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[kaiser_tbd]

If someone asked you to describe me, how would you respond if that person was

A) A friend of yours?
B) An enemy of yours?
C) A police investigator?
D) A historian?

Comments

[crimsonkila]

A) Ben is the best, but you need to have a good sense of humor and not mind perveted comments. He's a great friend to me!
B) Ben is crazy and very protective over me. He knows of many places to hide bodies. Don't fuck with me.
C) *cute, innocent pout* Ben is my greatest friend. I'm sure he would never do again bad or illegal. *tears in eye* Please don't accuse him of such things.
D) Yes, Ben was the one who took over that part of the world. Yes, I was there, because I asked him too. No, Japan and half of Asia is all I wanted. The rest of the world is safe.

[mindseyedream]

A) He looks like me, but shorter. And less hair.
B) What? No, no. KAISER. K-A-I-S-E-R. Yeah, yeah he does look a lot like me. No, no, it's perfectly understandable. Good luck hunting him.
C) Look, officer, I don't know anything about the Black Rebellion. And I certainly didn't help him overthrow Asia in return for some cat and foxgirls.
D) The Black Rebellion? Yeah. I was there. Helped him overthrow Asia in return for some cat and foxgirls.

[dark_stardragon]

A) He's wicked X3 and ya cant have him.
B) Ben's quite sharp and has his ways to cause pain, shouldn't get on his bad side. Staying on my good side helps.
C) ... why ya asking? He's the sweetest thing I know.
D) Ben's quite the dragon and as sharp tongued, he'd be in history books by now. Or is that why ya'r asking?