things i find funny

[kaikes]

1. you can always talk to a real friend after years like you never stopped talking in the first place
2. my 18 month old cousin, when his sister that he didn't know was coming was born, was so distraught that he fasted for 3 days and didn't talk to his mom for 10
3. i seemed to have been able to make my windows programs/tool bar thing disappear...how?  I haven't the foggiest
4. i sat down for 2.5 hours and took a test exactly like the GRE that doesn't count for anything.  My compensation: $75 gift card to barnes and noble.  I am stoked
5. really depressing, agonizing stories make you more addicted than any other type of story
6. Matt Dallas is gay and going out with the main guy from Mean Girls.  The whole situation is funny because I had no idea whatsoever
7. i only have to pee when i'm not in a position to easily do so
8. it's possible to rent a reasonably priced irish castle.  Why have none of us done this yet?
9. people think that because you're "grown up," you won't enjoy places like Legoland.  I assure you, I will
10. i can't remember what Renzo called the ice cream truck, but it was something like the death truck and i thought it was hilarious.  (definitely not death mobile because that makes it sound cool...which it is not)
11. Rob Pattinson's first thoughts when he's in one of the crazed twilight crowds is Someone could very easily stab me.  I think the same thing
12. I will be exhausted, take a 10 minute nap in my car in the parking lot because I just can't function, and then say I'll sleep later but later comes and I can't sleep because I'm now wired.

Life is absurd.  SSDD