a totally intoxicated review...

[kaishaku_fox]

We got invited to a showing of this movie... Blood Sucking Redneck Vampires... Oh yes, the title says it all! It was really cool, the cast and crew and band that performed in the movie and the director were all there for a premier screening... even though the movie came out in 2004. It was filmed 'locally' in Winlock, Washington, with a few shots done in both Portland and Albany, Oregon. Somehow all the rednecks are of the 'southern hillbilly' variety. Now, I've met a LOT of Northwestern Rednecks, and none of them talk or dress much like the folks in this movie, and since there were plenty of things that pinned the film to Washington that just kinda made it funnier. There was all the cheese you could imagine and then some. This was no B movie, oh no! This was easily a D quality film or lower, but still a fun watch with plenty of good one-liners. There were more fart jokes than your average South Park 'Terrance and Phillip Special', if you can believe that. The movie itself is really long and could do with some major editing, but over all it wasn't half bad. Cletus, the vampire midget is worth seeing this movie if for no other reason at all. The guy is an ok actor and gosh-darned funny. He's easily got all the best lines. Afterwards, the director was there to answer questions- the two big ones preying on everyone's minds? WHAT was the pagent little Eva Poisser and Missy Sue Peterson were competing in? (We all thought it was the 'Trout Days' pagent, turns out it was 'Tripe') and HOW much beer did you guys drink during the filming? Answer? Entirely too much. Seriously, that's what the director said.

Ah yes... local film making at its finest...

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