Quotes
So, I'm one of those people who likes to write down quotes that I hear throughout the course of daily life. Out of context,they are normally fairly funny stand alones. I have lists on both of my computers, my phone and random written places.they comefrom friends, tv, books, and whatever other places
So, because I'm a little bored,I decided to post some of my favorites from my phone list. More fun for me than anyone else, but hey, no one has to read it.
So it commences..I'm leaving names out to protect.. Well,none of them are really innocent, but you get the idea...
"Have you seen my plates? I'm a woman driver from Ohio,I can do what I want."
"We were just picking on the guy with the most gray hairs."
"what? Those are highlights, bitch."
(While watching Xena)"Skyjump! I remember that Mario cheat code."
"Annoying with a penis is worse."
"My baby is being passed around like a joint..."
"I have an actual desire to do something. Its weird."
"Spay and Neuter your children!"
"So, I felt soild, flithy, dirty. You know, in love."
"Wait, did I just hear something about spanish for syphillis?"
"That is the wrong word for the thing you mean"
"Oh, please tell me it leaks on Henry."
"No, it leaks on Henry's baggettes."
"I am sweetness and mother fucking light!"
"It smells like vanilla and it feels like dancing on puppies!"
"You just have to let me go and rub my face in it for a little while before you get it."
"Its not cheating, its alternitive stratagy."
"We have keys and the dog is in the sink!"
"I got the best pair of mitttens from a crackhead the other day."
"Wait! If I hug beca, we'll be a double stuff oreo!"
"Can I have one of your ciggertes?"
"No."
"I ask you that everytime I see you..."
"And what do I tell you everytime you ask?"
" 'No.' But then you give me one."
"And yes, the need to pee is an emotion."
"Don't come back straight.."
"In chess there are rules. In russian politics there are no rules"
"I was thinking, then I forgot how to."
"We're going to the pet store to see if we can find some food."
"Do you understand the chicken foot?"
"Is that a blue cat in your pocket?"
"God droppings!"
"There is nothing more human than pubic hair."
"Its not just point and shoot like girls think."
K. Done now.
Its cold.
Going to hide under blakets with the kitten.
So, because I'm a little bored,I decided to post some of my favorites from my phone list. More fun for me than anyone else, but hey, no one has to read it.
So it commences..I'm leaving names out to protect.. Well,none of them are really innocent, but you get the idea...
"Have you seen my plates? I'm a woman driver from Ohio,I can do what I want."
"We were just picking on the guy with the most gray hairs."
"what? Those are highlights, bitch."
(While watching Xena)"Skyjump! I remember that Mario cheat code."
"Annoying with a penis is worse."
"My baby is being passed around like a joint..."
"I have an actual desire to do something. Its weird."
"Spay and Neuter your children!"
"So, I felt soild, flithy, dirty. You know, in love."
"Wait, did I just hear something about spanish for syphillis?"
"That is the wrong word for the thing you mean"
"Oh, please tell me it leaks on Henry."
"No, it leaks on Henry's baggettes."
"I am sweetness and mother fucking light!"
"It smells like vanilla and it feels like dancing on puppies!"
"You just have to let me go and rub my face in it for a little while before you get it."
"Its not cheating, its alternitive stratagy."
"We have keys and the dog is in the sink!"
"I got the best pair of mitttens from a crackhead the other day."
"Wait! If I hug beca, we'll be a double stuff oreo!"
"Can I have one of your ciggertes?"
"No."
"I ask you that everytime I see you..."
"And what do I tell you everytime you ask?"
" 'No.' But then you give me one."
"And yes, the need to pee is an emotion."
"Don't come back straight.."
"In chess there are rules. In russian politics there are no rules"
"I was thinking, then I forgot how to."
"We're going to the pet store to see if we can find some food."
"Do you understand the chicken foot?"
"Is that a blue cat in your pocket?"
"God droppings!"
"There is nothing more human than pubic hair."
"Its not just point and shoot like girls think."
K. Done now.
Its cold.
Going to hide under blakets with the kitten.