Survivor vol.6 AWA 2 weeks away!!!
SURVIVOR VOL. 6
*On the last episode of Survivor the Stalker tribe once again eliminated one of their own by voting off Lukas. New tribes were announced: Stalker: Dan, Rayna, Ryan, Patrick, Chris, and Corey
Geek: Jed, Haley, Josh, Zack, Allison, and Koontz
NOTE: DAN TALKING LIKE THIS: "*on of a *itch" IS HIM CENSORING HIMSELF.
*At tribal council*
Elton reveals the votes:
"First vote: Corey"
Corey has fallen asleep on the bench kicking Dan and Patrick off.
"Second vote: Corey"
"Third vote: Corey"
"Fourth vote: Biscuit"
Corey, still asleep, smiles and mumbles "mmm biscuit..."
"Fifth vote: Corey"
"Sixth vote: ..." Elton looks for the final vote. "Um...who didn't vote." Rayna stares intensly at her nails. Elton asks "Rayna, did you vote?" Rayna responds "No." Elton asks her "Why not?" Rayna simply replies "Because f#@( those F*(#ers!" Elton responds "Simple enough, I'll see you in back in 5 minutes."
"Corey, the tribe has spoken." Corey remains unmoved. Elton signals to the sky. "Ok, bring it in boys." A helicopter appears to lift the bench. The ropes attach to the bench. Elton signals to the pilot. The helicopter attempts to lift Corey, but instead of lifting Corey, breaks the bench apart and sends the helicopter crashing into a building.
Elton shrugs. "Ok, plan B." Elton pulls a flute from his pocket and summons two midgets with orange skin and green hair. They roll Corey off of the bench and around the corner. One of the midgets pops back around the corner and remarks. "A dumpety do!"
*Day 17*
*At the Stalker Camp* (Friendship Garden)
Rayna awakens late in the day and makes her way out of the gazebo. Rayna snaps her fingers, but no one responds. "I saaaaid: *Rayna snaps her fingers again.* Nothing happens. Rayna lightly sighs. "EVERYONE GET THE F*/+ OVER HERE NOW!!!" She screams. Dan and Ryan make their way toward Rayna. " *od *ucking *ammit!" Dan complains. Patrick falls off of the roof of the Gazebo and Chris stealthily appears directly behind Rayna "*huff*...hey"
"Ok, since most of you b*#$ards haven't been in my tribe before, I'm going to lay down some ground rules."
First: When I snap my fingers, you come!
Second: I'm god and you must worship me
Third: You do what I want when I want
Fourth: No staring or direct eye contact
Fifth: Speak only when spoken to
Sixth: I'm f*#(ing better than you
Seventh:I am the hottest,most beautiful girl in the world, if you say differently, their will be punishments.
Patrick buts in "Heh, I like the sound of that!" Rayna hurls Patrick into a tree.
A loud "Ow, you hit me in the F-aayce!" is heard in the distance.
Ryan's eyes bulge. "That's not Patrick!" Ryan and Dan quickly make their way over to the tree. Rayna crosses her arms. "Hey I'm not f*#)ing finished!" "...Well...at least you stayed Chris." Chris gently walks off. "And where do you think you are going?!" Chris simply replies "...hey." Ryan and Dan make their way through the wilderness to find Patrick sitting on his head next to Josh." Ryan asks "...What the h*@# are you doing here?" Josh replies "It's the new secret place, that's where my tribe is supposed to go." Ryan responds "Where is the rest of your tribe then." "Eh, who cares." Josh says. Dan asks "You didn't tell them where the camp was at did you?" Josh smirks. Dan quickly asks "Hey, isn't F-aayce a Ryan word?" Josh responds "Ryan and I are at an understanding, I can use his F-aayce, and he can use my stupit!" Patricks exclaims "You can use my face anytime!"
*Meanwhile, somewhere...else*
The Geek tribe makes their way through the hallway in search of the camp. Jed walks between Allison and Haley adjusting his hands up and down like weights. "Haley...Allison...Haley...Allison." Zack jumps in the middle "Oh your mom!" Koontz stomps ahead infront. "Where the f*#@ is the d*@( camp!" "Everyone shut up and help me find it!" Koontz exclaims. Koontz punches a wall. "F#*@!" he exclaims. Jed exclaims "Jeez...don't throw a hissy fit, what is your problem?!" Koontz replies "I've got to find Rayna, she's probably so worried since I left her with those f*@$tards!" "I'm coming Rayna!" Koontz runs off into the distance. Zack follows. Jed asks "Zanini, where are you going?" "Where there is Rayna, there are boobies." says Zack as he walks off. Allison walks into a wall. Jed says to her "Um...Allison...that wall is solid." Allison replies "*blink* ...ok" Jed continues to do the arm-weight thing "Allison...Haley...Allison...Haley...Allison" The Allison hand reaches above the Haley hand. Jed asks Haley "Haley, could you leave Allison and I alone for awhile?" Haley spins around in a circle completly ignoring the world "Oh my GOOOOSH!" she shouts. "TEDDYGRAMS!" Jed shouts. Haley stops spinning and grabs Jed by the colar. "Where!" Jed replies "There aren't any...actual Teddy Grams..." Haley's eye twitches "No....Teddy Grams." Haley's grip loosens as she falls to the floor. "Heh, spinning makes me dizzy, makes me go BLAAAARGHH!!!" Jed sighs. "Haley Haley, look a shiny thing, go get it!" Jed rolls a quarter down the hall. Haley makes the Pikachu noise "EEEEYAH, SHINY SHINY!!!" she exclaims as she rolls down the hall way. Jed turns "So Allison, where were...." "Where did she go....she moves like a turtle...there is no way..." Jed is startled by the echoing "ing....encing...u fencing...." A large figure suddenly appears behind Jed. "Why aren't you fencing!" shouts the man. "Mr. Patterson!" Exclaims Jed. "What are you doing, what are you doing, what are you doing?" "I asked you three times, why didn't you answer." says Patterson. Jed replies "Uh...um...." Patterson exclaims "Just come with me!"
Patterson leads Jed into a room. "Join your fellow classmates, I've got two more to find." Jed looks around the room and sees: Ryan, Koontz, Allison, Haley, Patrick, Chris, Josh, and Zack. Ryan chuckles. "So he caught you too." Koontz exclaims "Hey Brady, shut your mouth!" Brady responds "...I hate you guys." Jed replies "oooh...so what did he say to catch you guys?"
Ryan: He said there would be Cake
Chris: and Free MMORPG
Allison: and Moogles
Josh: and candy
Zack: Boobies
Koontz: Rayna
Haley: Marshy-grams
Patrick: also with the boobies
Jed asks "What did he mean by two more?"
*Meanwhile at the Stalker camp*
Rayna snaps her fingers. Rayna looks around. "Dan get the f*@$ over here!" "Where the F@$( is everyone?" Dan responds "How the **ck should I know you stupid *Rick!" Rayna with a confused look on her face asks "...Did you just call me Rick?!" "Don't you EVER tell anyone about that!........I'm not a man you know...um...I'm a pretty lady...pretty pretty lady." She exclaims. "Anyway, I'm going to find the others so they can do my bidding, you're coming." she says. Dan flips her off. "**ck you wench!" Rayna taps Dan on the shoulder. "I know we haven't had the best relationship..." Dan responds " I hate you, you hate me?" Rayna responds "Right, but you will do what I say." Rayna gives him the death stare. Dan responds "Your *upid *are won't *ork on *e." Dan begins to sweat. "umm....." Dan finally collapses to the floor. "ugh....ugh...you win....too....strong." Patterson appears. "I'm god." Rayna replies "I'm god, small world huh?" Patterson says "I need you to come with me....there will be boys there." Rayna exclaims "Squee!!" Dan replies "**rew that!" Patterson continues "and soda." Dan exclaims "*oda!"
*At the reward challenge*
Rayna pouts in a corner. "You said there would be guys here...not these guys." Koontz jumps over the desks and steps on Jed's head. "Don't worry Rayna, I'm here now!" Patterson exclaims "Ok kids, shut your lids, do what I say, m'kay." "I'm the new host, so I'm supposed to do a reward challenge, an immunity challenge, and a vote reading." "I really don't want to be here, and I need to meet my wife soon so I can...um...nevermind." Dan exclaims "*queeze her *itties!" Patterson throws a trash can at Dan nailing him in the.......everywhere. "Silence!" "Since I am host I can do whatever I want, to pass today's challenge you will have to outlast your fellow survivors without leaving the classroom or becoming annoyed." "The catch, you will be in here with the most annoying people I could find, bring them in." The class becomes flooded with random annoying people. "Fence!...I mean, begin!"
*I CHOSE WHO WAS ELIMINATED AND THE ORDER THEY WERE ELIMINATED AT RANDOM... YES, AT *ANDOM!*
Dustin Jackson pokes Rayna in the shoulder. Rayna silently gathers her things and leaves the room.
RAYNA IS ELIMINATED
Ryan, Josh, and Dan sit infront of the gigantic mirror in the back of the class room. They suddenly become pelted with random berries. They look behind them to find Sammy Gay whistling. "Must maintain my cool." He continues pelting Ryan in the back of the head. Josh says to Ryan. "Hey, it's the one guy..." Ryan responds "The Gay guy?" They both crack up.They continue getting pelted with berries. Ryan walks up to him. "Hey, are you Gay?" The Redneck responds "I ain't not f*##(t!" Ryan responds "I didn't ask you if you were a f*##(t, I asked you if you were Gay...You are Sammy Gay aren't you?" He responds "Yeuuh." Ryan replies "So you are Gay?" Sammy replies "....yeah....I'm Gay." Ryan sits down satisfied. Ryan gets hit with another berry. Ryan jumps up "DumbA$$es, you know there is a gigantic mirror infront of me....f*(#!!!" Ryan is forced to leave the room. Upon leaving Ryan shouts to the Rednecks "I lost to that Gay guy over there!" Six Rednecks pounce on Sammy beating him heavily.
Ryan is ELIMINATED
Koontz puts down his FFXI Stategy guide. "Where did Rayna go?!" A very nice girl asks him in a polite way "May I please borrow your pencil?" Koontz exclaims "F$(# off b*#(@!!!" Jed shrugs. "That was easy."
Koontz is ELIMINATED
Josh looks around the room. "Where did Chris go?" He spots an open window and a trail of downed Rednecks. Josh says "I can put 2 and 2 together, then Chris and corpses together to get to the conclusion that Chris likes beating corpses." "..and that he isn't in the room."
Chris is ELIMINATED
Josh sits silently writing on a piece of paper that says Survivor vol. 7 on the top. Tyler strolls over to him. "It's my Joshy-Washy!" Josh simply replies "Don't." and goes back to his paper. Tyler grabs his shoulders. "Get off of me!" yells Josh. Tyler asks "Just a squeeze?" Josh exclaims "No!" Tyler responds "You're not fun." They are soon joined by Darrel, Bobby, and Justin. "Hey you are cute, I want your bod, ya wanna make out?" They say. Tyler exclaims "He's mine!" Josh runs out of the room screaming. "Get away from me!" "For the last time I'm not GAY!!!" Sammy exclaims "I'm Gay!" The rednecks go back to pummling him.
Josh is ELIMINATED
Dan sits to himself talking to random girls. "Hey you a girl?.....Ya wanna go out...ow...no...okay." Dan feels a finger run down his spine. Dan jumps around "AH, IT'S CRAZY JOE!" Joe sits next to him and begins talking. "I was walkin' out of the the lunch room and this guy comes out and punches the door and throws his bottle at the trash and misses and was trying to talk to this one girl and said it's f*#)ing over and I'm like what's over man?" Crazy Joe stops talking and stares into space. Dan pokes him "Are you ok?" Crazy Joe starts up again "I can I have a piece of paper?" Dan replies "Why?" Joe says "So I can ride on it?" Dan looks at him "You're f*#)ing high dude." Joe takes his pencil and starts making scribbles on his desk. Dan says to him "Yeah...that's my pencil." Joe looks at him "Oh...you've had it..." Dan replies "Ya wanna take this out in the hall, why ya flinchin'?" Dan exclaims "Look Crazy Joe, it's the cops." Crazy Joe dives under his desk. "Oh s*#(!" Dan runs out of the room. "***king retard!"
Dan is ELIMINATED
Jed sits talking quietly to Allison. A bunch of Rednecks jump in front of him and start grinding their butts in his face. "You like that huh boooooy!" Jed replies "Get you A## out of my face!" The rednecks respond "I thught you f*##@ts like this kinda stuff!" Jed replies "For the last time, get your Tobby Kiethe, George Bush-loving A## out the f*#@ of my face." The rednecks respond. "You wanna fiyght booooy?!" Jed runs out of the room. "Bye Allison."
Jed is ELIMINATED
The rednecks stand huddled in a corner laughing like idiots. Haley asks "What are they doing?" "They must have candy, lalala!" Haley remains cheerful until she hears a weakened "...meow!" Haley jumps over them to find a weakened cat that they had been kicking. A Redneck exclaims "Huh HUH, it's almost dead, huh!" Haley's eyes glare over to a solid green, a blue aura envelops her body, and her hair turns blond and spikes. The Rednecks cowar in fear. "It's a..S..S..SUPER B#*CH!!!" Haley throws the rednecks through the window. She blows away the wall and continues her attack on them outside.
Haley is ELIMINATED
Zack sits with his head down on the desk. "I'm so f*#(ing bored..." A voice behind him says "Shu man, you should check out my manga then..." Zack exclaims "NO NO NO, it can't be!!!" Zack turns around to find Courtney. "Shu man, you like JPOP, I like JPOP, it's really popular.......................you like JPOP?! Zack exclaims "I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!"
Zack is ELIMINATED
Patrick sits in his corner extremely cheerful, while Allison sits in the opposite corner extremely mellow. Lindsey walks up to her. "Hey I'm bored, wanna talk?" Allison responds "Um...don't you hate me?" Lindsey replies "Yeah, a whole f#*$ing lot, but I'll talk to you anyway." "Heyyoulikemyshoesithinkthattheyareprettynicespeakingofniceimniceyouarentniceihateyouilikeboysdoyoulikeboysofcoursenotheydoyoulikemyshoes!" Allison's mellow attitude finally snaps "YOU F*#(ING B*#%H TAKE YOUR S*#T AND GO TO F#*@ING H#@L D#*N A#* MOTHER F#*@ER C*#K SUCKING WH#@E!!!"
Allison is ELIMINATED
Patrick wins!!!
Patrick walks up to Patterson. "So what do I win?" Patterson smiles "A fencing match against me!"
The match begins. Patterson brags "You'll never beat me, I am the greatest of...." Patrick scores a point on him. "Um...didn't count." Patterson says. Patrick responds "Why not?" Patterson replies "...um...you didn't have the correct alignment....hey look over there!" Patterson kick Patrick between the legs. "That's called a Nobuglog...totally legal, I win."
*Day 18*
*At the Stalker camp*
Rayna snaps her fingers. Patrick falls off the roof again, landing on Chris's head. Chris stands still expressionless with Patrick laying ontop of his head. Dan and Ryan make their way over towards Rayna. "*on of a *onkey!" Rayna announces "Ok, today I have some bad news for all of you." "I am once again going to find a new makeou....I mean boyfriend, so all of you will have to go oggle some other girl." Rayna shouts "BRING OUT THE WHEEL!!!"
*IT'S EVERYONE'S FAVORITE TIME, THE BOYFRIEND WHEEL, WHICH I DETERMINED THE WINNER AT RANDOM.THIS WEEK THE CHOICES ARE:
Crazy Joe, Senior Antonio, Alanna, ? , Courtney, Tyler, Ashford, Fabio
The wheel comes to a stop. Rayna announces "And my new boyfriend is...question mark...?" "What the f*#$ does that mean?!" exclaims Rayna. Random strobe lights start going off and a random voice shouts "And now here is everyone's favorite boyfriend: Adddddddddam Sessler without Moooooooooorgan Webb." Adam Sessler walks out. "Well today I'm going to be reviewing some great parts or Rayna for you. Rayna responds "Ok Jed, I know that it's you." Adam gets a confused look on his face "Wha wha?" Rayna sighs "Come on, you are short, have spikey blonde hair, and are way too excited...you're Jed." Adam replies "But I'm Adam Sessler, you know "I play a face down trap card, Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb"" "...From X-play." Rayna responds "Jed, why don't you go X-play with yourself somewhere else." Adam shrugs. "Fine I'll just go over here." Adam walks off with a copy of Sly Cooper. "Heh, Sly Cooper makes me giggle." Rayna waves "By Jed." Adam exclaims "I'm not Jed!"
*Geek Tribe*
Zack reads the confusing riddle for immunity challenge.
Do you like books
or how they look?
Do you like skills
and morphing pills?
Do you like teams
Your mom
Jed looks over to Zack. "Come on Zack what does it really say?" Jed looks at the paper "Wow...it really says "Your mom""
*At the Reward Challenge*
Patterson greets the Survivors. "The exects at CBS want us to have the wierd food challenge, but I really don't want to do that. I figure that it is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. I want to make you all take the Chuunin Exam from Naruto. Yeah...I'm in to Japanimation, so what?" Ryan looks looks at Lukas "YES!!!" he exclaims. Dan looks at Ryan "We voted Lukas out last week." Ryan shrugs "Then who is....IT'S CRAZY JOE DIVOLA!!!" Crazy Joe licks Ryan's face. "I opened my eyes and took a shower?"
Patterson continues "I have separtated you all into 4 teams of 3. *CHOSEN AT RANDOM CHOSEN AT RANDOM CHOSEN AT RANDOM* The teams are:
Team 1) Adam, Haley, and Ryan
Team 2) Patrick, Zack, and Jed
Team 3) Rayna, Dan, and Chris
Team 4) Josh, Allison, and Koontz
Rayna looks at Adam and Jed. "Since when are there two Jed's?" "...This day just keeps getting better and better..." Rayna sighs.
Patterson announces "Also, you have the powers of the character that you are asigned, if you want to figure out what it does, try them for yourself." *ALSO CHOSEN AT RANDOM*
Adam: Rock Lee
Haley: Ino
Ryan: Zabuza
Patrick: Kakashi
Zack: Neiji
Jed: Sasuke
Rayna: Shino
Dan: Gaara
Chris: Ten Ten
Josh: Shikamaru
Allison: Kiba
Koontz: Sound Ninja
Patterson continues rambling. "The first round will consist of a test, the team with the lowest score is eliminated, if one member scores a 0, the whole team is eliminated, you address me as anything other than god, you are eliminated."
*I CHOSE ALL OF THE SCORES AT RANDOM, SO I HAD TO MAKE SOMETHING UP ACCORDINGLY*
CHALLENGE START
The Survivors begin the test.
Adam quickly begins to answer the questions. "If I score high, I get to play with my stuffed animals." "Ah what good times that will be...lalala, walking through the park."
Haley marks every answer as "I hate Jews." She remarkably got one of them right.
Ryan remembered what would happen if he failed this test. He pictured his father. "Ryyyyyyyyan, if you fail dis test, yuuuuuuur grounded....don't be a *********ssy!"
Patrick and Zack do fairly well on their test.
Jed puts either Haley or Allison down as the answers for each question, still trying to decide which one to pursue... He somehow got one question right.
Rayna intimidates Adam into giving him the answers. "I swear Jed, if you don't give me the answers, Mr. Teddy Bear gets it!" Adam replies "Not Mr. Teddy Bear!" Dan does well. Chris wads up his paper and throws it at Ryan. Chris manages to get 1 right without writing anything down.
Josh begins freaking out. "Gah, I don't know any of these....wait...Gendo likes his _______" "I know this one!"
Allison bombs the test, but still manages to get a few.
Koontz did well considering that he somehow knew about the test in advance and studied all night. Koontz winks at Patterson
The Survivors get the scores back
ADAM 8
HALEY 1
RYAN 8
TOTAL: 17
PATRICK 4
ZACK 5
JED 1
TOTAL: 10
RAYNA 8
DAN 6
CHRIS 1
TOTAL:15
JOSH 1
ALLISON 2
KOONTZ 8
TOTAL: 11
Jed exclaims "F@*(!" Patrick shrugs "I was up late with a girl last night, heh heh." Zack shouts "Yeah, your mom!" Jed asks "Now what?" Patterson exclaims "You are kicked out of fen....the challenge." Zack shouts "I vote we go search for boobies." Patrick announces "I second the motion!" Jed says "I've got to go, I have an important decision to make."
CHALLENGE 2
Patterson announces challenge 2. "The remaining teams will be given either the heaven scroll, or the earth scroll. In the end, the team without a scroll will be eliminated.
*MORE RANDOMNESS*
Team 4 (Josh, Allison, and Koontz) sets up camp. Koontz punches a rock "Futai no Hiwami!!!" Josh whispers "Wrong show!" Koontz exclaims "But I want to smash things." Josh replies "You'll get a chance, but right now...I don't feel like doing anything." Allison stares at a tree. Josh remarks "See, Allison agrees." Allison faintly says "...it's a pretty tree." A bird chirps "What...Rayna is trouble?!...um....gotta go!" Koontz runs off but crashes head-first into an object. "Rayna!" He exclaims. Rayna sweetly says to him. "Do you mind giving us your scroll please?" Koontz blushes "Ok." Josh says to Allison. "Well, looks like we'll have to fight all 4." Allison responds ".........where am I again?"
Dan uses his Gaara powers. Sand explodes everywhere, destroying everything in it's path. Dan exclaims "I'm invincible!!!" "...there is *and in my *rack!"
Allison uses her powers and a cute puppy appears. Dan cracks up. "You can not defeat my awesome awesomeness!!!" The puppy latches on to Dan's jewels. Dan exclaims "OH MY NUTTIE-BUTTIES!!!"
DAN IS DOWNED
Rayna laughes, he had it coming. Now to use my awesome power! Rayna activates her power. Thousands of bugs envelop her body. "HOLY F#*)ING S*#T MOTHER F#*@ER A@@ F#*K F#*K F#*K!!!" Rayna runs around hysterically trying to get the bugs off of her. She runs over Allison and keeps going. Allison simply responds "....ow"
Allison is downed
Chris smirks. Josh laughes. You got Ten Ten, she is the weakest character ever! Chris activates his power. Hundreds of weapons surround him. AKAs, Colts, pistols, rocket launchers, sniper rifles, beam rifles, katanas, spears, nuclear weapons, jets, tanks, gundams, and marshmallows. Josh's eyes widen. "Power activate. Please be Shikamaru!" "It's Shikamaru!" Josh uses the Shadow Bind spell which binds all of the enemies actions and gives him control over what they do. Chris and Rayna's arms slowly raise up. They both suddenly begin singing "I'm a little teapot, short and stout, this is my handel, this is my spout, when I get all steamed up, hear my shout, tip me over and pour me out!" With that, Chris and Rayna collapse of pure humility.
Chris is downed
Rayna is downed
Team 3 is eliminated
Challenge 3
Patterson runs by being chased by a gigantic spider. "Have a tournement, winner's tribe gets immunity....m'kay......"
First Round
Adam vs Haley
Haley exclaims "Ok Jed, let's go!" Adam exclaims "Why do you people keep calling me Jed?!" Haley activates her power. Adam exclaims "Arise power!....um power up....open seasame....fly web...um....heh heh..." Haley uses her one tech: body change. Haley takes over Adam's body. Haley runs around in a circle. "Look at me, I'm Jed!" "Crimson Skiiiiiiiiies!!!" "Macguiiiiiver!" "Fire escaaaaape!" Haley starts examining her new body ".....you're not Jed you're way too....." Josh buts in "CUPCAKE...this story has standards ya know!" Haley shrugs. "Oh well." She continously bashes his head into a wall and then goes back to her own body.
Haley wins
Allison walks over toward Haley. "You scuffed up my wall."
Next: Allison vs Josh.
Josh asks "Are you going to fight back?" Allison replies "um...I think so." Josh shrugs "Ok, I give up.......that's too much effort."
Allison wins.
Next: Brady vs Koontz.
Koontz activates his power. "Sound ninja, wtf?!" Ryan uses his power. "Zabuza yes!!!" A huge cloud of mist envelops the area. Ryan runs around prancing. "Ha ha, you can't see me, you can't see me." Koontz exclaims "I can still hear you dip s#(t!" Koontz uses his power of sound to sing "IT'S RAINING ME, HALLALUIA IT'S RAINING ME, EVERY SPECIMEN!!!" Ryan stumbles around "Can't...take... the pain!" Ryan falls on top of Koontz. With Koontz's last breath he says "Awwwwright!" A random referee runs out and counts "1, 2,3!" Ryan wins!!!
Ryan wins
Next: Allison vs Ryan
Ryan asks "Are you ready Allison?!" Allison responds "....ok." Ryan runs up and punches her full force in the face. Allison, shocked, exclaims "You meany...!" and walks off. Ryan chases after her "You had something on your face, I swear!"
Ryan wins
Next: Haley vs ?
Haley wonders ".......question mark.......interesting." "A random eliminated person is chosen.
Haley exclaims "Adam?" "I have to fight you again?" Jed responds "No...I'm Jed..." Haley responds. "Hah,you won't full me again!." Haley spins in circle and uses her body change jutsu on Adam. "Hah, I have you once again Adam." Jed laughs. "I'm still over here." Haley wonders "Then who is........ah s#*t..." Haley goes back to her old body. Jed powers his hand. "CHIDORI!!!" Jed charges at full speed at Haley.!" He aims at her chest to destroy her. Jed simply responds. "mmm. Squishy."
Finals: Due to the random comeback, it will be Jed vs. Ryan in the finals. Who will be the winner?"
"Um, where is Ryan?" Ryan is seen hudled next to Allison. "Come on, I was only kidding." Ryan says. Allison yells "But you hit me in the face!" Ryan responds "...um...it's British Humor." Allison ignores "Yeah Mr. Wall, Ryan is a jerk!" Jed asks Ryan "Are we going to fight?" Ryan responds "No, I'm trying to get Allison to forgive me." Jed walks over to Allison. "Let's get you away from this meany." Ryan charges at Jed with all of his power. "3 HEADED WATER DRAGON!" Jed shouts "Sharigan eye, I win!" Ryan shouts "THAT DOESN'T HURT PEOPLE!!!" Jed boasts to Ryan. "I'm a ninja-pirate, so yes it does!" Ryan responds "You're just a tiny man in ninja turtles underwear." Jed asks "So, what's your point?"
Jed wins.
Day *19*
Jed walks down the halls gloating over his victory. "I won I won, I'm the best, who's the best, I'm the best, nobody is better than Jed!" Rayna busts out of the doors. "Ok Adam, let's go, it's makeout time." Jed responds "But I'm Jed!" Jed stands to himself doing the hand weigh thing. "Haley...Allison...Haley....Allison." Another part of him raises....his foot. "Haley...Allison......RAYNA!!!" "Rayna wins!" Jed and Rayna go behind the bushes in the garden. After 5 minutes, Jed walks out towards Adam. "Wow...she really gave it to me, good luck Jed." Adam replies "But I'm....Jed....wait.....I'm confused.........whatever." After 6 minutes Adam walks out. "Hmm.......I give it a 2 out of 5...." His cohost Morgan Webb grabs him by the ear and drags him off. "There you are Adam, we've got another Final Fantasy title to review!" Adam is dragged away kicking and screaming. Rayna walks out and fixes her hair. Josh walks out bug-eyed "...................................................need.....................new.......................secret place....................................."
*OK THAT'S THE END OF SUVIVOR VOLUME 6. IT'S LATE SO I KINDA TRAILED OFF NEAR THE END AS YOU CAN TELL. I NEED TO TYPE MY 3 PAGE ESSAY FOR HONORS ENGLISH THAT IS DUE TOMORROW.............10:42..........I'M NEVER GOING TO GET THAT DONE.........AWA IN 2 WEEKS FROM FRIDAY "OLLY GOD!!!"...........I HAVE A GREAT IDEA FOR VOL. 7, THINK QUEEN OF HEARTS.............I NEED: DAN, RYAN, RAYNA, PATRICK, AND CHRIS TO VOTE.........ALL SURVIVORS ARE POSTED AT www.livejournal.com/users/kaicyios TILL NEXT TIME...........LOOK OUT FOR CRAZY JOE DIVOLA!!!
*On the last episode of Survivor the Stalker tribe once again eliminated one of their own by voting off Lukas. New tribes were announced: Stalker: Dan, Rayna, Ryan, Patrick, Chris, and Corey
Geek: Jed, Haley, Josh, Zack, Allison, and Koontz
NOTE: DAN TALKING LIKE THIS: "*on of a *itch" IS HIM CENSORING HIMSELF.
*At tribal council*
Elton reveals the votes:
"First vote: Corey"
Corey has fallen asleep on the bench kicking Dan and Patrick off.
"Second vote: Corey"
"Third vote: Corey"
"Fourth vote: Biscuit"
Corey, still asleep, smiles and mumbles "mmm biscuit..."
"Fifth vote: Corey"
"Sixth vote: ..." Elton looks for the final vote. "Um...who didn't vote." Rayna stares intensly at her nails. Elton asks "Rayna, did you vote?" Rayna responds "No." Elton asks her "Why not?" Rayna simply replies "Because f#@( those F*(#ers!" Elton responds "Simple enough, I'll see you in back in 5 minutes."
"Corey, the tribe has spoken." Corey remains unmoved. Elton signals to the sky. "Ok, bring it in boys." A helicopter appears to lift the bench. The ropes attach to the bench. Elton signals to the pilot. The helicopter attempts to lift Corey, but instead of lifting Corey, breaks the bench apart and sends the helicopter crashing into a building.
Elton shrugs. "Ok, plan B." Elton pulls a flute from his pocket and summons two midgets with orange skin and green hair. They roll Corey off of the bench and around the corner. One of the midgets pops back around the corner and remarks. "A dumpety do!"
*Day 17*
*At the Stalker Camp* (Friendship Garden)
Rayna awakens late in the day and makes her way out of the gazebo. Rayna snaps her fingers, but no one responds. "I saaaaid: *Rayna snaps her fingers again.* Nothing happens. Rayna lightly sighs. "EVERYONE GET THE F*/+ OVER HERE NOW!!!" She screams. Dan and Ryan make their way toward Rayna. " *od *ucking *ammit!" Dan complains. Patrick falls off of the roof of the Gazebo and Chris stealthily appears directly behind Rayna "*huff*...hey"
"Ok, since most of you b*#$ards haven't been in my tribe before, I'm going to lay down some ground rules."
First: When I snap my fingers, you come!
Second: I'm god and you must worship me
Third: You do what I want when I want
Fourth: No staring or direct eye contact
Fifth: Speak only when spoken to
Sixth: I'm f*#(ing better than you
Seventh:I am the hottest,most beautiful girl in the world, if you say differently, their will be punishments.
Patrick buts in "Heh, I like the sound of that!" Rayna hurls Patrick into a tree.
A loud "Ow, you hit me in the F-aayce!" is heard in the distance.
Ryan's eyes bulge. "That's not Patrick!" Ryan and Dan quickly make their way over to the tree. Rayna crosses her arms. "Hey I'm not f*#)ing finished!" "...Well...at least you stayed Chris." Chris gently walks off. "And where do you think you are going?!" Chris simply replies "...hey." Ryan and Dan make their way through the wilderness to find Patrick sitting on his head next to Josh." Ryan asks "...What the h*@# are you doing here?" Josh replies "It's the new secret place, that's where my tribe is supposed to go." Ryan responds "Where is the rest of your tribe then." "Eh, who cares." Josh says. Dan asks "You didn't tell them where the camp was at did you?" Josh smirks. Dan quickly asks "Hey, isn't F-aayce a Ryan word?" Josh responds "Ryan and I are at an understanding, I can use his F-aayce, and he can use my stupit!" Patricks exclaims "You can use my face anytime!"
*Meanwhile, somewhere...else*
The Geek tribe makes their way through the hallway in search of the camp. Jed walks between Allison and Haley adjusting his hands up and down like weights. "Haley...Allison...Haley...Allison." Zack jumps in the middle "Oh your mom!" Koontz stomps ahead infront. "Where the f*#@ is the d*@( camp!" "Everyone shut up and help me find it!" Koontz exclaims. Koontz punches a wall. "F#*@!" he exclaims. Jed exclaims "Jeez...don't throw a hissy fit, what is your problem?!" Koontz replies "I've got to find Rayna, she's probably so worried since I left her with those f*@$tards!" "I'm coming Rayna!" Koontz runs off into the distance. Zack follows. Jed asks "Zanini, where are you going?" "Where there is Rayna, there are boobies." says Zack as he walks off. Allison walks into a wall. Jed says to her "Um...Allison...that wall is solid." Allison replies "*blink* ...ok" Jed continues to do the arm-weight thing "Allison...Haley...Allison...Haley...Allison" The Allison hand reaches above the Haley hand. Jed asks Haley "Haley, could you leave Allison and I alone for awhile?" Haley spins around in a circle completly ignoring the world "Oh my GOOOOSH!" she shouts. "TEDDYGRAMS!" Jed shouts. Haley stops spinning and grabs Jed by the colar. "Where!" Jed replies "There aren't any...actual Teddy Grams..." Haley's eye twitches "No....Teddy Grams." Haley's grip loosens as she falls to the floor. "Heh, spinning makes me dizzy, makes me go BLAAAARGHH!!!" Jed sighs. "Haley Haley, look a shiny thing, go get it!" Jed rolls a quarter down the hall. Haley makes the Pikachu noise "EEEEYAH, SHINY SHINY!!!" she exclaims as she rolls down the hall way. Jed turns "So Allison, where were...." "Where did she go....she moves like a turtle...there is no way..." Jed is startled by the echoing "ing....encing...u fencing...." A large figure suddenly appears behind Jed. "Why aren't you fencing!" shouts the man. "Mr. Patterson!" Exclaims Jed. "What are you doing, what are you doing, what are you doing?" "I asked you three times, why didn't you answer." says Patterson. Jed replies "Uh...um...." Patterson exclaims "Just come with me!"
Patterson leads Jed into a room. "Join your fellow classmates, I've got two more to find." Jed looks around the room and sees: Ryan, Koontz, Allison, Haley, Patrick, Chris, Josh, and Zack. Ryan chuckles. "So he caught you too." Koontz exclaims "Hey Brady, shut your mouth!" Brady responds "...I hate you guys." Jed replies "oooh...so what did he say to catch you guys?"
Ryan: He said there would be Cake
Chris: and Free MMORPG
Allison: and Moogles
Josh: and candy
Zack: Boobies
Koontz: Rayna
Haley: Marshy-grams
Patrick: also with the boobies
Jed asks "What did he mean by two more?"
*Meanwhile at the Stalker camp*
Rayna snaps her fingers. Rayna looks around. "Dan get the f*@$ over here!" "Where the F@$( is everyone?" Dan responds "How the **ck should I know you stupid *Rick!" Rayna with a confused look on her face asks "...Did you just call me Rick?!" "Don't you EVER tell anyone about that!........I'm not a man you know...um...I'm a pretty lady...pretty pretty lady." She exclaims. "Anyway, I'm going to find the others so they can do my bidding, you're coming." she says. Dan flips her off. "**ck you wench!" Rayna taps Dan on the shoulder. "I know we haven't had the best relationship..." Dan responds " I hate you, you hate me?" Rayna responds "Right, but you will do what I say." Rayna gives him the death stare. Dan responds "Your *upid *are won't *ork on *e." Dan begins to sweat. "umm....." Dan finally collapses to the floor. "ugh....ugh...you win....too....strong." Patterson appears. "I'm god." Rayna replies "I'm god, small world huh?" Patterson says "I need you to come with me....there will be boys there." Rayna exclaims "Squee!!" Dan replies "**rew that!" Patterson continues "and soda." Dan exclaims "*oda!"
*At the reward challenge*
Rayna pouts in a corner. "You said there would be guys here...not these guys." Koontz jumps over the desks and steps on Jed's head. "Don't worry Rayna, I'm here now!" Patterson exclaims "Ok kids, shut your lids, do what I say, m'kay." "I'm the new host, so I'm supposed to do a reward challenge, an immunity challenge, and a vote reading." "I really don't want to be here, and I need to meet my wife soon so I can...um...nevermind." Dan exclaims "*queeze her *itties!" Patterson throws a trash can at Dan nailing him in the.......everywhere. "Silence!" "Since I am host I can do whatever I want, to pass today's challenge you will have to outlast your fellow survivors without leaving the classroom or becoming annoyed." "The catch, you will be in here with the most annoying people I could find, bring them in." The class becomes flooded with random annoying people. "Fence!...I mean, begin!"
*I CHOSE WHO WAS ELIMINATED AND THE ORDER THEY WERE ELIMINATED AT RANDOM... YES, AT *ANDOM!*
Dustin Jackson pokes Rayna in the shoulder. Rayna silently gathers her things and leaves the room.
RAYNA IS ELIMINATED
Ryan, Josh, and Dan sit infront of the gigantic mirror in the back of the class room. They suddenly become pelted with random berries. They look behind them to find Sammy Gay whistling. "Must maintain my cool." He continues pelting Ryan in the back of the head. Josh says to Ryan. "Hey, it's the one guy..." Ryan responds "The Gay guy?" They both crack up.They continue getting pelted with berries. Ryan walks up to him. "Hey, are you Gay?" The Redneck responds "I ain't not f*##(t!" Ryan responds "I didn't ask you if you were a f*##(t, I asked you if you were Gay...You are Sammy Gay aren't you?" He responds "Yeuuh." Ryan replies "So you are Gay?" Sammy replies "....yeah....I'm Gay." Ryan sits down satisfied. Ryan gets hit with another berry. Ryan jumps up "DumbA$$es, you know there is a gigantic mirror infront of me....f*(#!!!" Ryan is forced to leave the room. Upon leaving Ryan shouts to the Rednecks "I lost to that Gay guy over there!" Six Rednecks pounce on Sammy beating him heavily.
Ryan is ELIMINATED
Koontz puts down his FFXI Stategy guide. "Where did Rayna go?!" A very nice girl asks him in a polite way "May I please borrow your pencil?" Koontz exclaims "F$(# off b*#(@!!!" Jed shrugs. "That was easy."
Koontz is ELIMINATED
Josh looks around the room. "Where did Chris go?" He spots an open window and a trail of downed Rednecks. Josh says "I can put 2 and 2 together, then Chris and corpses together to get to the conclusion that Chris likes beating corpses." "..and that he isn't in the room."
Chris is ELIMINATED
Josh sits silently writing on a piece of paper that says Survivor vol. 7 on the top. Tyler strolls over to him. "It's my Joshy-Washy!" Josh simply replies "Don't." and goes back to his paper. Tyler grabs his shoulders. "Get off of me!" yells Josh. Tyler asks "Just a squeeze?" Josh exclaims "No!" Tyler responds "You're not fun." They are soon joined by Darrel, Bobby, and Justin. "Hey you are cute, I want your bod, ya wanna make out?" They say. Tyler exclaims "He's mine!" Josh runs out of the room screaming. "Get away from me!" "For the last time I'm not GAY!!!" Sammy exclaims "I'm Gay!" The rednecks go back to pummling him.
Josh is ELIMINATED
Dan sits to himself talking to random girls. "Hey you a girl?.....Ya wanna go out...ow...no...okay." Dan feels a finger run down his spine. Dan jumps around "AH, IT'S CRAZY JOE!" Joe sits next to him and begins talking. "I was walkin' out of the the lunch room and this guy comes out and punches the door and throws his bottle at the trash and misses and was trying to talk to this one girl and said it's f*#)ing over and I'm like what's over man?" Crazy Joe stops talking and stares into space. Dan pokes him "Are you ok?" Crazy Joe starts up again "I can I have a piece of paper?" Dan replies "Why?" Joe says "So I can ride on it?" Dan looks at him "You're f*#)ing high dude." Joe takes his pencil and starts making scribbles on his desk. Dan says to him "Yeah...that's my pencil." Joe looks at him "Oh...you've had it..." Dan replies "Ya wanna take this out in the hall, why ya flinchin'?" Dan exclaims "Look Crazy Joe, it's the cops." Crazy Joe dives under his desk. "Oh s*#(!" Dan runs out of the room. "***king retard!"
Dan is ELIMINATED
Jed sits talking quietly to Allison. A bunch of Rednecks jump in front of him and start grinding their butts in his face. "You like that huh boooooy!" Jed replies "Get you A## out of my face!" The rednecks respond "I thught you f*##@ts like this kinda stuff!" Jed replies "For the last time, get your Tobby Kiethe, George Bush-loving A## out the f*#@ of my face." The rednecks respond. "You wanna fiyght booooy?!" Jed runs out of the room. "Bye Allison."
Jed is ELIMINATED
The rednecks stand huddled in a corner laughing like idiots. Haley asks "What are they doing?" "They must have candy, lalala!" Haley remains cheerful until she hears a weakened "...meow!" Haley jumps over them to find a weakened cat that they had been kicking. A Redneck exclaims "Huh HUH, it's almost dead, huh!" Haley's eyes glare over to a solid green, a blue aura envelops her body, and her hair turns blond and spikes. The Rednecks cowar in fear. "It's a..S..S..SUPER B#*CH!!!" Haley throws the rednecks through the window. She blows away the wall and continues her attack on them outside.
Haley is ELIMINATED
Zack sits with his head down on the desk. "I'm so f*#(ing bored..." A voice behind him says "Shu man, you should check out my manga then..." Zack exclaims "NO NO NO, it can't be!!!" Zack turns around to find Courtney. "Shu man, you like JPOP, I like JPOP, it's really popular.......................you like JPOP?! Zack exclaims "I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!"
Zack is ELIMINATED
Patrick sits in his corner extremely cheerful, while Allison sits in the opposite corner extremely mellow. Lindsey walks up to her. "Hey I'm bored, wanna talk?" Allison responds "Um...don't you hate me?" Lindsey replies "Yeah, a whole f#*$ing lot, but I'll talk to you anyway." "Heyyoulikemyshoesithinkthattheyareprettynicespeakingofniceimniceyouarentniceihateyouilikeboysdoyoulikeboysofcoursenotheydoyoulikemyshoes!" Allison's mellow attitude finally snaps "YOU F*#(ING B*#%H TAKE YOUR S*#T AND GO TO F#*@ING H#@L D#*N A#* MOTHER F#*@ER C*#K SUCKING WH#@E!!!"
Allison is ELIMINATED
Patrick wins!!!
Patrick walks up to Patterson. "So what do I win?" Patterson smiles "A fencing match against me!"
The match begins. Patterson brags "You'll never beat me, I am the greatest of...." Patrick scores a point on him. "Um...didn't count." Patterson says. Patrick responds "Why not?" Patterson replies "...um...you didn't have the correct alignment....hey look over there!" Patterson kick Patrick between the legs. "That's called a Nobuglog...totally legal, I win."
*Day 18*
*At the Stalker camp*
Rayna snaps her fingers. Patrick falls off the roof again, landing on Chris's head. Chris stands still expressionless with Patrick laying ontop of his head. Dan and Ryan make their way over towards Rayna. "*on of a *onkey!" Rayna announces "Ok, today I have some bad news for all of you." "I am once again going to find a new makeou....I mean boyfriend, so all of you will have to go oggle some other girl." Rayna shouts "BRING OUT THE WHEEL!!!"
*IT'S EVERYONE'S FAVORITE TIME, THE BOYFRIEND WHEEL, WHICH I DETERMINED THE WINNER AT RANDOM.THIS WEEK THE CHOICES ARE:
Crazy Joe, Senior Antonio, Alanna, ? , Courtney, Tyler, Ashford, Fabio
The wheel comes to a stop. Rayna announces "And my new boyfriend is...question mark...?" "What the f*#$ does that mean?!" exclaims Rayna. Random strobe lights start going off and a random voice shouts "And now here is everyone's favorite boyfriend: Adddddddddam Sessler without Moooooooooorgan Webb." Adam Sessler walks out. "Well today I'm going to be reviewing some great parts or Rayna for you. Rayna responds "Ok Jed, I know that it's you." Adam gets a confused look on his face "Wha wha?" Rayna sighs "Come on, you are short, have spikey blonde hair, and are way too excited...you're Jed." Adam replies "But I'm Adam Sessler, you know "I play a face down trap card, Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb"" "...From X-play." Rayna responds "Jed, why don't you go X-play with yourself somewhere else." Adam shrugs. "Fine I'll just go over here." Adam walks off with a copy of Sly Cooper. "Heh, Sly Cooper makes me giggle." Rayna waves "By Jed." Adam exclaims "I'm not Jed!"
*Geek Tribe*
Zack reads the confusing riddle for immunity challenge.
Do you like books
or how they look?
Do you like skills
and morphing pills?
Do you like teams
Your mom
Jed looks over to Zack. "Come on Zack what does it really say?" Jed looks at the paper "Wow...it really says "Your mom""
*At the Reward Challenge*
Patterson greets the Survivors. "The exects at CBS want us to have the wierd food challenge, but I really don't want to do that. I figure that it is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. I want to make you all take the Chuunin Exam from Naruto. Yeah...I'm in to Japanimation, so what?" Ryan looks looks at Lukas "YES!!!" he exclaims. Dan looks at Ryan "We voted Lukas out last week." Ryan shrugs "Then who is....IT'S CRAZY JOE DIVOLA!!!" Crazy Joe licks Ryan's face. "I opened my eyes and took a shower?"
Patterson continues "I have separtated you all into 4 teams of 3. *CHOSEN AT RANDOM CHOSEN AT RANDOM CHOSEN AT RANDOM* The teams are:
Team 1) Adam, Haley, and Ryan
Team 2) Patrick, Zack, and Jed
Team 3) Rayna, Dan, and Chris
Team 4) Josh, Allison, and Koontz
Rayna looks at Adam and Jed. "Since when are there two Jed's?" "...This day just keeps getting better and better..." Rayna sighs.
Patterson announces "Also, you have the powers of the character that you are asigned, if you want to figure out what it does, try them for yourself." *ALSO CHOSEN AT RANDOM*
Adam: Rock Lee
Haley: Ino
Ryan: Zabuza
Patrick: Kakashi
Zack: Neiji
Jed: Sasuke
Rayna: Shino
Dan: Gaara
Chris: Ten Ten
Josh: Shikamaru
Allison: Kiba
Koontz: Sound Ninja
Patterson continues rambling. "The first round will consist of a test, the team with the lowest score is eliminated, if one member scores a 0, the whole team is eliminated, you address me as anything other than god, you are eliminated."
*I CHOSE ALL OF THE SCORES AT RANDOM, SO I HAD TO MAKE SOMETHING UP ACCORDINGLY*
CHALLENGE START
The Survivors begin the test.
Adam quickly begins to answer the questions. "If I score high, I get to play with my stuffed animals." "Ah what good times that will be...lalala, walking through the park."
Haley marks every answer as "I hate Jews." She remarkably got one of them right.
Ryan remembered what would happen if he failed this test. He pictured his father. "Ryyyyyyyyan, if you fail dis test, yuuuuuuur grounded....don't be a *********ssy!"
Patrick and Zack do fairly well on their test.
Jed puts either Haley or Allison down as the answers for each question, still trying to decide which one to pursue... He somehow got one question right.
Rayna intimidates Adam into giving him the answers. "I swear Jed, if you don't give me the answers, Mr. Teddy Bear gets it!" Adam replies "Not Mr. Teddy Bear!" Dan does well. Chris wads up his paper and throws it at Ryan. Chris manages to get 1 right without writing anything down.
Josh begins freaking out. "Gah, I don't know any of these....wait...Gendo likes his _______" "I know this one!"
Allison bombs the test, but still manages to get a few.
Koontz did well considering that he somehow knew about the test in advance and studied all night. Koontz winks at Patterson
The Survivors get the scores back
ADAM 8
HALEY 1
RYAN 8
TOTAL: 17
PATRICK 4
ZACK 5
JED 1
TOTAL: 10
RAYNA 8
DAN 6
CHRIS 1
TOTAL:15
JOSH 1
ALLISON 2
KOONTZ 8
TOTAL: 11
Jed exclaims "F@*(!" Patrick shrugs "I was up late with a girl last night, heh heh." Zack shouts "Yeah, your mom!" Jed asks "Now what?" Patterson exclaims "You are kicked out of fen....the challenge." Zack shouts "I vote we go search for boobies." Patrick announces "I second the motion!" Jed says "I've got to go, I have an important decision to make."
CHALLENGE 2
Patterson announces challenge 2. "The remaining teams will be given either the heaven scroll, or the earth scroll. In the end, the team without a scroll will be eliminated.
*MORE RANDOMNESS*
Team 4 (Josh, Allison, and Koontz) sets up camp. Koontz punches a rock "Futai no Hiwami!!!" Josh whispers "Wrong show!" Koontz exclaims "But I want to smash things." Josh replies "You'll get a chance, but right now...I don't feel like doing anything." Allison stares at a tree. Josh remarks "See, Allison agrees." Allison faintly says "...it's a pretty tree." A bird chirps "What...Rayna is trouble?!...um....gotta go!" Koontz runs off but crashes head-first into an object. "Rayna!" He exclaims. Rayna sweetly says to him. "Do you mind giving us your scroll please?" Koontz blushes "Ok." Josh says to Allison. "Well, looks like we'll have to fight all 4." Allison responds ".........where am I again?"
Dan uses his Gaara powers. Sand explodes everywhere, destroying everything in it's path. Dan exclaims "I'm invincible!!!" "...there is *and in my *rack!"
Allison uses her powers and a cute puppy appears. Dan cracks up. "You can not defeat my awesome awesomeness!!!" The puppy latches on to Dan's jewels. Dan exclaims "OH MY NUTTIE-BUTTIES!!!"
DAN IS DOWNED
Rayna laughes, he had it coming. Now to use my awesome power! Rayna activates her power. Thousands of bugs envelop her body. "HOLY F#*)ING S*#T MOTHER F#*@ER A@@ F#*K F#*K F#*K!!!" Rayna runs around hysterically trying to get the bugs off of her. She runs over Allison and keeps going. Allison simply responds "....ow"
Allison is downed
Chris smirks. Josh laughes. You got Ten Ten, she is the weakest character ever! Chris activates his power. Hundreds of weapons surround him. AKAs, Colts, pistols, rocket launchers, sniper rifles, beam rifles, katanas, spears, nuclear weapons, jets, tanks, gundams, and marshmallows. Josh's eyes widen. "Power activate. Please be Shikamaru!" "It's Shikamaru!" Josh uses the Shadow Bind spell which binds all of the enemies actions and gives him control over what they do. Chris and Rayna's arms slowly raise up. They both suddenly begin singing "I'm a little teapot, short and stout, this is my handel, this is my spout, when I get all steamed up, hear my shout, tip me over and pour me out!" With that, Chris and Rayna collapse of pure humility.
Chris is downed
Rayna is downed
Team 3 is eliminated
Challenge 3
Patterson runs by being chased by a gigantic spider. "Have a tournement, winner's tribe gets immunity....m'kay......"
First Round
Adam vs Haley
Haley exclaims "Ok Jed, let's go!" Adam exclaims "Why do you people keep calling me Jed?!" Haley activates her power. Adam exclaims "Arise power!....um power up....open seasame....fly web...um....heh heh..." Haley uses her one tech: body change. Haley takes over Adam's body. Haley runs around in a circle. "Look at me, I'm Jed!" "Crimson Skiiiiiiiiies!!!" "Macguiiiiiver!" "Fire escaaaaape!" Haley starts examining her new body ".....you're not Jed you're way too....." Josh buts in "CUPCAKE...this story has standards ya know!" Haley shrugs. "Oh well." She continously bashes his head into a wall and then goes back to her own body.
Haley wins
Allison walks over toward Haley. "You scuffed up my wall."
Next: Allison vs Josh.
Josh asks "Are you going to fight back?" Allison replies "um...I think so." Josh shrugs "Ok, I give up.......that's too much effort."
Allison wins.
Next: Brady vs Koontz.
Koontz activates his power. "Sound ninja, wtf?!" Ryan uses his power. "Zabuza yes!!!" A huge cloud of mist envelops the area. Ryan runs around prancing. "Ha ha, you can't see me, you can't see me." Koontz exclaims "I can still hear you dip s#(t!" Koontz uses his power of sound to sing "IT'S RAINING ME, HALLALUIA IT'S RAINING ME, EVERY SPECIMEN!!!" Ryan stumbles around "Can't...take... the pain!" Ryan falls on top of Koontz. With Koontz's last breath he says "Awwwwright!" A random referee runs out and counts "1, 2,3!" Ryan wins!!!
Ryan wins
Next: Allison vs Ryan
Ryan asks "Are you ready Allison?!" Allison responds "....ok." Ryan runs up and punches her full force in the face. Allison, shocked, exclaims "You meany...!" and walks off. Ryan chases after her "You had something on your face, I swear!"
Ryan wins
Next: Haley vs ?
Haley wonders ".......question mark.......interesting." "A random eliminated person is chosen.
Haley exclaims "Adam?" "I have to fight you again?" Jed responds "No...I'm Jed..." Haley responds. "Hah,you won't full me again!." Haley spins in circle and uses her body change jutsu on Adam. "Hah, I have you once again Adam." Jed laughs. "I'm still over here." Haley wonders "Then who is........ah s#*t..." Haley goes back to her old body. Jed powers his hand. "CHIDORI!!!" Jed charges at full speed at Haley.!" He aims at her chest to destroy her. Jed simply responds. "mmm. Squishy."
Finals: Due to the random comeback, it will be Jed vs. Ryan in the finals. Who will be the winner?"
"Um, where is Ryan?" Ryan is seen hudled next to Allison. "Come on, I was only kidding." Ryan says. Allison yells "But you hit me in the face!" Ryan responds "...um...it's British Humor." Allison ignores "Yeah Mr. Wall, Ryan is a jerk!" Jed asks Ryan "Are we going to fight?" Ryan responds "No, I'm trying to get Allison to forgive me." Jed walks over to Allison. "Let's get you away from this meany." Ryan charges at Jed with all of his power. "3 HEADED WATER DRAGON!" Jed shouts "Sharigan eye, I win!" Ryan shouts "THAT DOESN'T HURT PEOPLE!!!" Jed boasts to Ryan. "I'm a ninja-pirate, so yes it does!" Ryan responds "You're just a tiny man in ninja turtles underwear." Jed asks "So, what's your point?"
Jed wins.
Day *19*
Jed walks down the halls gloating over his victory. "I won I won, I'm the best, who's the best, I'm the best, nobody is better than Jed!" Rayna busts out of the doors. "Ok Adam, let's go, it's makeout time." Jed responds "But I'm Jed!" Jed stands to himself doing the hand weigh thing. "Haley...Allison...Haley....Allison." Another part of him raises....his foot. "Haley...Allison......RAYNA!!!" "Rayna wins!" Jed and Rayna go behind the bushes in the garden. After 5 minutes, Jed walks out towards Adam. "Wow...she really gave it to me, good luck Jed." Adam replies "But I'm....Jed....wait.....I'm confused.........whatever." After 6 minutes Adam walks out. "Hmm.......I give it a 2 out of 5...." His cohost Morgan Webb grabs him by the ear and drags him off. "There you are Adam, we've got another Final Fantasy title to review!" Adam is dragged away kicking and screaming. Rayna walks out and fixes her hair. Josh walks out bug-eyed "...................................................need.....................new.......................secret place....................................."
*OK THAT'S THE END OF SUVIVOR VOLUME 6. IT'S LATE SO I KINDA TRAILED OFF NEAR THE END AS YOU CAN TELL. I NEED TO TYPE MY 3 PAGE ESSAY FOR HONORS ENGLISH THAT IS DUE TOMORROW.............10:42..........I'M NEVER GOING TO GET THAT DONE.........AWA IN 2 WEEKS FROM FRIDAY "OLLY GOD!!!"...........I HAVE A GREAT IDEA FOR VOL. 7, THINK QUEEN OF HEARTS.............I NEED: DAN, RYAN, RAYNA, PATRICK, AND CHRIS TO VOTE.........ALL SURVIVORS ARE POSTED AT www.livejournal.com/users/kaicyios TILL NEXT TIME...........LOOK OUT FOR CRAZY JOE DIVOLA!!!