Millions of people living as foes
Damn the Osbournes and their freaky MTV success. Damn Kelly Osbourne for stealing my individuality. I swear to god I can't meet anyone new without them saying "You know who you look like? Kelly Osbourne." AAAGGGHHHHHH! I DO NOT! It's not a compliment! It's the freakin same thing as coming up to me and saying "You look like an overweight potty mouthed FUGGO who had an unsuccessful 'singing' career." THANKS. I appreciate it. My favorite is when somebody says "You look like Kelly Osbourne...but cuter." Because by saying this the person realizes that there is need for the latter part of the comment. Because the person is aware of the fact that telling me I look like Kello is not a compliment, and in turn, should realize that you should not walk right up to a stranger and insult them to their face. Especially when the insult is unwarranted. The reason I picked now to update on this little nagging pet peeve of mine is simple. There was a straw that broke my camel's back. And her name is Maris. The straw, not the camel. I went to Jake Tracy's bonfire on Friday night and at said bonfire my face piercing came loose. For some inexplicable reason the ball jumped off my face. So, I had to go into Jake's house where his parents (2 people that have each been my teacher at some point) and into the bathroom. Don't get me wrong...I love Mrs. Tracy. She's such a sweetheart and even after only seeing me sporadically throughout my teen years, she still acts like I'm the same 5th grader she knew and loved. Not in a condescending way at all. But anyway, back to the point. After I succeeded in screwing the ridiculously tiny ball back onto my lip, and answered a few questions for the Tracys, I started out the door. Only to be stopped by Mrs. Tracy with a comment that goes something like this. "Oh, Kaira. I know who you look like! That Kelly Osbourne. Only cuter." This last part was added after she saw the look of horror on my face. I swear she is like the millionth person to tell me that. I DON'T CARE! I should start charging people. Oh, I look like Kello? That'll be one dollar please. Now float away from me. Float away.