MAN WTF WHY IS IT SO LATE ALREADY
For the sake of my mental health tomorrow, I will again fuck with my intended posting order and leave you with a selection of conversations from ~*MY LIFE AS AN INTERN: SEASON TWO, EPISODE ONE: DAY ONE. WELCOME TO THE AD AGENCY, SUCKAAA~*
TIME: 8AM
KAZ: *is here* ... *waits*
JANITOR: What are you doing here, no one is here yet!
KAZ: Oh snaaap! .............*waits some more, reads*
TIME: 9:15AM
BOSS LADY A: Oh haaaaai, you're here early! Come come, we never start before 9AM here, didn't you know??
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STAFF LADY B: So basically, we're all really busy with catch-up work from the long weekend. You just... sit over there and chill for a moment, okay?
KAZ: ....okay! *chills* ............... *fiddles around with computer* ........*computer sucks*
TIME: PASSES
KAZ: *gets really antsy, starts feeling guilty*
KAZ: .....are you sure there's nothing I can do to help??
SLB: Okay here, translate this--
KAZ: OMG YAY IT'S THREE LINES OKAY HERE YOU GO, DONE. Can I do something else?
SLB: No, seriously, just go read for a while.
KAZ: ........are you REALLY, REALLY REALLY SURE??
SLB: :|
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KAZ: Oh, so this will be all PR all the time then?
STAFF LADY C: Well yes, the advertising account management department is currently full up with interns already.
KAZ: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--- uh, I mean FFFFFFFFFANTASTIC, OF COURSE 8DD;;
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STAFF LADY D: Could you get us some post-its/markers/A3 paper?
KAZ: Sure!!
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STAFF LADY E: I have something for you to do!
KAZ: SWEET, WHAT IS IT OMG OMG
SLE: I need you to research XX about football sponsorship things and type it up.
KAZ: Niiice, you mean XX, right? Okay *40 mins later*-- Doneski!
SLE: Whaaat, why are you so fast-- I told you to do it like YY!
KAZ: ?! BUT YOU SAID THE XX WAY??
SLE: Oh did I? Whoops, I meant YY.
KAZ: ........................wow YY is unbelievably hard to google grrr.
IN CONCLUSION: IT CAN ONLY GET MORE EXCITING, RIGHT?? PROS are still: having a pretty snazzy keycard and the fantastic office though. CONS: HOW MAGICALLY AWKWARD I AM SOMETIMES WHEN I SPEAK IN THAI WTF SELF WTF
Since there might be nothing for me to do tomorrow, I shall endeavor to reply to comments per y!mail notifications and send em off tomorrow night. I do not daaaaaaaaaaaaaare to access LJ on the LB computers, oh hell naw.
TIME: 8AM
KAZ: *is here* ... *waits*
JANITOR: What are you doing here, no one is here yet!
KAZ: Oh snaaap! .............*waits some more, reads*
TIME: 9:15AM
BOSS LADY A: Oh haaaaai, you're here early! Come come, we never start before 9AM here, didn't you know??
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STAFF LADY B: So basically, we're all really busy with catch-up work from the long weekend. You just... sit over there and chill for a moment, okay?
KAZ: ....okay! *chills* ............... *fiddles around with computer* ........*computer sucks*
TIME: PASSES
KAZ: *gets really antsy, starts feeling guilty*
KAZ: .....are you sure there's nothing I can do to help??
SLB: Okay here, translate this--
KAZ: OMG YAY IT'S THREE LINES OKAY HERE YOU GO, DONE. Can I do something else?
SLB: No, seriously, just go read for a while.
KAZ: ........are you REALLY, REALLY REALLY SURE??
SLB: :|
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KAZ: Oh, so this will be all PR all the time then?
STAFF LADY C: Well yes, the advertising account management department is currently full up with interns already.
KAZ: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--- uh, I mean FFFFFFFFFANTASTIC, OF COURSE 8DD;;
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STAFF LADY D: Could you get us some post-its/markers/A3 paper?
KAZ: Sure!!
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STAFF LADY E: I have something for you to do!
KAZ: SWEET, WHAT IS IT OMG OMG
SLE: I need you to research XX about football sponsorship things and type it up.
KAZ: Niiice, you mean XX, right? Okay *40 mins later*-- Doneski!
SLE: Whaaat, why are you so fast-- I told you to do it like YY!
KAZ: ?! BUT YOU SAID THE XX WAY??
SLE: Oh did I? Whoops, I meant YY.
KAZ: ........................wow YY is unbelievably hard to google grrr.
IN CONCLUSION: IT CAN ONLY GET MORE EXCITING, RIGHT?? PROS are still: having a pretty snazzy keycard and the fantastic office though. CONS: HOW MAGICALLY AWKWARD I AM SOMETIMES WHEN I SPEAK IN THAI WTF SELF WTF
Since there might be nothing for me to do tomorrow, I shall endeavor to reply to comments per y!mail notifications and send em off tomorrow night. I do not daaaaaaaaaaaaaare to access LJ on the LB computers, oh hell naw.