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[kaichan]

fjasjgfdk I can't breathe. Send help.

From Devin Grayson's Smallville novel, City.

Flashback to when Lex met Clark, crashing into him and flying off a bridge:

"For one awful, endless second, the two young men's eyes had locked. Even hurtling toward him at over sixty miles per hour, Lex could tell that the kid was handsome, healthy and bright -

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[kaichan]

shush they're hilarious

[kaichan]

I mean also hideous, but in an amazing way.

I can't even argue that the show isn't like this.

[boojums_snark]

HIS GROIN

[kaichan]

gfjkl;kjfutdhyg

I lol'd XD ♥

[boojums_snark]

It's the most fantastic quote ever. Icy tendrils and everything.

Why , it gives me terrific shudders right the way down to my groin.

[kaichan]

lmadfg XD XD

I just. It's so amazing. Lex just immediately mentally declares Clark his friend as soon as he regains consciousness and is literally stomach-clenchingly terrified at the idea that Clark might be injured.

[karra]

Well. It's not as if it's not accurate. Oh, Smallville.

[kaichan]

That is the best part. I can't argue with the characterisation at all. Lex IS a huge ball of daddy issues and completely obsessed with Clark's secret, Clark DOES feel different and alone all the time, and they DO give each other the kinds of looks that would set things on fire. All the time.

[dayofjudah]

HAhahahaha I won't even touch (FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING) the "groin" thing

"finely chiseled face" what. Lex, why do you think like you're in a romance novel OH WAIT

[kaichan]

Hahaha

no there is even a point where Martha sprays Johnathan with a hose and he's like "lol *tosses head back*" and Clark is just thinking GEE I'M LUCKY MY PARENTS LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH while looking away

and then Lex shows up to whisk him away

I can't even.

[steelthorns]

You are lying and this is just some romance novel with names replaced.

[kaichan]

I speak only truth.