that. Give me the bottle.”
Deftly plucking the bottle from JB’s hand, Beckett poured everyone a generous shot. “To inter-agency bonding.”
Everyone took their drinks and went back to their conversations. Henry, Garcia, Toshiko and Eric were chatting about something incomprehensible. Beckett was describing her odd partnership with a writer to Cho, Stabler and JB.
Danny turned to Rodney and said, “Have I told you about the public shirtlessness….”
Chapter 9
People in Danny’s group:
Daniel Williams -- Hawaii Five 0
Penelope Garcia -- Criminal Minds
Kate Beckett -- Castle
Elliot Stabler -- Law & Order SVU
Kimball Cho -- The Mentalist
Eric Beal -- NCIS LA
Henry Foss -- Sanctuary
Rodney McKay -- Stargate Atlantis
Jed Garrity JB -- The 4400
Toshiko Sato -- Torchwood
List of Fandoms that have or may pop up before this fic is done.
Comments, pretty please?
Author: kaitlia777
Author's e-mail/website: kaitlia777@yahoo.com
Fandom: Hawaii Five-0
Summary: A convention. It had to happen sooner or later.
Type / Pairings: Nothing obvious
Main characters: Danny Williams
Rating: PG
Warnings: Epic randomness
Spoilers: Could be anything
Beta: N/A
Disclaimer: Don’t own any of the recognizable character, just taking them out to play!
Author's Notes: Okay, the idea of this fic has been stewing in my brain for a while, so I’ve got a plan. Each chapter is going to be from the POV of someone from one of a long list of tv shows involving police or agents or military people, and they’ll be observing the goings on around them. Expect lots of humor and insanity. Have fun trying to ID the multitude of Fandoms :) Also, there’s no sense of timeline continuity or even real reason for some of the teams to be there! Don’t try to make sense of it, lol!
Chapter 1 -- Hawaii Five-0
Chapter 2 -- Criminal Minds
Chapter 3 -- Bones
Chapter 4 -- Hawaii Five-0
Chapter 5 -- Eureka
Chapter 6 -- Hawaii Five-0
Chapter 7 -- Hawaii Five-0
“I think it’s the hair,” Rodney McKay said very seriously and raised a hand above his head flaring the fingers like spikes. “I mean, it’s not natural that it does that naturally…is it?”
Danny suspected they’d lucked out, as their team leader Madison had been more than willing to let them talk about whatever came to mind. In the beginning, it had been because of the scary hostility Stabler, the big New York detective had been radiating, but every had mellowed down when Danny liberated several bottles from the unmanned bar. Someone had not thought through that decision thoroughly enough, but Danny was not about to complain.
He’d actually found something of a kindred spirit in McKay, who worked with someone who seemed to be nearly as crazy as Steve. Sure, the Canadian talked a lot and was kinda obnoxious (he‘d informed them that he was an astrophysicist many times), but he was funny too, so that evened things out. Plus, the more he drank, the more he listed to the left and Danny was pretty sure he was gonna tip over soon.
McKay seemed torn between complaining (fondly) about his teammates and joining in with the gaggle of techno genius types that seemed to have been assigned to their group. Eric, a blond in a bright Hawaiian shirt that Danny doubted even Kamekona would deign to wear, had said something about the name cards being ‘so analog’, and that had started the ball rolling.
With his grey t-shirt that pulled tight over thick biceps and interesting hairstyle, Henry didn’t look like many of the computer geeks Danny knew. He worked for a place called the Sanctuary Network, which specialized in ‘special’ situations. He refused to go into detail, but seemed happy enough when the chatter turned to online gaming and something about codes that flew over Danny’s head.
The FBI type in the group was Garcia, a pretty blond computer genius whom Danny could not picture working for the FBI. Usually, he hated those guys, but she seemed pretty cool.
Cute little Toshiko was in charge of computer systems and data analysis at an agency called Torchwood. As soon as she mentioned that, McKay, Eric, Henry and Garcia had flipped out, babbling something about aliens, time travel and massive cover ups. She had just smiled and redirected the conversation.
JB, a dark haired NTAC agent had given her wry grin of commiseration. He didn’t talk too much about what he did either, though everyone knew some of the story. A bunch of folks popping up out of nowhere, rumors of superpowers, some kind of a cult…Danny would take dealing with Steve’s daily attempts to give him an ulcer any day.
The other NYPD detective, Kate Beckett was really stunning. And really tall. It might seem petty, but Danny wondered why she wore heels when she clearly didn’t need them. She wasn’t a computer guru like many of the others, but she didn’t seem totally lost. Instead, she chatted about her team and the antics of her ride along, a novelist.
Turned out she was the cop Nikki Heat, the lead in Richard Castle’s new books, was based on. That was pretty cool and the quiet CBI agent Cho had perked up to hear that. He was a big reader and had been interested when she pointed across the room at Castle (who looked to be regaling his table with some kind of story) and promised to introduce them later. Cho had seemed pleased, then they began swapping stories about their consultants. Cho’s was a former fake psychic.
“…And oh my God, the women!” McKay continued to rant, waving both hands emphatically. “I swear, the sense when he wanders into a room. And of course, the one who will cause the most trouble gloms on…He pretends like it’s all a big shock, but pffff!”
Danny wondered if he sounded as funny when he complained about Steve’s antics. More than once, people had compared them to an old married couple and, from this perspective,…he could kind see it.
He needed more whiskey.
Picking up the bottle, he couldn’t help but laugh. Jameson Whiskey. Of course.
After a minute, JB reached over, plucking the bottle from his hand and said, “I don’t think you need anymore of that right now.”
“Yeah,” Henry added, knocking back his own drink with a grin, “Don’t want to get too blitzed before the ‘mixer’ tonight.”
Stabler grimaced and said, “I forgot about that. Give me the bottle.”
Deftly plucking the bottle from JB’s hand, Beckett poured everyone a generous shot. “To inter-agency bonding.”
Everyone took their drinks and went back to their conversations. Henry, Garcia, Toshiko and Eric were chatting about something incomprehensible. Beckett was describing her odd partnership with a writer to Cho, Stabler and JB.
Danny turned to Rodney and said, “Have I told you about the public shirtlessness….”
Chapter 9
People in Danny’s group:
Daniel Williams -- Hawaii Five 0
Penelope Garcia -- Criminal Minds
Kate Beckett -- Castle
Elliot Stabler -- Law & Order SVU
Kimball Cho -- The Mentalist
Eric Beal -- NCIS LA
Henry Foss -- Sanctuary
Rodney McKay -- Stargate Atlantis
Jed Garrity JB -- The 4400
Toshiko Sato -- Torchwood
List of Fandoms that have or may pop up before this fic is done.
Comments, pretty please?