Tide 002

[kaikou_tide]

I recognize that this is a difficult time for all of you. If any of you are injured, please let me know. I can provide healing, provided you have any severed limbs close at hand and they haven't died. If you have been dismembered, please try to refrigerate your limbs as that will make my job significantly easier

Comments

[thepartydude]

Dude, I totally lost my head back there.

[kaikou_tide]

[Glaukir laughs.]

If you soak it in cold water, I might be able to get it reattached.

[thepartydude]

What, like Frakenstein or something? That'd be sweet.

You could be the mad scientist guy!

[kaikou_tide]

I might put it on backwards for kicks if I'm truly mad.

[Glaukir likes Mikey.]

[thepartydude]

Only if you use lightning bolts to bring me back to life.

Otherwise, no deal. It's gotta be dramatic, brah.

[Mikey likes Glaukir too!]

[kaikou_tide]

[Glaukir tsks.]

Fresh out of alightning bolts. I could hook you up to a car battery, though. How about a generator on top of a lonely mountain? At midnight? That sounds evil enough.

[thepartydude]

I demand a freakishly deformed assistant!

[kaikou_tide]

I think I have a mirror around here somewhere...

[Glaukir doesn't know Mikey's a turtle, otherwise he wouldn't make a crack like that.]

[thepartydude]

Hey! I'm not deformed, I'm mutated. There's a difference.

[Mikey sniffs, as if he were a connoisseur of physical deviancies and abnormalities.]

[kaikou_tide]

[Glaukir is silent for a moment.

He just...

He made a joke and the guy is mutated. And.

He's horrified at himself before he stammers out an apology.]

I'm--I'm sorry. I didn't realise. That was rude of me--

[thepartydude]

Dude don't sweat it.

If you don't scream, you're already way above everyone else on the score card.

[kaikou_tide]

I--see. Thank you.

[What does this guy even look like? Glaukir is imagining giant tumours and weeping pustules.]

I'm sure I won't scream. I'm a priest, I've seen things far worse I'm sure.

[thepartydude]

What about a giant, mutated, naked mole rat?

[kaikou_tide]

How about a bull whale during mating season frantically trying to make with my boat? I confess to screaming then.

[Please let this joke lighten the conversation. Please.]

[thepartydude]

Dude, for real?

How sexy is your boat?

[kaikou_tide]

Apparently she has an aft tempting enough to make one lonely bachelor of the sea mad with desire. Would you believe it scratched the hull? That's devotion.

[Glaukir is just so urbane.]