Karmically, this should mean she doesn't return for at least two more weeks
THINGS I SHOULDN'T DISCOVER UNDER THE KITCHEN SINK, AFTER WONDERING FOR DAYS WHERE THE HELL THESE TINY FLYING INSECTS THAT ARE INVADING MY ROOM AND THE ENTIRE DORM ARE COMING FROM, SINCE AFAIK I HAVE CLEANED EVERYTHING:
-A NICE PLASTIC BAG FULL OF SOMETHING DARK BROWN AND MYSTERIOUSLY ROTTING AND EMITTING A NOXIOUS FLUID THAT MY ROOMMATE "FORGOT"(??) TO THROW AWAY
-SERIOUSLY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WAS IN THAT BAG
ALSO: ...THE BUGS BLEED WHEN THEY ARE SQUISHED (AND OH HAVE THEY BEEN SQUISHED. ABOUT 20 OF THEM TODAY ALONE). I HAVE NO BUG BITES THAT I KNOW OF. WHERE IS THE BLOOD COMING FROM.
D:!!
At the very least I was overcome by righteous disgust and rage and totally cleaned the fuck outta that under-sink area that is technically not my responsibility to clean, as I don't use and have never used it for anything, but fuck it. Everything in the kitchen and bathroom is cleaned-up now, there are new mats and towels and everything, and I am happy when I step out of my room. I am happy whenever I am alone of course, but now this is like an extra helping of yay and joy. Which means that this won't last long, so I must savor it as long as I can. I still regret not taking a picture of how everything looked pre-cleaning though, ahh.
-A NICE PLASTIC BAG FULL OF SOMETHING DARK BROWN AND MYSTERIOUSLY ROTTING AND EMITTING A NOXIOUS FLUID THAT MY ROOMMATE "FORGOT"(??) TO THROW AWAY
-SERIOUSLY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WAS IN THAT BAG
ALSO: ...THE BUGS BLEED WHEN THEY ARE SQUISHED (AND OH HAVE THEY BEEN SQUISHED. ABOUT 20 OF THEM TODAY ALONE). I HAVE NO BUG BITES THAT I KNOW OF. WHERE IS THE BLOOD COMING FROM.
D:!!
At the very least I was overcome by righteous disgust and rage and totally cleaned the fuck outta that under-sink area that is technically not my responsibility to clean, as I don't use and have never used it for anything, but fuck it. Everything in the kitchen and bathroom is cleaned-up now, there are new mats and towels and everything, and I am happy when I step out of my room. I am happy whenever I am alone of course, but now this is like an extra helping of yay and joy. Which means that this won't last long, so I must savor it as long as I can. I still regret not taking a picture of how everything looked pre-cleaning though, ahh.