How Many Sluts Does It Take to Screw In? Just This One!
Chick #1: Would it be wrong to have a one-night stand, just so the guy will change my lightbulb?
Chick #2: It's only wrong if he turns out to be too short.
--13th & University
Overheard by: djlindee
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