Kpop Idols Now Online Chp. 6
Title: Kpop Idols Chat Room
Bands: Super Junior
Author: kaisumi23
Pairings: Eunhae, Qmi, Sihanchul, & various others
Genre: Humor, complete crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG-13 (for obscenities & implied sexual situations)
Disclaimer: Unfortunately I don't own any of these Kpop idols... :[
Summary: Join our favorite Kpop idols in their adventures through the cyber world.
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 3.5 (Side-Story)
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
A/N: First off, I AM SO SO SORRY THAT I'VE BEEN M.I.A. FOR FREAKING EVER. Seriously. I had A LOT of shit going on during the time (and still do, actually...) I had a little hiatus...And I won't go into it or anything because I doubt any of you really care about my personal life :P Plus, I also have a new bf. So you can all blame him for distracting me. :] Well, with that said, I hope you all enjoy and don't throw any sharp objects at me for being gone for so long. :]
~ Fishie-Hae ~ - Donghae
rapndance_king - Eunhyuk
Drama King - Heechul
BeijingFriedRice - Hangeng
God_loves_you - Siwon
Smexy_voice! - Yesung
p!nkisthenewMeganFox - Sungmin
~ Fishie-Hae ~ has logged in.
rapndance_king has logged in.
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Hyukkkieee! Guess what! :D
rapndance_king : Hm?
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Guess! :D
rapndance_king : Uh…
rapndance_king : Can I have a hint?
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Nope! :D
rapndance_king : :(
rapndance_king : Did you make me something to eat again…? Like that hideous and disgusting yummy sushi pie you made for me the other day?
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Nope! Oh, but if you really liked it that much I can always make you another! :D
rapndance_king : No, no, that’s okay! Really! I wouldn’t want you to go to so much trouble…
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : It’s no problem! ^^
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Guess again! :D
rapndance_king : …
rapndance_king : Are you pregnant?! xD
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : NO!
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : We used birth control, remember?
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Why? OMGZ. Is it because I’m getting fat or something??? OMFGZ. DID THE BIRTH CONTROL NOT WORK?!?!
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : HOLY CRAP! WHAT DO WE DO HYUKKIE?!?!
rapndance_king : …
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : NOW YOU WON’T LOVE ME ANYMORE BECAUSE I’LL BE ALL FAT AND PREGNANT LOOKING. T___T
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : BUT WHAT DO WE DO???? I MEAN WE CAN’T HAVE KIDS!...Or can we?
rapndance_king : Hae…
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Do you think our baby will look more like you or me?
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : I hope it’s a girl! Then we can dress her up in cute little dresses, and buy her lots of Barbie dolls, and take her to the men’s bathroom with us when she has to tinkle and then all the guys will look at us weird and stuff.
rapndance_king : Hae?...
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Oh no! Then when she gets old enough, the boys will start coming around! NOOOOO. Hyukkie, we can’t let those hormone-crazy boys get near our precious little angel!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : OMGWTFBBQ. WHAT IF WE HAVE AN ALIEN CHILD?!?!?!?!?! Can we name it E.T.? Plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz-
rapndance_king : DONGHAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rapndance_king : You’re not pregnant, okay? It was suppose to be a joke. God. :/
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Oh.
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Anyway. You didn’t guess right at all! :(
rapndance_king : Can’t you just tell me?
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : *sigh*…I can’t believe you didn’t even guess correctly…Don’t you know what today is?
rapndance_king : Um. Crap. Did I forget our anniversary again or something?
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : No! It’s your BIRTHDAY, silly! :D
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! :D
rapndance_king : Oh. Was that today?...Oops.
rapndance_king : So, what did you get me?
rapndance_king : Is it what I think it is? ;]
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT I GOT YOU THOSE DOCUMENTARIES ABOUT ALIENS AND UFOS?!
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Aw Hyukkieee! That’s not fair! Did you sneak a peak at your present while I wasn’t looking? :(
rapndance_king : …That’s what you got me?...
rapndance_king : But why? You know I’m not into all that alien shit. -_-
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : But…I thought it would be fun to watch them together… :(
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : *sniffle*
rapndance_king : Ummmm. What I meant to say was that I’m not into that stuff…but I would love to watch them with you anyway, Hae. :)
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : YAY! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Oh. But, Hyukkie, what did you think I was getting you for your birthday?
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Birthday sex or something? LOL. *rofl* XD
rapndance_king : …………………….
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Hm? What’s wrong?
rapndance_king : F.M.L. T___T
~*~*~
Drama King has logged in.
BeijingFriedRice has logged in.
God_loves_you has logged in.
God_loves_you : …I can not believe you guys.
God_loves_you : You almost gave my parents a heart attack! What were you thinking?!
BeijingFriedRice : We weren’t. :]
Drama King : Honestly, Siwon. You saw it coming. You weren’t coming back on your own so we just had to kidnap you.
God_loves_you : Did you have to shove me into that huge bag as well?!
Drama King : Kekekeke. Well, you weren’t willingly coming with us so…
BeijingFriedRice : He’s just mad because neither of us were in that bag with him. :P
God_loves_you : I doubt you could fit…I was practically suffocating in there! :[
God_loves_you : You lied to me! You said you were kidnapping Taemin! You even lied about going to the ZOO! :O
God_loves_you : What do you two have to say for yourselves?
Drama King : That you should meet us in my room in exactly 5 minutes. We will ‘apologize’ then. Mkay?
God_loves_you : Ooh. Okay! I’ll be there shortly!
God_loves_you : I’ll even bring my bible so we can have a bible study! :)
God_loves_you has logged out.
BeijingFriedRice : Well, looks like we’re getting some Shisus ass tonight! :D
Drama King : Damn right.
Smexy_voice! has logged in.
Smexy_voice! : Guys! Omg! Guess what!
Drama King : Uh, right now is not a good time, Yesung.
BeijingFriedRice : Uhhh, Ryeowook really IS having an affair with Henry?
Smexy_voice! : Nope! Wrong again! :D
Drama King : *sigh* Honestly. Whatever it is, we really do not care. Period.
Smexy_voice! : No! It’s really good, I promise!
Smexy_voice! : Okay, so I talked to Wookie about “the bathroom incident” and he said, “Oh. Yeah. About that. I was thinking about what you said about having a threesome…and I decided…to give in to your wishes.”
Smexy_voice! : SO NOW WE HAVE ARE HAVING THREESOMES LIKE FREAKING CRAZY MAN!
Drama King : Yes, so I’ve heard.
Smexy_voice! : Man, who ever knew that Henry could be so sexy and…bold?
Smexy_voice! : Wait, how did you know? I haven’t told anybody yet!
Drama King : Whenever I said “So I’ve heard”, I didn’t mean I heard it from rumors…
Smexy_voice! : Huh?
Drama King : Quit corrupting the poor little kid.
Smexy_voice! : But! You did it to Siwon!
BeijingFriedRice : Siwon’s a totally and completely different case. He was a dirty, slutty man-whore to begin with. He just needed his good ole’ hyungs to bring out that side of him…Mwahahaha.
Smexy_voice! : Yeah, well…At least Henry’s still young and energetic so he can go for a while. :)
Drama King : HAH! You should see Siwon. He’s like a beast. He never stops. He’s like the energizer bunny, ‘He keeps going, and going, and going…’
Drama King : Oh and Yesung? If I were you, I wouldn’t admit out loud that you’re having sex with a little kid. You could go to jail for that, you know.
Smexy_voice! : Holy shit, for real?? I thought you went to jail if you had sex with a minor! And…Henry isn’t a minor…
Drama King : Oh no. They raised the age level. Now, if you’re caught having intimate acts with someone under the age of 21, you’ll go to jail.
BeijingFriedRice : …Lol.
Drama King : Shut up, Geng.
Smexy_voice! : OMG. HENRY IS ONLY 20!
Drama King : Exactly.
Smexy_voice! : But…we could keep it a secret…
Drama King : True. You could. But is it worth it? Is that little chubby-faced hamster worth it?
Smexy_voice! : Yes. I like hamsters.
Drama King : Okay…*cough* Freaking weirdo. *cough*
Drama King : Anyway. Siwon’s here. Ttyl.
Smexy_voice! : Okay! Bye hyung!
Smexy_voice! : Wait…what’s Siwon doing in your room?
BeijingFriedRice : Don’t you just love the innocent little minds of children?
Drama King : Not really.
BeijingFriedRice : Yeah, me either. I’ll be there in a second. Don’t let the party start without me!
BeijingFriedRice has logged out.
Smexy_voice! : I thought Leeteuk hyung doesn’t allow us to have parties…
Drama King : You’ll shut your mouth if you want to keep having your little threesomes with hamster boy.
Smexy_voice! : Uh. I mean. WHAT PARTY?! I SEE NO PARTY!
Drama King : Yeah, that’s what I thought bitch.
Drama King has logged out.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox has logged in.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Hyung! Thank god! I need to talk to someone so badly…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : I’ve been feeling so depressed lately…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Kyuhyun will never notice me…Zhou Mi is always bitching at me…I’m like the only one who isn’t dating…and I’m so lonely!!! Hyung! I’m so upset! :(
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Do you think I should try anti-depressants?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Hyung?...
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : …HYUNG?!?!
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : And now everyone is ignoring me! T_T
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : …
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : *cries*
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : GOD DAMN IT! QUIT IGNORING ME!!!!!!!!!
Smexy_voice! : STFU EMO BOY! I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF A SUPER AWESOME THREESOME RIGHT NOW!
Smexy_voice! has kicked p!nkisthenewMeganFox from the chat room.
A/N: Remember, comments make me verrrrrry happy! :]
Bands: Super Junior
Author: kaisumi23
Pairings: Eunhae, Qmi, Sihanchul, & various others
Genre: Humor, complete crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG-13 (for obscenities & implied sexual situations)
Disclaimer: Unfortunately I don't own any of these Kpop idols... :[
Summary: Join our favorite Kpop idols in their adventures through the cyber world.
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 3.5 (Side-Story)
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
A/N: First off, I AM SO SO SORRY THAT I'VE BEEN M.I.A. FOR FREAKING EVER. Seriously. I had A LOT of shit going on during the time (and still do, actually...) I had a little hiatus...And I won't go into it or anything because I doubt any of you really care about my personal life :P Plus, I also have a new bf. So you can all blame him for distracting me. :] Well, with that said, I hope you all enjoy and don't throw any sharp objects at me for being gone for so long. :]
~ Fishie-Hae ~ - Donghae
rapndance_king - Eunhyuk
Drama King - Heechul
BeijingFriedRice - Hangeng
God_loves_you - Siwon
Smexy_voice! - Yesung
p!nkisthenewMeganFox - Sungmin
~ Fishie-Hae ~ has logged in.
rapndance_king has logged in.
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Hyukkkieee! Guess what! :D
rapndance_king : Hm?
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Guess! :D
rapndance_king : Uh…
rapndance_king : Can I have a hint?
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Nope! :D
rapndance_king : :(
rapndance_king : Did you make me something to eat again…? Like that hideous and disgusting yummy sushi pie you made for me the other day?
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Nope! Oh, but if you really liked it that much I can always make you another! :D
rapndance_king : No, no, that’s okay! Really! I wouldn’t want you to go to so much trouble…
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : It’s no problem! ^^
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Guess again! :D
rapndance_king : …
rapndance_king : Are you pregnant?! xD
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : NO!
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : We used birth control, remember?
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Why? OMGZ. Is it because I’m getting fat or something??? OMFGZ. DID THE BIRTH CONTROL NOT WORK?!?!
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : HOLY CRAP! WHAT DO WE DO HYUKKIE?!?!
rapndance_king : …
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : NOW YOU WON’T LOVE ME ANYMORE BECAUSE I’LL BE ALL FAT AND PREGNANT LOOKING. T___T
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : BUT WHAT DO WE DO???? I MEAN WE CAN’T HAVE KIDS!...Or can we?
rapndance_king : Hae…
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Do you think our baby will look more like you or me?
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : I hope it’s a girl! Then we can dress her up in cute little dresses, and buy her lots of Barbie dolls, and take her to the men’s bathroom with us when she has to tinkle and then all the guys will look at us weird and stuff.
rapndance_king : Hae?...
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Oh no! Then when she gets old enough, the boys will start coming around! NOOOOO. Hyukkie, we can’t let those hormone-crazy boys get near our precious little angel!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : OMGWTFBBQ. WHAT IF WE HAVE AN ALIEN CHILD?!?!?!?!?! Can we name it E.T.? Plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz-
rapndance_king : DONGHAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rapndance_king : You’re not pregnant, okay? It was suppose to be a joke. God. :/
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Oh.
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Anyway. You didn’t guess right at all! :(
rapndance_king : Can’t you just tell me?
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : *sigh*…I can’t believe you didn’t even guess correctly…Don’t you know what today is?
rapndance_king : Um. Crap. Did I forget our anniversary again or something?
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : No! It’s your BIRTHDAY, silly! :D
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! :D
rapndance_king : Oh. Was that today?...Oops.
rapndance_king : So, what did you get me?
rapndance_king : Is it what I think it is? ;]
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT I GOT YOU THOSE DOCUMENTARIES ABOUT ALIENS AND UFOS?!
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Aw Hyukkieee! That’s not fair! Did you sneak a peak at your present while I wasn’t looking? :(
rapndance_king : …That’s what you got me?...
rapndance_king : But why? You know I’m not into all that alien shit. -_-
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : But…I thought it would be fun to watch them together… :(
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : *sniffle*
rapndance_king : Ummmm. What I meant to say was that I’m not into that stuff…but I would love to watch them with you anyway, Hae. :)
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : YAY! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Oh. But, Hyukkie, what did you think I was getting you for your birthday?
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Birthday sex or something? LOL. *rofl* XD
rapndance_king : …………………….
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Hm? What’s wrong?
rapndance_king : F.M.L. T___T
~*~*~
Drama King has logged in.
BeijingFriedRice has logged in.
God_loves_you has logged in.
God_loves_you : …I can not believe you guys.
God_loves_you : You almost gave my parents a heart attack! What were you thinking?!
BeijingFriedRice : We weren’t. :]
Drama King : Honestly, Siwon. You saw it coming. You weren’t coming back on your own so we just had to kidnap you.
God_loves_you : Did you have to shove me into that huge bag as well?!
Drama King : Kekekeke. Well, you weren’t willingly coming with us so…
BeijingFriedRice : He’s just mad because neither of us were in that bag with him. :P
God_loves_you : I doubt you could fit…I was practically suffocating in there! :[
God_loves_you : You lied to me! You said you were kidnapping Taemin! You even lied about going to the ZOO! :O
God_loves_you : What do you two have to say for yourselves?
Drama King : That you should meet us in my room in exactly 5 minutes. We will ‘apologize’ then. Mkay?
God_loves_you : Ooh. Okay! I’ll be there shortly!
God_loves_you : I’ll even bring my bible so we can have a bible study! :)
God_loves_you has logged out.
BeijingFriedRice : Well, looks like we’re getting some Shisus ass tonight! :D
Drama King : Damn right.
Smexy_voice! has logged in.
Smexy_voice! : Guys! Omg! Guess what!
Drama King : Uh, right now is not a good time, Yesung.
BeijingFriedRice : Uhhh, Ryeowook really IS having an affair with Henry?
Smexy_voice! : Nope! Wrong again! :D
Drama King : *sigh* Honestly. Whatever it is, we really do not care. Period.
Smexy_voice! : No! It’s really good, I promise!
Smexy_voice! : Okay, so I talked to Wookie about “the bathroom incident” and he said, “Oh. Yeah. About that. I was thinking about what you said about having a threesome…and I decided…to give in to your wishes.”
Smexy_voice! : SO NOW WE HAVE ARE HAVING THREESOMES LIKE FREAKING CRAZY MAN!
Drama King : Yes, so I’ve heard.
Smexy_voice! : Man, who ever knew that Henry could be so sexy and…bold?
Smexy_voice! : Wait, how did you know? I haven’t told anybody yet!
Drama King : Whenever I said “So I’ve heard”, I didn’t mean I heard it from rumors…
Smexy_voice! : Huh?
Drama King : Quit corrupting the poor little kid.
Smexy_voice! : But! You did it to Siwon!
BeijingFriedRice : Siwon’s a totally and completely different case. He was a dirty, slutty man-whore to begin with. He just needed his good ole’ hyungs to bring out that side of him…Mwahahaha.
Smexy_voice! : Yeah, well…At least Henry’s still young and energetic so he can go for a while. :)
Drama King : HAH! You should see Siwon. He’s like a beast. He never stops. He’s like the energizer bunny, ‘He keeps going, and going, and going…’
Drama King : Oh and Yesung? If I were you, I wouldn’t admit out loud that you’re having sex with a little kid. You could go to jail for that, you know.
Smexy_voice! : Holy shit, for real?? I thought you went to jail if you had sex with a minor! And…Henry isn’t a minor…
Drama King : Oh no. They raised the age level. Now, if you’re caught having intimate acts with someone under the age of 21, you’ll go to jail.
BeijingFriedRice : …Lol.
Drama King : Shut up, Geng.
Smexy_voice! : OMG. HENRY IS ONLY 20!
Drama King : Exactly.
Smexy_voice! : But…we could keep it a secret…
Drama King : True. You could. But is it worth it? Is that little chubby-faced hamster worth it?
Smexy_voice! : Yes. I like hamsters.
Drama King : Okay…*cough* Freaking weirdo. *cough*
Drama King : Anyway. Siwon’s here. Ttyl.
Smexy_voice! : Okay! Bye hyung!
Smexy_voice! : Wait…what’s Siwon doing in your room?
BeijingFriedRice : Don’t you just love the innocent little minds of children?
Drama King : Not really.
BeijingFriedRice : Yeah, me either. I’ll be there in a second. Don’t let the party start without me!
BeijingFriedRice has logged out.
Smexy_voice! : I thought Leeteuk hyung doesn’t allow us to have parties…
Drama King : You’ll shut your mouth if you want to keep having your little threesomes with hamster boy.
Smexy_voice! : Uh. I mean. WHAT PARTY?! I SEE NO PARTY!
Drama King : Yeah, that’s what I thought bitch.
Drama King has logged out.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox has logged in.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Hyung! Thank god! I need to talk to someone so badly…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : I’ve been feeling so depressed lately…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Kyuhyun will never notice me…Zhou Mi is always bitching at me…I’m like the only one who isn’t dating…and I’m so lonely!!! Hyung! I’m so upset! :(
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Do you think I should try anti-depressants?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Hyung?...
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : …HYUNG?!?!
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : And now everyone is ignoring me! T_T
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : …
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : *cries*
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : GOD DAMN IT! QUIT IGNORING ME!!!!!!!!!
Smexy_voice! : STFU EMO BOY! I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF A SUPER AWESOME THREESOME RIGHT NOW!
Smexy_voice! has kicked p!nkisthenewMeganFox from the chat room.
A/N: Remember, comments make me verrrrrry happy! :]