Fear the Whitening Power OR GEE TEACHER IS FUNNY
So today was, amongst other things, address the mass logistics problem we have for Maturaball/Prom organizing time. Because the thing is, we have products that sponsors sent us to be used for e.g as prizes for the raffle etc. But Nivea went a weee bit overboard, since we have OVER TWO THOUSAND different products of theirs. Sun Block, lip balm, "beauty boost cream"...the whole frickin product line and then some.
Of course, we could never use up all of this, so we came up with the genius plan of sacrificing say 250+ products as a sort of pre-lim advertising of the prom(which is in june). Product chosen was the "whitening deodorant".
Thus, we were in class, all ready to get some serious sticking of labels on the packaging done, when Class Teacher comes in and snootily states that the deos are Not to be used anymore. Why? Because THEY CAUSE CANCER!!!1
Naturally we're all "wtf where did you get that from" and "shouldn't Nivea, an OLD and RESPECTABLE brand, then pull back the product line?" and "this isn't 100 baht fake nipple whitening cream that prolly is toxic that you can buy from MBK yanno?" and so on and so forth after we laughed in her face oops maybe that was a bad move but it couldn't be helped ach, all rational seeming arguments, but NOOO Teacher operates only on crazy martian logic, duh.
We argued onwards for like 15 minutes, but all to no avail, Teacher going on about how she doesn't want to hold the Responsibility of giving 250 people WHITENING DEODORANT that could Theorectically cause you to have armpit tumors in 30 years. People would see the samples and instead of thinking "oooh free shit" or "ooh I can pawn this off to someone" or "Braiiiins"- they'd be indignant because this deodorant is symbolic for us saying GO DIE PLZ or something.
It was as if we were handing out syringes of pure heroin, seriously... >_<;;
Then we said we wanted to hear the Principal's stand on this, since she was invoking the SUPREME dictator powerz of class teacherness rendering us powerless. Okay. Waited say another few minutes. Teacher comes back, saying that she just went and got her story confirmed by someone with a scientific background AKA she prolly just asked the chem teacher. Principal who? Ahahaha THE TEACH HATH SPOKEN STFU MORTALS.
So we switched to Sunblock. Marco and Sven are contemplating selling the evil deos on ebay. I must say I like that Idea. :D
PS Ahaha am so glad I have french finals instead of history now. Cause it seems that we're on Teacher's shit list now >:3 (Marco especially since he to her face called her arguments pathetic and unfounded. Oh god he's got some balls XDDD)
PPS Migel came to visit and got front row seats to the fun. Ahh, if only Topa were here I bet they would've made Teacher flip out and kill things ♥
Of course, we could never use up all of this, so we came up with the genius plan of sacrificing say 250+ products as a sort of pre-lim advertising of the prom(which is in june). Product chosen was the "whitening deodorant".
Thus, we were in class, all ready to get some serious sticking of labels on the packaging done, when Class Teacher comes in and snootily states that the deos are Not to be used anymore. Why? Because THEY CAUSE CANCER!!!1
Naturally we're all "wtf where did you get that from" and "shouldn't Nivea, an OLD and RESPECTABLE brand, then pull back the product line?" and "this isn't 100 baht fake nipple whitening cream that prolly is toxic that you can buy from MBK yanno?" and so on and so forth after we laughed in her face oops maybe that was a bad move but it couldn't be helped ach, all rational seeming arguments, but NOOO Teacher operates only on crazy martian logic, duh.
We argued onwards for like 15 minutes, but all to no avail, Teacher going on about how she doesn't want to hold the Responsibility of giving 250 people WHITENING DEODORANT that could Theorectically cause you to have armpit tumors in 30 years. People would see the samples and instead of thinking "oooh free shit" or "ooh I can pawn this off to someone" or "Braiiiins"- they'd be indignant because this deodorant is symbolic for us saying GO DIE PLZ or something.
It was as if we were handing out syringes of pure heroin, seriously... >_<;;
Then we said we wanted to hear the Principal's stand on this, since she was invoking the SUPREME dictator powerz of class teacherness rendering us powerless. Okay. Waited say another few minutes. Teacher comes back, saying that she just went and got her story confirmed by someone with a scientific background AKA she prolly just asked the chem teacher. Principal who? Ahahaha THE TEACH HATH SPOKEN STFU MORTALS.
So we switched to Sunblock. Marco and Sven are contemplating selling the evil deos on ebay. I must say I like that Idea. :D
PS Ahaha am so glad I have french finals instead of history now. Cause it seems that we're on Teacher's shit list now >:3 (Marco especially since he to her face called her arguments pathetic and unfounded. Oh god he's got some balls XDDD)
PPS Migel came to visit and got front row seats to the fun. Ahh, if only Topa were here I bet they would've made Teacher flip out and kill things ♥