Everyone tells tiny lies; what's important, really, is the size
Today an intellectual brunette and a slutty blonde saw my ass.
Yeah.
I didn't realize that there was a gaping hole in the back of my swimsuit before pool, and only realized it when the lovely, beautiful, amazing, darling, sweet Scotia pointed it out. It sucks that I try so hard to cover up when I'm changing and then 2 people I barely know get a full-on glimpse of exactly what I don't want anyone to see. EWUGH.
Can it be June already? Puh-lease?!
Yeah.
I didn't realize that there was a gaping hole in the back of my swimsuit before pool, and only realized it when the lovely, beautiful, amazing, darling, sweet Scotia pointed it out. It sucks that I try so hard to cover up when I'm changing and then 2 people I barely know get a full-on glimpse of exactly what I don't want anyone to see. EWUGH.
Can it be June already? Puh-lease?!