the (unrealistic) secret life of the american teenager
So i stopped watching the secret life of the american teenager because i don't have a t.v. in my kitchen where i can watch complete nonsense for hours while i eat. What happens while I'm away? The shit RAINS from the sky. Seriously. Crazy shit. This shit does not happen in real life. I have no prospects for a date and everyone in this show is getting knocked up left, right, and center while in high school. These are some of the most fertile bastards i've ever seen.
To recap, Amy got pregnant after having sex once at band camp with Ricky. They now have a baby together (John). Amy is in love with this guy Ben. Adrian is in love with Ricky. Ricky is probably in love with Adrian too. Adrian is now pregnant with Ben's baby.
Amy + Ricky = John
Adrian + Ben = baby
Recap of my recap: the people who are/were in relationships aren't having babies with the people that were/are their boyfriends/girlfriends. Everyone still wants to be friends. I'm sorry, but you can't be friends with your girlfriend's baby's father while having a baby with said girlfriend's baby's father's girlfriend. Does this sound as ridiculous to anyone else as it does to me? And the crazy thing of it is that all of these occurred from one-night stands. I can actually understand how the teenage mothers can be friends, but this is just getting too convoluted for me.
The best part of this show is Ashley and Griffin because Ashley is a sarcastic wise-ass and Griffin is her hilariously funny gay best friend that doesn't get enough screen time. HOWEVER, Ashley happens to be in love with Ricky who is, in case we're confused, the father of her sister's baby and i think Ricky might have genuine feeling for her too. All too messed up. I think I need a diagram of some sort for this.
Ricky had John with Amy who loves Ben who got Adrian pregnant who loves Ricky who may/may not have feelings for Ashley who is Amy's sister.
There is no shape that can really define what sort of sordid love catastrophe is going on. It's one big circle.
Also, on average, this show says the word "sex" 25 times per episode. In one episode, it said the word "sex" 51 times or more than once a minute.
P.S. parmesian and garlic cheez-its are AMAMZING.
To recap, Amy got pregnant after having sex once at band camp with Ricky. They now have a baby together (John). Amy is in love with this guy Ben. Adrian is in love with Ricky. Ricky is probably in love with Adrian too. Adrian is now pregnant with Ben's baby.
Amy + Ricky = John
Adrian + Ben = baby
Recap of my recap: the people who are/were in relationships aren't having babies with the people that were/are their boyfriends/girlfriends. Everyone still wants to be friends. I'm sorry, but you can't be friends with your girlfriend's baby's father while having a baby with said girlfriend's baby's father's girlfriend. Does this sound as ridiculous to anyone else as it does to me? And the crazy thing of it is that all of these occurred from one-night stands. I can actually understand how the teenage mothers can be friends, but this is just getting too convoluted for me.
The best part of this show is Ashley and Griffin because Ashley is a sarcastic wise-ass and Griffin is her hilariously funny gay best friend that doesn't get enough screen time. HOWEVER, Ashley happens to be in love with Ricky who is, in case we're confused, the father of her sister's baby and i think Ricky might have genuine feeling for her too. All too messed up. I think I need a diagram of some sort for this.
Ricky had John with Amy who loves Ben who got Adrian pregnant who loves Ricky who may/may not have feelings for Ashley who is Amy's sister.
There is no shape that can really define what sort of sordid love catastrophe is going on. It's one big circle.
Also, on average, this show says the word "sex" 25 times per episode. In one episode, it said the word "sex" 51 times or more than once a minute.
P.S. parmesian and garlic cheez-its are AMAMZING.