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[kaisermouse]

So i was playing around with my dog, just messing around with her in the basement like i always do and the fucker bit my face. IT FUCKING BIT MY FACE AND A GASH THE SIZE OF WISCONSIN IS ON IT. ON MY FACE. FUCKING SHIT ASS BITCH CUNT DAMNIT

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[countrygirl18]

ouch...that really sucks. my dog has bit my nose before when i was just playing with her and it broke the skin but it didn't leave a gash. i hope ur enjoying ur summer and have fun!

[oddmanout22287]

Cory, look on the brightside. It'll probably leave a kickass scar and you can make up sweet stories as to why you got it (knife fights, gun fights, serving in 'nam, attempted drive-by's, crack deals gone wrong, etc. etc.)

[shadesofgray16]

hahah exactly. chicks dig guys with scars. i think..