Kpop Idols Now Online Chp. 4
Title: Kpop Idols Chat Room
Bands: SHINee & Dbsk
Author: kaisumi23
Pairings : 2Min & various others...
Genre: Humor, complete crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG-13 (for obscenities & implied sexual situations)
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I don't own any of these Kpop idols...But one day, I will kidnap them all. :]
Summary: Join our favorite Kpop idols in their adventures through the cyber world.
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 3.5 (Side-Story)
SmartCookie - Onew
I’m_not_that_innocent - Taemin
Minho - Minho
p0rn_plz - Changmin
I’m_not_that_innocent has logged in.
SmartCookie has logged in.
Minho has logged in.
I’m_not_that_innocent : Hi Minho hyung and Onew hyung! :)
SmartCookie : Hi Taemin.
Minho : Sup.
I’m_not_that_innocent : *blush*
Minho : ?
SmartCookie : *rolls eyes*
I’m_not_that_innocent : Umm…so…uhm. What are you guys up to?
SmartCookie : Watching porn.
I’m_not_that_innocent : What’s ‘porn’?
Minho : *smacks Onew* Nothing, Taeminnie.
I’m_not_that_innocent : *blush* Teehee…you called me Taeminnie...
Minho : …Uh…yeah…I did.
SmartCookie : So, what are you doing, little boy? Coloring? Learning your ABCs? Watching Dora?
I’m_not_that_innocent : Huh? No, hyung. I’m not that young, silly. I already know my ABC’s. :)
I’m_not_that_innocent : But I love Dora. I mean, who doesn’t? She’s so amazing. I just love how she always speaks this weird language and I never know what the heck she is saying. :)
Minho : You mean Spanish?
I’m_not_that_innocent : Who’s Spanish?
Minho : No, I mean, the language she speaks. It’s Spanish.
I’m_not_that_innocent : …Spanish is a language? I thought it was a person…you know, that person who discovered America or whatever.
SmartCookie : No, you’re talking about Christopher Columbus.
I’m_not_that_innocent : Oh yeah…that’s right. Then what did Spanish do?
Minho : …
SmartCookie : Taemin, Spanish is NOT a person. It is el language-o, mi amigo.
I’m_not_that_innocent : Oh. Then...What language is that?
SmartCookie : …I give up.
SmartCookie : Seriously, kid. How much school have you gone through? Like, up to first grade?
I’m_not_that_innocent : No! I’m a big boy. I’m in high school, remember? :)
SmartCookie : Wow! You’re already in high school? Man…time flies. Oh well. You’re still a kid.
I’m_not_that_innocent : :( Minho hyung, why are you being so quiet?
SmartCookie : Maybe he’s watching porn too?
I’m_not_that_innocent : What is this ‘porn’ you keep speaking of?
Minho : Shut up. You’re going to taint his innocent little mind.
SmartCookie : He’s not so innocent, apparently. Look at his user name. :P
I’m_not_that_innocent : Hey! You’re the one who picked this out for me, hyung!
SmartCookie : And I still say it fits you perfectly.
Minho : …Why do you say that?
SmartCookie : Lol. I’m not sure you want to know, Minho. Besides…it has to do with you, my dear dongsaeng…Kekekekeke.
I’m_not_that_innocent : Whatever do you mean, hyung? ^^ I’m just an innocent little boy.
Minho : You see? Aw. He’s just too cute, isn’t he? *squeezes cheeks* Little chibi.
I’m_not_that_innocent : …WHAT?
SmartCookie : Oh. Freaking. Shit. You should not have said that.
I’m_not_that_innocent : I…am…not…a CHIBI!!!! *slits your throat* Die mthrfckr!!
Minho : What the hell?!
SmartCookie : Ooh…Not pretty. Calm down, Taeminnie. It’s okay…He doesn’t really think you’re a chibi. It was just a slip of the tongue…right, Minho?
Minho : WTF?!
Minho : No. I meant it. He is a chibi.
I’m_not_that_innocent : I SHALL SHANK YOU NOWZ!!!
Minho : ???????? O.o Am I missing something here?
SmartCookie : Let me fill you in…You have just now met Taemin’s other personality, evil!Taemin. Congratulations!
I’m_not_that_innocent : What do you prefer, hyung? I can choke you to death or I can whip you to death (which I’d prefer…It’s kinky as hell). Now, take your pick.
Minho : OKAY. Seriously. This is weirding me out. Taeminnie?? What the hell is wrong with you? Did Jonghyun hack your account or something?
SmartCookie : You don’t believe me, Minho? :( How mean. Don’t even trust your own leader?
Minho : No. I learned not to trust you after that one time at the zoo where you told me to stick my hand in the monkey cage because you said it would shake hands with me…
SmartCookie : Lol! Oh right…what did she do to your hand again? Didn’t she try to masturbate with it? HAHA. Seems like the noonas aren’t the only ones who like you! Rofl. God, why didn’t we get pictures of that?
I’m_not_that_innocent : TAKE YOUR PICK MINHO BEFORE I CHOSE FOR YOU.
Minho : Oh. Uh. Okay…I guess I’ll uh…go with choked to death?
I’m_not_that_innocent : RAPE IT IS!
Minho : The fuck…? That wasn’t even an option!
I’m_not_that_innocent : Oh really? Well, TOO FUCKING BAD.
Minho : Taemin. ENOUGH. I’ve had it with this shit. I’m not going to play this game with you anymore. I don’t know why you’re saying crap like this but it’s not funny. I’m about to log out.
I’m_not_that_innocent : YOU BETTER STAY IN HERE, BITCH. Before I go find you and kill you for realz.
Minho : Goodbye.
I’m_not_that_innocent : No, wait, hyung! I didn’t mean it! I’m sorry! I don’t know what came over me! It uh…wasn’t me typing that!
Minho : Okay…?
Minho : Man, I’m so freaking confused…
I’m_not_that_innocent : …You’re staying? :D
Minho : Yeah. I guess. Seems like you’ve stopped being possessed or whatever…
I’m_not_that_innocent : FUCK YES. NOW I CAN RAPE YOU!!!!
Minho : ?! Hey! You tricked me! :O
I’m_not_that_innocent : Hm…actually…I have a better idea…Why don’t you come down to my dorm and I can teach you plenty of useful things… :D
Minho : …Since when were you ever this perverted?
I’m_not_that_innocent : Ever since I went through puberty and met you, dumbass.
Minho : Huh?
I’m_not_that_innocent : Nevermind! Come here so I can rape you, sexy boy! Not just virtually, but in real life!
Minho : Shouldn’t it be the other way around?
Minho : I should be the one raping you…since you’re the chibi, afterall…
I’m_not_that_innocent : I’m not a fucking chibi!!!
Minho : Are too.
SmartCookie : Hey, you guys wanna see something funny? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNfyBqrAaPk :D HAHA. It's funny right?
I’m_not_that_innocent : GOD! I can never win with you can I?! I’ll always be seen as the cute, little maknae who doesn’t even know what ‘sex’ is! It’s not fair!!!!
Minho : Isn't it your own fault for making people think that?
SmartCookie : ...I just love it when people totally ignore me. :[
I’m_not_that_innocent : No! Well…Yes…The chicks go crazy over the ‘cute and innocent maknae look’…but still! It doesn’t matter if the person I love the most in the world doesn’t even notice me!
Minho : Who’s that? Taemin, aren’t you a little young to be in love?
I’m_not_that_innocent : There you go again! Do I have to freaking give you a blow job to make you realize that it’s all an act?
Minho : Woah! You know what a bj is?!
Minho : Who the hell taught you that? Was it Onew?...I’ll kiss him!
Minho : Whoops. Kill*
SmartCookie : :D
I’m_not_that_innocent : YOUR LIPS WILL NOT TOUCH ANYONE ELSES AS LONG AS I’M ALIVE! AND WIPE THAT STUPID SMIRK OFF YOUR FACE, ONEW.
Minho : Chill out…It was a typo…
Minho : Uhm. Besides…I’ve already kissed several girls before…
I’m_not_that_innocent : …
I’m_not_that_innocent : Okay, I want a list of all their names pronto so I can torture and kill them slowly!
Minho : …Why would you do that?
I’m_not_that_innocent : Omfg! Why are you so oblivious?! Do I have to spell it out for you?
I’m_not_that_innocent : I LOVE YOU. I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
Minho : Who? *gasp* You know the f-word too?!
I’m_not_that_innocent : …*sigh*…I see all my efforts are futile…
Minho : What are you talking about?
I’m_not_that_innocent : Just forget it…
SmartCookie : I think he’s trying to tell you that he likes you, Minho.
Minho : What?! Taemin, you like me???
I’m_not_that_innocent : Ding, ding, we have a winner!
Minho : Really?
I’m_not_that_innocent : No, dumbass. I just said all that embarrassing nonsense just for funsies.
Minho : Oh…well…that’s not very nice… :(
Minho : And here I was thinking that maybe my feelings for you were mutual…Well, I might as well be emo and go cut myself while listening to evanescence songs all night. Bye guys!
Minho has logged out.
I’m_not_that_innocent : …Did he just say?
I’m_not_that_innocent : OMG!!!!!!! Minho hyung likes me too?!?!?!
SmartCookie : …I guess…Idk. I really don’t care, frankly.
I’m_not_that_innocent : Omfg! I can’t believe he likes me! Yayz! *dies of pure joy*
SmartCookie : …Are you back to normal now?
I’m_not_that_innocent : Yup! Evil!Taemin has successfully been smothered beneath the confines of my intelligent mind.
SmartCookie : Uh, yeah…Sure, okay…
SmartCookie : Btw, you might want to go stop your new bf from slitting his wrists to death. Poor kid probably doesn’t even know to cut ‘down the road, not across the street’…
I’m_not_that_innocent : Oh right! Brb to save my love! :D
I’m_not_that_innocent has logged out.
SmartCookie : Annnd…now I’m all alone…Great…
SmartCookie : Just like in fanfiction…I have absolutely nobody to be paired up with!
SmartCookie : I mean…yeah, there’s ‘Onkey’ but Key belongs to Jonghyun anyway…and ‘Jonkey’ is so much more popular…then of course there’s ‘2min’…*sigh*
SmartCookie : I could order one of those robotic lovers like in that Japanese drama, Absolute Boyfriend. :D Or maybe I should just find an online gf/bf…Hm…then we can have cyber sex.
p0rn_plz has logged in.
SmartCookie : And cyber sex is fun! Well…I mean…not that I’ve ever done it. *cough*
SmartCookie : But still! Why should I not be able to have a little bit of romance in my life just because I’m supposed to be the ‘caring and responsible leader’?…Ugh.
SmartCookie : I don’t even contribute any leadership to our band! It’s always Key acting like the Umma of our little SHINee family.
SmartCookie : *Sigh* Maybe I’ll just be all emo like Minho…
SmartCookie : I’ll have to buy girly, super skinny jeans first...Oh wait. Scratch that. I already own some. :P Then I’ll have to wear a shit load of eyeliner to make me look like a raccoon, get extremely long bangs that cover my entire face to make me look like Cousin It, and I’ll have to start writing depressing poetry…
SmartCookie : Oh god! Then I’ll have to starve myself and go vegetarian also! Oh the horror! D:
p0rn_plz : r u done now?
SmartCookie : Where the fuck did you come from?!
p0rn_plz : my moms vagina. :D
SmartCookie : Oh. Okay. Well, can you please just crawl back up in there, then? I’m sort of busy ranting about how my life sucks. Plus, I’m planning my future as an emo kid.
p0rn_plz : haha, like that song! oooh. add ‘shave my legs’ to that list of urs too…
SmartCookie : Oh! Almost forgot that one! Thanks! :)
p0rn_plz : np. wanna see some nice p0rn?
SmartCookie : Oooh. Whatcha got for me today? Lesbians? S&M? Incest?
p0rn_plz : nope! even better!…wait…u watch incest? dude, ur a sick fuck.
p0rn_plz : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e28lVDLhcGQ
SmartCookie : Says the guy who watches porn like 24/7…
SmartCookie : OH MY GOOD GOLLY GOSH. Is that turtle humping that shoe?
p0rn_plz : yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh. isn’t it hot?
SmartCookie : …
SmartCookie : Hell yeah it is! Wait…isn’t that Yesung’s turtle?
p0rn_plz : lol probably. I totally caught him making out with it once…
SmartCookie : Roflmao. I bet you were like, “Dude, let me join!”
p0rn_plz : I kno rite? but the douchebag was all “no, get ur own”. D:
SmartCookie : …
SmartCookie : Um…I was just kidding…
p0rn_plz : …oh…
SmartCookie : Yeah…
p0rn_plz : …awkward turtle?
SmartCookie : I think that even surpasses awkward turkey…
p0rn_plz : damn
SmartCookie : Uh…so…anyway...I mean, who gets kicks from video-taping their turtle humping their shoes? I don’t even want to know what else he’s done to that poor, helpless turtle…
SmartCookie : I always knew he was a freak.
p0rn_plz : in bed :P
SmartCookie : Lol. You know Changmin, you’re a pretty funny guy…
SmartCookie : I’m sure if we ever dated, we would be like, the most awesomest couple ever.
SmartCookie : And you like porn too. That’ a plus. :)
p0rn_plz : yeah…i guess I wouldn’t mind dating u. ur pretty hot (except ur awkward as hell).
SmartCookie : Aw, aren’t you just the sweetest thing. :)
p0rn_plz : only one problem tho. who would top?
SmartCookie : What do you mean?
p0rn_plz : u kno…when we do it.
SmartCookie : Oh! *blush*...Uhm…Idk?
SmartCookie : You’re older so…wouldn’t you?
p0rn_plz : rite. of course. i forgot. i’m manlier too.
SmartCookie : Woah, woah, woah. I wouldn’t push it that far, son.
SmartCookie : Why are we having this conversation anyway?...
p0rn_plz : becuz u want meh.
SmartCookie : What? Pssh. Whatever. I do not. Just because you are sexy, irresistible, cute, adorable, and have a cute personality…
p0rn_plz : yeah ok. wanna go out with me?
SmartCookie : I thought you would never ask! I’d love to! :D
p0rn_plz : cool. u should totally come over so we can watch p0rn. :D
SmartCookie : Woah! Settle down there, boy! You have to buy me a drink first! ;) Don’t we normally do that, anyway…?
p0rn_plz : D: well…i have some pretty awesome grape juice over here…will that work?
SmartCookie : Omg. Grape juice pwns, like epically! Sounds like a date! :)
A/N: OMFG. I so did not know that LJ limits how big your post can be...This sucks. Okay, well, I just decided to split this chapter up and the rest will be posted tomorrow. I SWEAR ON MY LIFE IT WILL BE POSTED TOMORROW (I hope I'm not jinxing myself...). And I'm really sorry. I know, this chapter sucks...there's hardly any links or anything in this part but the next post will definitely be better.
Yeah, I think that Taemin is secretly evil. And Onew/Changmin...idk where that came from but I totally wanna ship 'Changew'/'Changnew'? now. Who's with me? :D
Comments make me happy. :]
Bands: SHINee & Dbsk
Author: kaisumi23
Pairings : 2Min & various others...
Genre: Humor, complete crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG-13 (for obscenities & implied sexual situations)
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I don't own any of these Kpop idols...But one day, I will kidnap them all. :]
Summary: Join our favorite Kpop idols in their adventures through the cyber world.
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 3.5 (Side-Story)
SmartCookie - Onew
I’m_not_that_innocent - Taemin
Minho - Minho
p0rn_plz - Changmin
I’m_not_that_innocent has logged in.
SmartCookie has logged in.
Minho has logged in.
I’m_not_that_innocent : Hi Minho hyung and Onew hyung! :)
SmartCookie : Hi Taemin.
Minho : Sup.
I’m_not_that_innocent : *blush*
Minho : ?
SmartCookie : *rolls eyes*
I’m_not_that_innocent : Umm…so…uhm. What are you guys up to?
SmartCookie : Watching porn.
I’m_not_that_innocent : What’s ‘porn’?
Minho : *smacks Onew* Nothing, Taeminnie.
I’m_not_that_innocent : *blush* Teehee…you called me Taeminnie...
Minho : …Uh…yeah…I did.
SmartCookie : So, what are you doing, little boy? Coloring? Learning your ABCs? Watching Dora?
I’m_not_that_innocent : Huh? No, hyung. I’m not that young, silly. I already know my ABC’s. :)
I’m_not_that_innocent : But I love Dora. I mean, who doesn’t? She’s so amazing. I just love how she always speaks this weird language and I never know what the heck she is saying. :)
Minho : You mean Spanish?
I’m_not_that_innocent : Who’s Spanish?
Minho : No, I mean, the language she speaks. It’s Spanish.
I’m_not_that_innocent : …Spanish is a language? I thought it was a person…you know, that person who discovered America or whatever.
SmartCookie : No, you’re talking about Christopher Columbus.
I’m_not_that_innocent : Oh yeah…that’s right. Then what did Spanish do?
Minho : …
SmartCookie : Taemin, Spanish is NOT a person. It is el language-o, mi amigo.
I’m_not_that_innocent : Oh. Then...What language is that?
SmartCookie : …I give up.
SmartCookie : Seriously, kid. How much school have you gone through? Like, up to first grade?
I’m_not_that_innocent : No! I’m a big boy. I’m in high school, remember? :)
SmartCookie : Wow! You’re already in high school? Man…time flies. Oh well. You’re still a kid.
I’m_not_that_innocent : :( Minho hyung, why are you being so quiet?
SmartCookie : Maybe he’s watching porn too?
I’m_not_that_innocent : What is this ‘porn’ you keep speaking of?
Minho : Shut up. You’re going to taint his innocent little mind.
SmartCookie : He’s not so innocent, apparently. Look at his user name. :P
I’m_not_that_innocent : Hey! You’re the one who picked this out for me, hyung!
SmartCookie : And I still say it fits you perfectly.
Minho : …Why do you say that?
SmartCookie : Lol. I’m not sure you want to know, Minho. Besides…it has to do with you, my dear dongsaeng…Kekekekeke.
I’m_not_that_innocent : Whatever do you mean, hyung? ^^ I’m just an innocent little boy.
Minho : You see? Aw. He’s just too cute, isn’t he? *squeezes cheeks* Little chibi.
I’m_not_that_innocent : …WHAT?
SmartCookie : Oh. Freaking. Shit. You should not have said that.
I’m_not_that_innocent : I…am…not…a CHIBI!!!! *slits your throat* Die mthrfckr!!
Minho : What the hell?!
SmartCookie : Ooh…Not pretty. Calm down, Taeminnie. It’s okay…He doesn’t really think you’re a chibi. It was just a slip of the tongue…right, Minho?
Minho : WTF?!
Minho : No. I meant it. He is a chibi.
I’m_not_that_innocent : I SHALL SHANK YOU NOWZ!!!
Minho : ???????? O.o Am I missing something here?
SmartCookie : Let me fill you in…You have just now met Taemin’s other personality, evil!Taemin. Congratulations!
I’m_not_that_innocent : What do you prefer, hyung? I can choke you to death or I can whip you to death (which I’d prefer…It’s kinky as hell). Now, take your pick.
Minho : OKAY. Seriously. This is weirding me out. Taeminnie?? What the hell is wrong with you? Did Jonghyun hack your account or something?
SmartCookie : You don’t believe me, Minho? :( How mean. Don’t even trust your own leader?
Minho : No. I learned not to trust you after that one time at the zoo where you told me to stick my hand in the monkey cage because you said it would shake hands with me…
SmartCookie : Lol! Oh right…what did she do to your hand again? Didn’t she try to masturbate with it? HAHA. Seems like the noonas aren’t the only ones who like you! Rofl. God, why didn’t we get pictures of that?
I’m_not_that_innocent : TAKE YOUR PICK MINHO BEFORE I CHOSE FOR YOU.
Minho : Oh. Uh. Okay…I guess I’ll uh…go with choked to death?
I’m_not_that_innocent : RAPE IT IS!
Minho : The fuck…? That wasn’t even an option!
I’m_not_that_innocent : Oh really? Well, TOO FUCKING BAD.
Minho : Taemin. ENOUGH. I’ve had it with this shit. I’m not going to play this game with you anymore. I don’t know why you’re saying crap like this but it’s not funny. I’m about to log out.
I’m_not_that_innocent : YOU BETTER STAY IN HERE, BITCH. Before I go find you and kill you for realz.
Minho : Goodbye.
I’m_not_that_innocent : No, wait, hyung! I didn’t mean it! I’m sorry! I don’t know what came over me! It uh…wasn’t me typing that!
Minho : Okay…?
Minho : Man, I’m so freaking confused…
I’m_not_that_innocent : …You’re staying? :D
Minho : Yeah. I guess. Seems like you’ve stopped being possessed or whatever…
I’m_not_that_innocent : FUCK YES. NOW I CAN RAPE YOU!!!!
Minho : ?! Hey! You tricked me! :O
I’m_not_that_innocent : Hm…actually…I have a better idea…Why don’t you come down to my dorm and I can teach you plenty of useful things… :D
Minho : …Since when were you ever this perverted?
I’m_not_that_innocent : Ever since I went through puberty and met you, dumbass.
Minho : Huh?
I’m_not_that_innocent : Nevermind! Come here so I can rape you, sexy boy! Not just virtually, but in real life!
Minho : Shouldn’t it be the other way around?
Minho : I should be the one raping you…since you’re the chibi, afterall…
I’m_not_that_innocent : I’m not a fucking chibi!!!
Minho : Are too.
SmartCookie : Hey, you guys wanna see something funny? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNfyBqrAaPk :D HAHA. It's funny right?
I’m_not_that_innocent : GOD! I can never win with you can I?! I’ll always be seen as the cute, little maknae who doesn’t even know what ‘sex’ is! It’s not fair!!!!
Minho : Isn't it your own fault for making people think that?
SmartCookie : ...I just love it when people totally ignore me. :[
I’m_not_that_innocent : No! Well…Yes…The chicks go crazy over the ‘cute and innocent maknae look’…but still! It doesn’t matter if the person I love the most in the world doesn’t even notice me!
Minho : Who’s that? Taemin, aren’t you a little young to be in love?
I’m_not_that_innocent : There you go again! Do I have to freaking give you a blow job to make you realize that it’s all an act?
Minho : Woah! You know what a bj is?!
Minho : Who the hell taught you that? Was it Onew?...I’ll kiss him!
Minho : Whoops. Kill*
SmartCookie : :D
I’m_not_that_innocent : YOUR LIPS WILL NOT TOUCH ANYONE ELSES AS LONG AS I’M ALIVE! AND WIPE THAT STUPID SMIRK OFF YOUR FACE, ONEW.
Minho : Chill out…It was a typo…
Minho : Uhm. Besides…I’ve already kissed several girls before…
I’m_not_that_innocent : …
I’m_not_that_innocent : Okay, I want a list of all their names pronto so I can torture and kill them slowly!
Minho : …Why would you do that?
I’m_not_that_innocent : Omfg! Why are you so oblivious?! Do I have to spell it out for you?
I’m_not_that_innocent : I LOVE YOU. I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
Minho : Who? *gasp* You know the f-word too?!
I’m_not_that_innocent : …*sigh*…I see all my efforts are futile…
Minho : What are you talking about?
I’m_not_that_innocent : Just forget it…
SmartCookie : I think he’s trying to tell you that he likes you, Minho.
Minho : What?! Taemin, you like me???
I’m_not_that_innocent : Ding, ding, we have a winner!
Minho : Really?
I’m_not_that_innocent : No, dumbass. I just said all that embarrassing nonsense just for funsies.
Minho : Oh…well…that’s not very nice… :(
Minho : And here I was thinking that maybe my feelings for you were mutual…Well, I might as well be emo and go cut myself while listening to evanescence songs all night. Bye guys!
Minho has logged out.
I’m_not_that_innocent : …Did he just say?
I’m_not_that_innocent : OMG!!!!!!! Minho hyung likes me too?!?!?!
SmartCookie : …I guess…Idk. I really don’t care, frankly.
I’m_not_that_innocent : Omfg! I can’t believe he likes me! Yayz! *dies of pure joy*
SmartCookie : …Are you back to normal now?
I’m_not_that_innocent : Yup! Evil!Taemin has successfully been smothered beneath the confines of my intelligent mind.
SmartCookie : Uh, yeah…Sure, okay…
SmartCookie : Btw, you might want to go stop your new bf from slitting his wrists to death. Poor kid probably doesn’t even know to cut ‘down the road, not across the street’…
I’m_not_that_innocent : Oh right! Brb to save my love! :D
I’m_not_that_innocent has logged out.
SmartCookie : Annnd…now I’m all alone…Great…
SmartCookie : Just like in fanfiction…I have absolutely nobody to be paired up with!
SmartCookie : I mean…yeah, there’s ‘Onkey’ but Key belongs to Jonghyun anyway…and ‘Jonkey’ is so much more popular…then of course there’s ‘2min’…*sigh*
SmartCookie : I could order one of those robotic lovers like in that Japanese drama, Absolute Boyfriend. :D Or maybe I should just find an online gf/bf…Hm…then we can have cyber sex.
p0rn_plz has logged in.
SmartCookie : And cyber sex is fun! Well…I mean…not that I’ve ever done it. *cough*
SmartCookie : But still! Why should I not be able to have a little bit of romance in my life just because I’m supposed to be the ‘caring and responsible leader’?…Ugh.
SmartCookie : I don’t even contribute any leadership to our band! It’s always Key acting like the Umma of our little SHINee family.
SmartCookie : *Sigh* Maybe I’ll just be all emo like Minho…
SmartCookie : I’ll have to buy girly, super skinny jeans first...Oh wait. Scratch that. I already own some. :P Then I’ll have to wear a shit load of eyeliner to make me look like a raccoon, get extremely long bangs that cover my entire face to make me look like Cousin It, and I’ll have to start writing depressing poetry…
SmartCookie : Oh god! Then I’ll have to starve myself and go vegetarian also! Oh the horror! D:
p0rn_plz : r u done now?
SmartCookie : Where the fuck did you come from?!
p0rn_plz : my moms vagina. :D
SmartCookie : Oh. Okay. Well, can you please just crawl back up in there, then? I’m sort of busy ranting about how my life sucks. Plus, I’m planning my future as an emo kid.
p0rn_plz : haha, like that song! oooh. add ‘shave my legs’ to that list of urs too…
SmartCookie : Oh! Almost forgot that one! Thanks! :)
p0rn_plz : np. wanna see some nice p0rn?
SmartCookie : Oooh. Whatcha got for me today? Lesbians? S&M? Incest?
p0rn_plz : nope! even better!…wait…u watch incest? dude, ur a sick fuck.
p0rn_plz : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e28lVDLhcGQ
SmartCookie : Says the guy who watches porn like 24/7…
SmartCookie : OH MY GOOD GOLLY GOSH. Is that turtle humping that shoe?
p0rn_plz : yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh. isn’t it hot?
SmartCookie : …
SmartCookie : Hell yeah it is! Wait…isn’t that Yesung’s turtle?
p0rn_plz : lol probably. I totally caught him making out with it once…
SmartCookie : Roflmao. I bet you were like, “Dude, let me join!”
p0rn_plz : I kno rite? but the douchebag was all “no, get ur own”. D:
SmartCookie : …
SmartCookie : Um…I was just kidding…
p0rn_plz : …oh…
SmartCookie : Yeah…
p0rn_plz : …awkward turtle?
SmartCookie : I think that even surpasses awkward turkey…
p0rn_plz : damn
SmartCookie : Uh…so…anyway...I mean, who gets kicks from video-taping their turtle humping their shoes? I don’t even want to know what else he’s done to that poor, helpless turtle…
SmartCookie : I always knew he was a freak.
p0rn_plz : in bed :P
SmartCookie : Lol. You know Changmin, you’re a pretty funny guy…
SmartCookie : I’m sure if we ever dated, we would be like, the most awesomest couple ever.
SmartCookie : And you like porn too. That’ a plus. :)
p0rn_plz : yeah…i guess I wouldn’t mind dating u. ur pretty hot (except ur awkward as hell).
SmartCookie : Aw, aren’t you just the sweetest thing. :)
p0rn_plz : only one problem tho. who would top?
SmartCookie : What do you mean?
p0rn_plz : u kno…when we do it.
SmartCookie : Oh! *blush*...Uhm…Idk?
SmartCookie : You’re older so…wouldn’t you?
p0rn_plz : rite. of course. i forgot. i’m manlier too.
SmartCookie : Woah, woah, woah. I wouldn’t push it that far, son.
SmartCookie : Why are we having this conversation anyway?...
p0rn_plz : becuz u want meh.
SmartCookie : What? Pssh. Whatever. I do not. Just because you are sexy, irresistible, cute, adorable, and have a cute personality…
p0rn_plz : yeah ok. wanna go out with me?
SmartCookie : I thought you would never ask! I’d love to! :D
p0rn_plz : cool. u should totally come over so we can watch p0rn. :D
SmartCookie : Woah! Settle down there, boy! You have to buy me a drink first! ;) Don’t we normally do that, anyway…?
p0rn_plz : D: well…i have some pretty awesome grape juice over here…will that work?
SmartCookie : Omg. Grape juice pwns, like epically! Sounds like a date! :)
A/N: OMFG. I so did not know that LJ limits how big your post can be...This sucks. Okay, well, I just decided to split this chapter up and the rest will be posted tomorrow. I SWEAR ON MY LIFE IT WILL BE POSTED TOMORROW (I hope I'm not jinxing myself...). And I'm really sorry. I know, this chapter sucks...there's hardly any links or anything in this part but the next post will definitely be better.
Yeah, I think that Taemin is secretly evil. And Onew/Changmin...idk where that came from but I totally wanna ship 'Changew'/'Changnew'? now. Who's with me? :D
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