I couldn't help it, so I did Zidane's interview as well. Of course these answers aren't accurate! They're how I believe he would answer them, just like Kuja's. Enjoy.
ZIDANE
1) What gender are you?
Male of course!
2) What is your age?
Legal... in some states. Okay, okay, I'm 16, and your point is?
3) Do you want a hug?
No!
4) Do you have any bad habits?
-scratches head- Do I really have to count them? Let's see... there's being lazy when there's work to be done... sometimes. Then there's ignoring the boss when he's hollerin', then making fun on Cinna - well, look at his face, you gotta make fun of him - and then there's... blahblahblahblah...
5) What is your favorite food?
Anything home cooked. I can't stand that expensive shit rich people eat... geez! How's a guy gonna get full on that junk?
6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
I cannot remember what flavor it is, because it always hits the ground before I eat it. That's one of the bad things of the summer heat, ha ha.
7) Are you a virgin?
Uhh.... maybe? None of your business, rather.
8) Have you killed anyone?
Shoot, no! I'm not that kind of man.. But if it just so happens that they'll kill me first, I have no choice.
9) Do you hate anyone?
People tell me I'm too soft at times. I could never hold a grudge for very long.
10) Do you have any secrets?
None I'm gonna tell you!
11) What is your favorite season?
Summer, definately. It's mini-skirt season! -laughs-
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
My whole family are more like best friends, also, I have a pretty sweet band myself. You gotta meet them all one day.
13) What are your hobbies?
Probably things I rather be doing right now. But a favor is a favor, man.
14) What is your favorite drink?
Orange juice! ... What? I'm being honest!
15) When is your birthday?
Baku said he found me sometimes during the rainy season, which means... sometime between spring and the start of summer.
16) What age did you die?
I don't think I ever died. Don't plan to anytime soon either. Who's going to keep Garnet company? Rusty and that creepy, one-eyed old lady?
17) Are you nice or mean?
I try to be nice... but sometimes you just gotta be mean!
18) Are you social or shy?
I like to talk to anyone and everyone. It's polite, I guess. Everyone deserves to have a listening ear.
19) What do you think of your parents?
If you mean Baku, I dunno. He's my boss, than a father. My real parents? -pause, then smiles- Ah, I dunno anything about them. I never met them either. Oh well.
20) What's your weakness?
-eyes sparkle- Oh, I have an obvious one... a woman with curves, if you know what I mean.. -wink- Not too skinny, yet not chubby either, just right.
21) How long can you stay under water?
I can beat my bros at diving and even swimming, but I don't think that's worth mentioning. I think I can hold my breath for more than few seconds underwater..
22) What do you do on a regular daily basis?
Traveling the world! Going adventuring, and finding treasure. That's what I live for!
23) Do you love someone?
Yes. Sorry ladies, but I'm taken. Who she is? Why, she's the fair Queen of Alexandria, Garnet Alexandros. -sad sigh- I wish I was there than here, but a man's gotta do his job, eh?
24) When was the last time you wet your self.
I don't think I ever did, man. -laughs-
25) What's your favorite band?
Dunno. I don't really listen to music other than the practice sessions of our 'orchestra'. But they're great though, you have to listen to them at least once.
26) Ever worn a dress?
Hell no!
27) Willingly?
Not even willingly, pal. I wouldn't be caught dead in one.
28) What do you consider fun in the day-time?
If it's summer, straight to the beach! Though the fun ends when I get sunburnt. Ouch..
29) At night?
Uhh... Sleeping?
30) Ever kissed anyone?
Of course! I just have too many to name! -thinks- Not that I remember most of their names anyway...
31) ...Of the same gender?
Oh. Hell. Farging. No.
32) Whats your favorite thing to touch?
I have gloves on for a reason, for when I was little, I kept burning and cutting my hands on stuff. Also, they're durable and stylish. Win/win, man.
33) Does anyone love you?
I sure hope so, or else I'd be coming after a few people with a log. I'm also sure that Dagger loves me... oh yeah, that's Garnet's other name.
34) Whats your favorite colour?
Blue, oh and maybe green too.
35) When was the last time you cried?
Not to long ago, I hate to admit..
36) Do you have a pet?
No. But I always wanted a dog. The last time I brought an animal home from the streets, Baku said the next stray I bring home, he'll cook it for dinner. -frown-
37) What did you name your pet?
I was a silly kid, so I named all of the dogs I brought home 'Spot', 'Patches', and 'Dot'.
38) Are you crazy?
-laughs- No.
39) What are you?
You probably wouldn't understand even if I told you.
40) What´s the end of your own story?
Hm? I don't know what you mean.
41) What´s your nickname?
To tell you the truth, my real name is Jitan or Ghitan. It means 'gypsy' as in... maybe a gypsy moth?
42) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?
I'm sure I'm happy.
43) What animal would you say is most like you?
Umm, hello? Monkey. -points to tail- But some people had mistaken me for a cat sometimes. Though I lack the ears.
44) What's one thing you'd like to say to your creator?
Good riddance.