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[kaidohkaizoku]

Apparently I'm a pirate now. Inui-senpai picked me up at the docks in . . . a really large boat . . . and he says we're too far out to sea to turn around so I guess I'm on his crew for a while. When he told me to pack my computer and a backpack full of necessities I didn't think he was planning on kidnapping me, but I called my parents and they

Comments

[fuckaneer]

Another tennis player? Did your little sport just get too boring or some shit?

[kaidohkaizoku]

Tennis isn't boring. I didn't even want to come here. Anyway, I'm sure you can still play tennis on a boat.

[fuckaneer]

Keke, you ever play a real sport? Your shoulders are like the incredible fucking hulk.

[kaidohkaizoku]

Tennis is a real sport. And I lift weights. What do you play, soccer?

[fuckaneer]

It's a real sport if you're a girl, sure.

I play American Football. Heard of it, fucking bandanna?

[kaidohkaizoku]

I'm sure a girl could beat you at it, anyway.

Heard of it, I guess. Those are pretty tight pants they make you wear.

[fuckaneer]

Kekeke, you tennis players really are a bunch of queers.

[kaidohkaizoku]

I - THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.

[fuckaneer]

So what did you mean?

[kaidohkaizoku]

. . . Could you stop using that icon.

[fuckaneer]

Keke, why should I?

[kaidohkaizoku]

Because it's WEIRD.

[fuckaneer]

Kekeke

[kaidohkaizoku]

Let me know if you ever want to try out tennis sometime. I'll kick your ass.