iTunes Medley Drabbles
Title: N/A
Author: kaitism
Genre: varied
Pairings: SHINee, varied
Rating: PG-15 for swearing
Disclaimer: SHINee belongs to themselves, yadda yadda...
A/N: um....yeah, I wanted to write something, but I didn't feel like actually formulating a fic, so I decided to that music shuffle thing....enjoy? >_>
"The Inkeepers' Song" - Boubil and Schonberg's Les Miserables
Jongkey
SHINee had flow out to LA earlier that evening, and it was about time the five idols, one manager, and one translator checked into a hotel.
"I'm sorry, sir, we only have six rooms available, all singles," the hotel clerk apologized profusely. "It's the night before Christmas, you have to understand..."
"FXCK IT!" the SHINee manager cursed after the translator told him what the hotel clerk said. Lee Jinki and Lee Taemin exchanged a look. Manager was known for hitting fangirls, not cursing. "Two of us are going to have to share..."
"That's okay," Kim Kibum, also known as Key, said with a smile, casting a knowing glance at Kim Jonghyun, also known as Key's bitch. "I think Jjongie and I can make it work."
“Don't Tell Me” - Avril Lavigne
Jongkey
"No, don't say it."
Jonghyun's words stung, for sure. It was the first time Key saw him this angry, so sad, so....un-Jonghyun. And over such a small thing!! It's not like Key MEANT to sell Jonghyun's favorite bass, just like last week when it wasn't like Jonghyun MEANT to use Key's favorite body wash...not that Key minded that much.
"Don't say what, Jjongie?"
Jonghyun glared, his puppy-dog eyes forming slits under his gold-splashed bangs. No. Whatever Key said this time wouldn't make it any better. Bessie was his everything...even if Key was his everyone, Bessie was his everyTHING.
"Fine, then, hyung. I won't say it. I won't say, 'I wanna have make-up sex.' I guess you're better off without it anyway."
“Yingwei Meng (translates roughly to Because This Dream)” - Han Geng
Jongboon (Jonghyun/Gwiboon)
Pulling my knees close to my chest, I looked up at the stars and sighed. Just where was he? He promised he’d get on the soonest starship home but it was already 9:33PM and the sky was still empty. Could last night have been a one-night stand? Or was he just a dream that I dreamt when I was just plain horny?
But no. There it was! The last ship of the day, a bright, school-bus yellow starship that was a beacon to everyone that the day was done and night had begun.
I stood up right away and ran down the grassy hill, taking care not to trip or anything. Now that I think back on it, it would have made much more sense to take off my strappy sandals but no! there just wasn’t enough time!! The ship would be landing any second now.
My Jonghyunnie was waiting.
“A New Beginning” - Good Charlotte
Any Pairing
It was a new beginning, for the both of them. Their idol days were long over, and they could just be themselves. They were in LA now, where nobody would judge them, where they could show some PDA in the nearby park without anybody recognizing them and pointing them out. No nosy fans, but also no glory or fame. No slave contracts, either.
They were free.
“Shinjitsu no Uta (Song of Truth)” - Do As Infinity
2min/Jongkey
The sun (that big yellow thing in the sky!) splashed the clouds with warmth and light just before it disappeared behind the horizon. Key stared silently out the window, thanking God or whoever that he could enjoy that moment, even on the road. Manager-hyung had some annoying song on replay on the radio; even worse, Jinki-hyung was singing along. Behind Key, Minho had his hands all over Taemin. Couldn’t keep his fingers from oh-so-casually grazing over Taemin’s arm, waist, neck, hair, everything. So subtle.
But the one Key paid the most attention to, in the chaos of the sunset and the singing and the touchy-touching, was Jonghyun.
He was texting her again. AGAIN! What was this now, five times within the minute? They just saw each other at the CF filming…what could be so important that they couldn’t keep their grabby, texting hands off the phone? Well, Key wasn’t so sure about her, but he knew Jonghyun hadn’t put his Blackberry away since they left the studio, not even once. But pssht, Key scoffed. Key didn’t even know why he cared. But that’s a lie. He knew.
Key was jealous. That was the only truth he knew.
“Go Away” - 2NE1
2min, Onjongkey, Taekey
“GO. FXCKING. AWAY.” Taemin pouted for a second outside Minho’s door, slightly shocked. What was going on? Did Minho have his manriod (man period) again? Twice in the same month? "ZOMG IS MINHO PREGNANT?!"
“No, you idiot,” an all-too-familiar voice sounded from behind. Taemin spun around to see his umma leaning against a wall. “If Minho were preggers, he wouldn’t GET his manriod.”
“What’re you trying to say, umma?!” Taemin spat, a little peeved. Was his umma questioning his manliness?! It was umma who was shxt without his crew…speaking of whom, just where were his other hyungs?
“Oh, Jinki used his ‘Onesome with Jjongie’ coupon today. I’m pretty sure they’re hitting it up in YOUR room.”
Umma used telepathy! It was very effective!!
And so, Taemin just sulked off into the TV room. He was stuck with his umma, for now.
“Oy, Taemin," umma suddenly said, still standing. "if you’re bored…we could get it on. Wanna?”
Taemin gulped. Oh, my.
Author: kaitism
Genre: varied
Pairings: SHINee, varied
Rating: PG-15 for swearing
Disclaimer: SHINee belongs to themselves, yadda yadda...
A/N: um....yeah, I wanted to write something, but I didn't feel like actually formulating a fic, so I decided to that music shuffle thing....enjoy? >_>
"The Inkeepers' Song" - Boubil and Schonberg's Les Miserables
Jongkey
SHINee had flow out to LA earlier that evening, and it was about time the five idols, one manager, and one translator checked into a hotel.
"I'm sorry, sir, we only have six rooms available, all singles," the hotel clerk apologized profusely. "It's the night before Christmas, you have to understand..."
"FXCK IT!" the SHINee manager cursed after the translator told him what the hotel clerk said. Lee Jinki and Lee Taemin exchanged a look. Manager was known for hitting fangirls, not cursing. "Two of us are going to have to share..."
"That's okay," Kim Kibum, also known as Key, said with a smile, casting a knowing glance at Kim Jonghyun, also known as Key's bitch. "I think Jjongie and I can make it work."
“Don't Tell Me” - Avril Lavigne
Jongkey
"No, don't say it."
Jonghyun's words stung, for sure. It was the first time Key saw him this angry, so sad, so....un-Jonghyun. And over such a small thing!! It's not like Key MEANT to sell Jonghyun's favorite bass, just like last week when it wasn't like Jonghyun MEANT to use Key's favorite body wash...not that Key minded that much.
"Don't say what, Jjongie?"
Jonghyun glared, his puppy-dog eyes forming slits under his gold-splashed bangs. No. Whatever Key said this time wouldn't make it any better. Bessie was his everything...even if Key was his everyone, Bessie was his everyTHING.
"Fine, then, hyung. I won't say it. I won't say, 'I wanna have make-up sex.' I guess you're better off without it anyway."
“Yingwei Meng (translates roughly to Because This Dream)” - Han Geng
Jongboon (Jonghyun/Gwiboon)
Pulling my knees close to my chest, I looked up at the stars and sighed. Just where was he? He promised he’d get on the soonest starship home but it was already 9:33PM and the sky was still empty. Could last night have been a one-night stand? Or was he just a dream that I dreamt when I was just plain horny?
But no. There it was! The last ship of the day, a bright, school-bus yellow starship that was a beacon to everyone that the day was done and night had begun.
I stood up right away and ran down the grassy hill, taking care not to trip or anything. Now that I think back on it, it would have made much more sense to take off my strappy sandals but no! there just wasn’t enough time!! The ship would be landing any second now.
My Jonghyunnie was waiting.
“A New Beginning” - Good Charlotte
Any Pairing
It was a new beginning, for the both of them. Their idol days were long over, and they could just be themselves. They were in LA now, where nobody would judge them, where they could show some PDA in the nearby park without anybody recognizing them and pointing them out. No nosy fans, but also no glory or fame. No slave contracts, either.
They were free.
“Shinjitsu no Uta (Song of Truth)” - Do As Infinity
2min/Jongkey
The sun (that big yellow thing in the sky!) splashed the clouds with warmth and light just before it disappeared behind the horizon. Key stared silently out the window, thanking God or whoever that he could enjoy that moment, even on the road. Manager-hyung had some annoying song on replay on the radio; even worse, Jinki-hyung was singing along. Behind Key, Minho had his hands all over Taemin. Couldn’t keep his fingers from oh-so-casually grazing over Taemin’s arm, waist, neck, hair, everything. So subtle.
But the one Key paid the most attention to, in the chaos of the sunset and the singing and the touchy-touching, was Jonghyun.
He was texting her again. AGAIN! What was this now, five times within the minute? They just saw each other at the CF filming…what could be so important that they couldn’t keep their grabby, texting hands off the phone? Well, Key wasn’t so sure about her, but he knew Jonghyun hadn’t put his Blackberry away since they left the studio, not even once. But pssht, Key scoffed. Key didn’t even know why he cared. But that’s a lie. He knew.
Key was jealous. That was the only truth he knew.
“Go Away” - 2NE1
2min, Onjongkey, Taekey
“GO. FXCKING. AWAY.” Taemin pouted for a second outside Minho’s door, slightly shocked. What was going on? Did Minho have his manriod (man period) again? Twice in the same month? "ZOMG IS MINHO PREGNANT?!"
“No, you idiot,” an all-too-familiar voice sounded from behind. Taemin spun around to see his umma leaning against a wall. “If Minho were preggers, he wouldn’t GET his manriod.”
“What’re you trying to say, umma?!” Taemin spat, a little peeved. Was his umma questioning his manliness?! It was umma who was shxt without his crew…speaking of whom, just where were his other hyungs?
“Oh, Jinki used his ‘Onesome with Jjongie’ coupon today. I’m pretty sure they’re hitting it up in YOUR room.”
Umma used telepathy! It was very effective!!
And so, Taemin just sulked off into the TV room. He was stuck with his umma, for now.
“Oy, Taemin," umma suddenly said, still standing. "if you’re bored…we could get it on. Wanna?”
Taemin gulped. Oh, my.