Program Type 77: Not Funny

[kaiser_in_rehab]

[This is Ken. This is Ken staring down that awful outfit with the short skirt that still remains in his closet no matter how many times he goes to get rid of it.]

Not funny..

Did anyone else keep the...outfit?

Comments

[lightandhope]

Not..really. It's..just in the back of my closet right now.

[kaiser_in_rehab]

I already tried throwing it in the ocean. I don't know what else to do to get rid of it.

[lightandhope]

...Have you tried maybe..lightening it on fire? Like a bonfire type thing?

[kaiser_in_rehab]

One of the new people said she already tried it and failed.

[lightandhope]

...then just..umm....buried underneath something? And shove it far back in your closet?

[kaiser_in_rehab]

Like the other costumes, I guess. I'm starting to run out of room.

[lightandhope]

[Chuckles a little] Do you want me to help you to clean out your closet?

[kaiser_in_rehab]

I'm not sure I'm allowed to get rid of the things that are clogging it up.

[lightandhope]

Well at the very least then we can get maybe boxes to put them in. Gives you more space.

[kaiser_in_rehab]

Mm. Do you think she'll do anything to me if I try that? Most of the clothes are things that....you know...the Island made me wear.

[lightandhope]

No..not if you keep the box inside your apartment. I mean..you could one of those containers that just slide under your bed.

[kaiser_in_rehab]

You think? It might just pop back up in my closet though.

[lightandhope]

Well..you could one of those cloth closets then.