London fun
Had the best night out on Saturday and it was rather unexpected. Wasn't really feeling all the keen to go out in the first place but the prospect of staying at home wasn't very inviting so I got some beer, got in the mood and went out. So glad I did though as I had an awesome time! I'd say it was one of the best nights I've had in London so far....
I was actually fairly tanked after 3 beers, god I love when I'm a lightweight, it's so cheap! To be fair though I can be a tank. Take my b'day bbq for examples, I had about 22 beers and 4 pieces of hash cake... that was some effort! Anyway, this time I had only had some cheese and fat crackers all day so think the beer went straight to my head. Fuck Rowe made me cry when she made the comment about fat crackers! Hilarious! Rowe and I wrote a drunken email to James... fuck it was hilarious also!! I do remember that we wrote something about his mum's white titties :)
Karlie, Liane and I caught the tube to Justina's work and had a beer. It was rather quiet but good for our first chill out beer. We got into an indepth discussion bout Ash and how he's being such an arsehole lately. Think he just wants to be the man in all our lives. We then went for a walk to see if we could find a cool place to hang out while we waited for Justina to finish work. We walked for a little bit then found a pub on some random corner and decided to have another drink.
Karlie went across the road to a club but we were turned away as it was Russians only! how rude! Kept walking for ages until all of us had to pee so we ended up at this club called 54. Have no idea where we were though, somewhere near Brick Lane, I think. The club was really dodgy and we paid £5 to get in but all of us were busting for a piss so happily paid. The toilets were really small, only 2 and there was a chick there handing out paper towels. Man I felt so sorry for her cuase what a shit job that would be. Not only that you're a bathroom attendant but that you have to deal with drunken chicks all night. I tipped her.
It sucked that the place was so shit, esp after we paid to get in. I did get some awesome photos though:
Karlie groping a statue - that she almost knocked over
Liane deep throating a bottle - which was her idea the dirty bitch!
Karlie looking decidely drunk and cranky
The bartender chick with the fucking awful hair! looked like nuclear explosion mushroom cloud
The chick that looked like a prostitute with the guy that looked like he way gay - our subtle photo didn't work at all!!
We met up with Justina after being at this club for a bit and we went to meet her. Was busting to pee again when we met her and was hoping that her pub was still open but it wasn't. We wondered around for a while and were trying to find a place to go but everything was shutting. We really needed to be more organised! We decided to just grab some more drinks from the off licence and go home to piss it up. Did try and get on the night bus but the driver was an arsehole and wouldn't open the door for us. The bus was super packed anyway and we had no chance of squeezing all of us on.
Karlie peed in an alleyway as she couldn't wait til we got home. She is so fucking entertaining and esp when she is pissed. Some of her memorable moments were:
whinging about her feet all night- with anyone else it would be annoying but with Karlie it's endearing :)
Yelling at people that were beeping in the cars and telling all the minicab drivers not so politely that we didn't want one
laughing at the guy on the bike and asking if he was going to take us all home
trying to prove to everyone that she can do shots despite all of us knowing that she really didn't need anymore
losing her earring at 54. All of us we scavanging around on the floor trying to find it only for Karlie to find it down her shirt!
I'll finish this epic later....
Right I'm home from work so now i'll continue...
I'm surprised I didn't end up popping a sqaut in the alley like Karlie as usually I'm the first to drop my dacks in random places :) Although it was raining so I'm glad I didn't. We caught a cab home and it only cost us like £4 each which was sweet. The night continued when we got home and we made a right fucking mess in the lounge and kitchen. Man that shepard's pie that Ash cooked up went down a treat... even if I did burn my arm in my hurry to get it on to the plate! I felt so full after eating it all though and that made me really tired.
Everyone sorta drifted off and did there own things. Liane went off with Martin (Justina's freind who came home with us), Karlie had to go to bed after the shots she did. But Justina and I stayed in the lounge and kept drinking. It was entertaining to say the least to see Justina drunk, haven't seen that before. She really doesn't remember most of the night. I kept asking about things in the morning and she had no idea!
Went to bed bout 4.30. It was an awesome night. Sunday was the perfect recovery day also as it was bleak, overcast and raining on and off for the whole day. It was such a perfect day to do nothing. Oh and plus there was a Takeshi's Castle marathon in the evening. Perfect way to end a super weekend!
I was actually fairly tanked after 3 beers, god I love when I'm a lightweight, it's so cheap! To be fair though I can be a tank. Take my b'day bbq for examples, I had about 22 beers and 4 pieces of hash cake... that was some effort! Anyway, this time I had only had some cheese and fat crackers all day so think the beer went straight to my head. Fuck Rowe made me cry when she made the comment about fat crackers! Hilarious! Rowe and I wrote a drunken email to James... fuck it was hilarious also!! I do remember that we wrote something about his mum's white titties :)
Karlie, Liane and I caught the tube to Justina's work and had a beer. It was rather quiet but good for our first chill out beer. We got into an indepth discussion bout Ash and how he's being such an arsehole lately. Think he just wants to be the man in all our lives. We then went for a walk to see if we could find a cool place to hang out while we waited for Justina to finish work. We walked for a little bit then found a pub on some random corner and decided to have another drink.
Karlie went across the road to a club but we were turned away as it was Russians only! how rude! Kept walking for ages until all of us had to pee so we ended up at this club called 54. Have no idea where we were though, somewhere near Brick Lane, I think. The club was really dodgy and we paid £5 to get in but all of us were busting for a piss so happily paid. The toilets were really small, only 2 and there was a chick there handing out paper towels. Man I felt so sorry for her cuase what a shit job that would be. Not only that you're a bathroom attendant but that you have to deal with drunken chicks all night. I tipped her.
It sucked that the place was so shit, esp after we paid to get in. I did get some awesome photos though:
Karlie groping a statue - that she almost knocked over
Liane deep throating a bottle - which was her idea the dirty bitch!
Karlie looking decidely drunk and cranky
The bartender chick with the fucking awful hair! looked like nuclear explosion mushroom cloud
The chick that looked like a prostitute with the guy that looked like he way gay - our subtle photo didn't work at all!!
We met up with Justina after being at this club for a bit and we went to meet her. Was busting to pee again when we met her and was hoping that her pub was still open but it wasn't. We wondered around for a while and were trying to find a place to go but everything was shutting. We really needed to be more organised! We decided to just grab some more drinks from the off licence and go home to piss it up. Did try and get on the night bus but the driver was an arsehole and wouldn't open the door for us. The bus was super packed anyway and we had no chance of squeezing all of us on.
Karlie peed in an alleyway as she couldn't wait til we got home. She is so fucking entertaining and esp when she is pissed. Some of her memorable moments were:
whinging about her feet all night- with anyone else it would be annoying but with Karlie it's endearing :)
Yelling at people that were beeping in the cars and telling all the minicab drivers not so politely that we didn't want one
laughing at the guy on the bike and asking if he was going to take us all home
trying to prove to everyone that she can do shots despite all of us knowing that she really didn't need anymore
losing her earring at 54. All of us we scavanging around on the floor trying to find it only for Karlie to find it down her shirt!
I'll finish this epic later....
Right I'm home from work so now i'll continue...
I'm surprised I didn't end up popping a sqaut in the alley like Karlie as usually I'm the first to drop my dacks in random places :) Although it was raining so I'm glad I didn't. We caught a cab home and it only cost us like £4 each which was sweet. The night continued when we got home and we made a right fucking mess in the lounge and kitchen. Man that shepard's pie that Ash cooked up went down a treat... even if I did burn my arm in my hurry to get it on to the plate! I felt so full after eating it all though and that made me really tired.
Everyone sorta drifted off and did there own things. Liane went off with Martin (Justina's freind who came home with us), Karlie had to go to bed after the shots she did. But Justina and I stayed in the lounge and kept drinking. It was entertaining to say the least to see Justina drunk, haven't seen that before. She really doesn't remember most of the night. I kept asking about things in the morning and she had no idea!
Went to bed bout 4.30. It was an awesome night. Sunday was the perfect recovery day also as it was bleak, overcast and raining on and off for the whole day. It was such a perfect day to do nothing. Oh and plus there was a Takeshi's Castle marathon in the evening. Perfect way to end a super weekend!