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[kaidohkaizoku]

Apparently I'm a pirate now. Inui-senpai picked me up at the docks in . . . a really large boat . . . and he says we're too far out to sea to turn around so I guess I'm on his crew for a while. When he told me to pack my computer and a backpack full of necessities I didn't think he was planning on kidnapping me, but I called my parents and they

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[otakupirate]

Oh my god, someone SANE.

[kaidohkaizoku]

Did you get kidnapped, too?

[otakupirate]

Well, no. I was sorta... persuaded into going? I have no idea. I can't really do anything about it since I'm already on a ship in the middle of the ocean.

[kaidohkaizoku]

I don't even really want treasure. But I guess being a pirate can be kind of cool. As long as you get a sword and stuff.

[otakupirate]

... I don't really consider myself a pirate. Although, I am the first mate of our ship. And I want a sword. :( I didn't get to bring mine with us.

[kaidohkaizoku]

I think that mostly makes you a pirate.

[otakupirate]

... I feel more like a maid than a pirate.

[kaidohkaizoku]

. . . Does your captain make you wear a skirt?

[otakupirate]

SKJDFHDSJ NO.

That's just WRONG.

[kaidohkaizoku]

Just checking. I wouldn't put it past Inui-senpai.

[otakupirate]

... Er, right. Okay.

No, I just. Do a lot of chores. For Gin-san.

... Would Inui-senpai make you wear a skirt or something?

[kaidohkaizoku]

NO! I mean. He might TRY but it's not like I'd ever LET HIM.

[otakupirate]

... You have a very strange senpai then.

[kaidohkaizoku]

You have no idea.

[otakupirate]

... My senpai, Gin-san. Well, I'm not sure if he's my senpai because he's sorta weird and we just work together. But anyway, he's pretty weird, too.

Okay, no, he's really weird.

[kaidohkaizoku]

I hope yours doesn't try to poison you at least.