May 08, 2009 04:21
We (Brita, Abby, Sam, Renz, Me) were at Denny's for some midnight munchies. We were leaving to cash out and I pass this guy who was at the register. These are snippets from what transpired:
"Green is my favorite color." (I'm wearing a green shirt)
All of us bust out laughing. This guy's friends laugh at him too
"What? It is!!"
To Sam:
"Girl, look at you with that grown woman stance."
To Renz:
"What, all I gotta do is wear a pink shirt and I get 3 girls? Oh excuse me, 1...2...3...4!! Four girls!!"
To all of us:
"Girl, what gradechu in?"
"grade?" - us
"Oh, look at me. Grade? I'm sounding all high school."
To me:
"Girl, you Korean or something? The things I would do to you! I would suck yo toes!"
The people you meet at Denny's...
SSDD
quotes,
awkward