I can't even

[kaichan]

* EdwardCullen humps Mccartney through the floor
EdwardCullen: "WHY DAMMIT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO WRITE LUCY IN THE SKY (humps)"

fuck there's more

EdwardCullen: "I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, PRESSING MY FLOWERS. AND THEN YOU WROTE ME A SONG." "Help." "(Lennon pops his head up and says, mildly) Oh, hey, I think Paul's bitten off more then he can chew." "Didn't you write that song, John?" "Shut up, Ringo."
EdwardCullen: ....I need my mind to take that thought back
EdwardCullen: because that means it's CONTIMPLATING it's existance
@Kai[lappy]: lol
@Kai[lappy]: Twilight/Beatles
EdwardCullen: lksjfk;lgt
@Kai[lappy]: What have you DONE
EdwardCullen: NOOOOO
EdwardCullen: ...Everything is like eighty times more hilarious with this name
@Kai[lappy]: XD
EdwardCullen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EdwardCullen: See?
* @Kai[lappy] snork
EdwardCullen: DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU, WHERE IS MY BINKIE.
* EdwardCullen presses his flowers, seething with silent, glittery rage.
EdwardCullen: COCK GOES WHERE
EdwardCullen: No okay, you need to try this
EdwardCullen: Come on, pretty lady, snort my crack
EdwardCullen: ~*SPARKLES*~
* @Kai[lappy] dies