I can't believe i can walk
I seriously just had one of those moments where you're just like, "fuck...shit guys...ow...why aren't i paralyzed?" This is what happeneed:
I trip over something and go launching forward but catch myself enough to jump over obstacles 1-3 but that sends me careening into the wall. i think, "it's all good, i'll just stop now." But no. I slam into the wall, slip on loose papers so my feet get taken from under me, straight on to my back...right on a pot. Don't ask me why the pot was there. It just was. It hit just to the right of the base of my back. Holy shit, ow. I just laid there for a second in this awful pain thinking that i could have broken my spine. I sit up though and everything seems okay. i start to clean up the water that spilled (yep, there was a glass of water involved too. Don't worry, no glasses were harmed in this unfortunate incident.) Nothing is broken (including me), everything's fine (including me), but my back itches and burns from that stupid fall so i go to scratch it. Yep, that's right, hand comes away bloody. It went from a "fuck...shit guys...ow" to "fuck! Shit! I'm bleeding!" Scraped off a nice portion of my back. Still burns, still bleeding, and now i can't take a desperately needed nap because i'm afraid of bloodying the bed spread.
Whoa is me.
SSDD
I trip over something and go launching forward but catch myself enough to jump over obstacles 1-3 but that sends me careening into the wall. i think, "it's all good, i'll just stop now." But no. I slam into the wall, slip on loose papers so my feet get taken from under me, straight on to my back...right on a pot. Don't ask me why the pot was there. It just was. It hit just to the right of the base of my back. Holy shit, ow. I just laid there for a second in this awful pain thinking that i could have broken my spine. I sit up though and everything seems okay. i start to clean up the water that spilled (yep, there was a glass of water involved too. Don't worry, no glasses were harmed in this unfortunate incident.) Nothing is broken (including me), everything's fine (including me), but my back itches and burns from that stupid fall so i go to scratch it. Yep, that's right, hand comes away bloody. It went from a "fuck...shit guys...ow" to "fuck! Shit! I'm bleeding!" Scraped off a nice portion of my back. Still burns, still bleeding, and now i can't take a desperately needed nap because i'm afraid of bloodying the bed spread.
Whoa is me.
SSDD