Dec 19, 2005 21:37
THE INTERVIEW MEME!
THE RULES:
1. Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2. I will respond with five questions for you.
3. You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers. (Or if you have no journal, just post your responses as a reply here)
4. You'll include this explanation.
5. You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.
Questions posed to me:
1) What would make you depressed enough to file down a key to stab yourself?
Watching the openning to happiness repeatedly until I not only understand all of the words but I truely "get" the movie.
2) What time paradox would you most like to cause?
I'm actually very immune to paradox because I tend to ignore the kind of details needed to provoke one. After all, if you don't know you are committing a paradox then it might have happened that way in the first place. But given a choice, I think Marty McFly's Johny-Be-Good Jamfest would be hip.
3) If you were a megalomaniac evil dictator, what would you call your nation and its currency?
The divine hedgemonomy of Bynum's most rightous will. That way everyone would know why it is so damn cool. Also, The currency would be the bit. And I would make certain that no physical form of it evenly divides with any other. And the smallest type would be two bits. Because I'd be evil!
4) How do you prefer your snowmen?
I most definately prefer them tall. With robust singing voices.
5) Who would win, a catgirl in heat or an elf with mistletoe shuriken?
The elf would totally win because he'd easily distract the catgirl with a jingly string. Besides, elves aren't man enough to interest the catgirl anyway so the catgirl wouldn't even notice the shuriken.