Misogyny and pedophilia
Did you ever ask yourself why women are supposed to shave most of their body hair?
I had this discussion with friends a couple of days ago. They were of the opinion that it's just another thing men invented to belittle/suppress/whatever women and I was of the opinion that no man could be so dumb as to come up with something as ridiculous as this, therefore it had to be something women made up in their desire to please/appeal. Yes, for a woman who likes other women better than men I have a strange hatred towards my own gender.
Yet, the thought didn't leave me be. And then I wrote her this little story today via mobile phone (btw I still have one of those old ones with numbered keys. Also I'm sorry for all mistakes, I copied it directly):
*spontaneously bursts into song* I've got a theory... on why women shave most of their body hair. You see, once upon a time there was a prince who liked to play with the kids from his kingdom. When he grew up and became king his free time became more limited, but he still had time for every little person that came before his throne. But as he got older everyone started bugging him about an heir. For he was curious he took the first woman with him to bed when he was seventeen. He didn't like it very much. Then when he was king, servants were sent out all over the world to attract a bride for him. For he was rich and powerful many a woman answered the request but every single one was rejected. But then a rumor surfaced.
All the women in his harem were said to be shaved of all hair except the one on their head. So a smart princess put it into practice and what do you know? She was the first to ever hold his attention for more than a week. Unfortunately, she was a calculating and power-hungry bitch so he didn't marry her as well. Many women tried after her, using the same trick and all the lowly women that looked up to their queen and princesses took after them. The wealthy and picky king ended up not marrying at all, but by the time his family name died out the damage had already been done. And the moral of the story: man made women shave to reduce them to children and be able to disregard their opinions as such, but the real culprit was a guy who had an unhealthy fetish for kids and didn't know what to do about it.
This is what happens when my brain is combining extreme underage porn with feminism. Sometimes I'm a little scared of myself.
I had this discussion with friends a couple of days ago. They were of the opinion that it's just another thing men invented to belittle/suppress/whatever women and I was of the opinion that no man could be so dumb as to come up with something as ridiculous as this, therefore it had to be something women made up in their desire to please/appeal. Yes, for a woman who likes other women better than men I have a strange hatred towards my own gender.
Yet, the thought didn't leave me be. And then I wrote her this little story today via mobile phone (btw I still have one of those old ones with numbered keys. Also I'm sorry for all mistakes, I copied it directly):
*spontaneously bursts into song* I've got a theory... on why women shave most of their body hair. You see, once upon a time there was a prince who liked to play with the kids from his kingdom. When he grew up and became king his free time became more limited, but he still had time for every little person that came before his throne. But as he got older everyone started bugging him about an heir. For he was curious he took the first woman with him to bed when he was seventeen. He didn't like it very much. Then when he was king, servants were sent out all over the world to attract a bride for him. For he was rich and powerful many a woman answered the request but every single one was rejected. But then a rumor surfaced.
All the women in his harem were said to be shaved of all hair except the one on their head. So a smart princess put it into practice and what do you know? She was the first to ever hold his attention for more than a week. Unfortunately, she was a calculating and power-hungry bitch so he didn't marry her as well. Many women tried after her, using the same trick and all the lowly women that looked up to their queen and princesses took after them. The wealthy and picky king ended up not marrying at all, but by the time his family name died out the damage had already been done. And the moral of the story: man made women shave to reduce them to children and be able to disregard their opinions as such, but the real culprit was a guy who had an unhealthy fetish for kids and didn't know what to do about it.
This is what happens when my brain is combining extreme underage porn with feminism. Sometimes I'm a little scared of myself.