My inconvenient truths

[kaiserkuchen]

SO THIS FRIDAY, I went to make my Thai passport with Ma. Were promptly served a number in the waiting room, got to a desk quite chop chop and thus set to fill out the various forms in Thai and English. All went well enough, except for the following two ..situations:

#1LADY AT DESK: Before I input this data, I need your consent that the information

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[cheshire_tabby]

first of all: YOUR ICON IS KILLING ME - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *dies from strangulation through laughter or whatever*

and second of all: lucky me that the people in polish bureaus don't measure I worte I am 1.68m whereas in truth I am 3cm tinier. ha! I am lying to the state of poland and still running around wild and free. happy times...

[kaiserkuchen]

DEAN REALIZES THE SERIOUS BIZNESSNESS OF THE DRAMATIC CHIPMUNK. Or rather I should type Jensen Ackles does, but whatevrrrrrr.

Ahaha I am also seriously considering lying about my height now too, but NO I WILL TAKE THE HIGH ROAD and lie about my weight like every normal girl instead :| (WIENNA WILL BE DIET TIIIIIIME)

[cheshire_tabby]

*iz ded*
XD

and wohoo, you want to go jogging with me?? every day? and then we can get healthy lunches togehter. man, I am in serious need for a best friend or something. I can help you? yes?? X3

[kaiserkuchen]

NOT EVERYDAY but we can totally try for like, twice or three times a week or something?? We can compare our final uni schedules (ich werd mich erst fuer alle kurse ab den 29.9 anmelden koennen und bis dahin is noch nichts fix AND BY THE WAY ICH BIN JETZT FREIGESCHALTEN, THANKS SO VERY MUCH AHHHH ♥ ♥) and see when we both have some time... Seriously, this would be a great idea because I am surely too lazy to jog myself and I think Carmen is more of a lone wolf jogger. Also she prolly has like mad Ausdauer from all her jogging and I don't want to feel worse than I already do about my figure XDD

LET US HELP EACH OTHER TO BRILLIANCE YES YES :DDD

[kaiserkuchen]

LOL ICH VERSTEH DIE WELT NICHT MEHR, hau hau hauuuuuuuu D: (vielleicht sind es die asiatische Messgeraete??)

Heh, ich bin viel zu faul mir so was selber zu machen bzw wenn ich das mal mache das verschmiert sich es ratzfatzzzz ah no patience here XDD

ICH WEISS AUCH NED WIE DAS PASSIERT IST, aber es ist so geiiiiiiiiiiil XDD Wir werden WM2010, ich sags dir XDD

Wenn ich wieder in BKK bin mit dem schnelleren net werd ich mich wahrscheinlich auch mal ins Whoniverse stuerzen, hab scho einige fics gelesen, mal zeit das ich mir ein bisschen canon gebe XDD Wie ist Rose mit 10th? Ich hab gehoert so viele Leute finden sie besser mit 9th, weil mit 10th sie irgendwie aufhoert sein moral compass zu sein und die einander aufpushen zu dumme Ideen etc etc?

[acidcocktail]

AHAHAHAHAH SAURON XD XD XD wie geeil, ich kann nich mehr!! XD XD XD

[kaiserkuchen]

YOU MAY PAY TRIBUTE TO ME, PUNY HUMAN MONE *waggles eyebrows, EVILLY*

[acidcocktail]

erinnert mich SCHON WIEDER daran, dass ich mir mal wieder LotR angucken wollte, ALLE drei hintereinander in der EXTENDED VERSION!! XD

[hemlocke]

LOL LOL LOL you always have the bestest stories evar. And agree about the height thing, even one centimetre makes a big difference to my self-esteem.

And AHAHA FAIL FRANCE FAIL whyliddis XDXD Well done Austria! I want the German-speaking countries to do well for WC2010 ♥

[kaiserkuchen]

SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS! And heh, I kept thinking that at least this would make for an awesome LJ-Post/email ... and lo and behold my dudes are all calling me "Saron" now, it seems XDD

My hopes for Germany as champs is still foremost, but it wouldn't hurt to see good ol' Austria up there in the rankings! France seems to be serving up dish after dish of FOOTBALL FAIL lately, wouldn't wanna be whatshisname Domenesch or (insert the coachs name here)!

[luscious_mangos]

lol, i also just got my passport made, it we both got stuck with annoying desk ladies!

i totally think anna lied to the desk lady about her hight, coz her new passport now says that she's 164cm! come on, she's not taller than me and mom! just skinnier, a lot skinnier

[kaiserkuchen]

Heh so now your sis is one cm taller than my Ma and you are one cm shorter. I CAN IMAGINE FAKE HUGGING YOU EVERYTIME I HUG MA NOW *eybrow waggle*

Wuerstchen may be skinny but she has booobs too man (or at least I remember noticing that on one of her FB pics), the fifteen year old me damals is jealous XDD

[luscious_mangos]

she isn't taller! it's all lies!

please don't accidentally call your mom by my name when you do, it'd start to get a little creepy

it's not good that anna has boobs now! it makes me think " oh they grow up so fast" and the tops she wears are getting way to revealing! *says the girl who at that age ran around showing her sparkly belly-buttonrings*