SWEET!
A white woman, 51 years old, was seated next to a black man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called over a flight attendant. "Ma'am, what is the matter?" the attendant asked.
"You obviously do not see it," she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat."
"Be calm please," the attendant replied. "Almost all seats on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another seat is available." The attendant went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Ma'am, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in business class. All the same, we still have one place in first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from economy to sit in first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." The attendant turned to the black man and said, "Therefore, Sir, if you would like, please collect your hand luggage, as a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.
"You obviously do not see it," she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat."
"Be calm please," the attendant replied. "Almost all seats on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another seat is available." The attendant went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Ma'am, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in business class. All the same, we still have one place in first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from economy to sit in first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." The attendant turned to the black man and said, "Therefore, Sir, if you would like, please collect your hand luggage, as a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.