wednesday at the library (ref services special edition)
1. you're no help.
i'm so cultured: i'm looking for a book by (impossible to spell french dude), i thought it would be in french poetry but it's not.
amy: okay...*staring contest*...so what's the title?
isc: oh! (impossible to spell title).
amy: *looks it up* it's in the stacks, with the french authors. *hands over call number*
isc: oh.
2. no internet for you!
clueless nose hair guy: (blah blah log in craigslist password worked monday), can you help me, hon?
amy: *seethes inwardly* you have to type in your whole email address. you got it from yahoo? then it's (whatever)@yahoo.com.
cnhg: at?
amy: shift and the number 2.
cnhg: yahoo or goggle? (yes, he said goggle.)
amy: yahoo. yahoo.com.
cnhg: *types yahoodotcom*
amy: *gets him into craigslist, suggests taking computer lessons, runs away*