Practicing pothole avoidance
Allison emailed me these the other day, and since my car nearly got swallowed by a pothole that had magically appeared in the road sometime in the past three days, it seems apt to post them.
Winter wonderland
Alice in a traffic jam
Oops, a rabbit hole
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94 at 6
Stomach rumbles in rhythm
The road is Swiss cheese
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Driving to the bar
Makes the mechanical bull
Feel like a limo
Swerve, dodge and careen
Classic avoidance techniques
Next job: stunt driver
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They said you could dig
A hole that goes to China
Why dig? Just use salt
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Note to self in car
Put mechanic on speed dial
front-end alignment
Teen drivers never
Forget their first time, how the
Heart leaps, stomach drops
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Like mines' canaries
Cars ahead signal danger
Can I swerve in time?
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The stench and the smoke
Gooey tar cooks in a pot
Ah, the scent of spring