Fine. I see how it is.
I feel so safe. My aunt Loolie (Lucy) (Holly Loolie) (Mami) got me a "Personal Safeness Tube" from her work (Target) today. They were distributing them.
Contents:
Dust mask
Whistle
Lightstick
Water pouch
Preparedness is the key to safety.
Keep this emergency kit at your desk.
Know the two nearest escape routes.
Stay informed.
For more information, ask for a copy of the Emergency Procedures at the Security Desk.
Open only in the event of an emergency.
Evacuation
Alert coworkers by yelling "Come with me!" and get out of the building as quickly as possible. Call for help once you're outside. Seek shelter from harsh weather and stay with others. Do not go back into the building until cleared by authorities.
Tornado
Stay indoors and move quickly to an interior room without windows on the lowest level.
Chemical release
Follow the directions of local officials.
Well, this makes me feel safer, except for the part about chemical release. What if there aren't local officials around? Anyway, I just hope that I brought some safety to your life. I know that I feel better now that I am safer.
Contents:
Dust mask
Whistle
Lightstick
Water pouch
Preparedness is the key to safety.
Keep this emergency kit at your desk.
Know the two nearest escape routes.
Stay informed.
For more information, ask for a copy of the Emergency Procedures at the Security Desk.
Open only in the event of an emergency.
Evacuation
Alert coworkers by yelling "Come with me!" and get out of the building as quickly as possible. Call for help once you're outside. Seek shelter from harsh weather and stay with others. Do not go back into the building until cleared by authorities.
Tornado
Stay indoors and move quickly to an interior room without windows on the lowest level.
Chemical release
Follow the directions of local officials.
Well, this makes me feel safer, except for the part about chemical release. What if there aren't local officials around? Anyway, I just hope that I brought some safety to your life. I know that I feel better now that I am safer.